Ah, but if Mary was a Komodo dragon then Jesus would be born male, since monitor parthenogenesis produces future prospective mates for the mother in isolated circumstances.

Don’t mind me, I’m just stir-crazy out of my mind and can barely walk and am sad about this entire fucking year and I hate everything.

Must be too busy doing my old job to actually write a job description for themselves.

I still can’t get over that these eugenics advocate dickshits wear fucking glasses. Be born with 20/20 vision or submit to your genetic irrelevance, nerds.

Pussy sounding like jangly piano

I’m not into wrestling or ring-fighting, but watching you suplex these absolute boners never gets old. Bless.

One time my old roommate was getting kinda uppity so I told him he looked like Paul Dano. Brought him in line for like three months.

I’ve never been very good at arranging song mixes, and that’s part of why I consider it genuinely artful. I have a friend who makes KILLER mixes that blow me away and all of these songs by unrelated artists get lined up in a way that they seem made for each other. So good!

Matt and I were just talking about this the other day. Album composition is an art! Songs bleed into each other and become part of a whole!

Curated song mixes by a friend count in my book.

This is just what Amazon parrots (and parrots in general) are like: violently jealous spouses.

Gone so fast! Damn…

Ah, well. We’ll have to compare sufferings later, then.

What the fuck, Marcus

Oh, yeah, when it HITS. I remember for a brief moment realizing that the pain was lifting, my husband holding my hand, and noticing that I’d been crying, and then I was just GONE. I was so exhausted.

Anyway, both of those influencers deserve the worst.

More than ANYTHING I just needed a chance to rest and relax, which can’t really happen with contractions happening every 30-120 seconds. I shudder to think how it might have gone without access to care though.

My first was 56hrs, and I just wasn’t progressing. I went in to the ER *3 times* before they finally admitted me and gave me morphine. I slept for the first time in 3 days, woke up, and delivered a healthy baby two hours later.

Medicine: It Works!

In Dungeon Meshi, the party attempts to eat a kraken, and find parasites in it that look like good eating on their own. However, when a character boldly eats one, he discovers that the parasites themselves had parasites, and spends the night in agony.