John (#1 Old Man Ho Ho fan)
@bulbjr.bsky.social
What was this type of humor? It was everywhere. I'm glad it's over, hopefully
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What was this type of humor? It was everywhere. I'm glad it's over, hopefully
If I ever have a YouTube channel where a little animated avatar of myself talks about video games and does Dreamworks face, with titles like "The [Adjective] [Noun] of [Media Property]" or "I Forced Myself to Play [Video Game] in [Current Year]," please just shoot me
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I ever have a YouTube channel where a little animated avatar of myself talks about video games and does Dreamworks face, with titles like "The [Adjective] [Noun] of [Media Property]" or "I Forced Myself to Play [Video Game] in [Current Year]," please just shoot me
I have a little rain cloud that follows me everywhere because I am depressed. You have a little dirt cloud that follows you everywhere because you are stinky. We are not the same
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I have a little rain cloud that follows me everywhere because I am depressed. You have a little dirt cloud that follows you everywhere because you are stinky. We are not the same
Picasso, if he were a chef: "This dish is called Guernica"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Picasso, if he were a chef: "This dish is called Guernica"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
Google ai recommends this pizza place's lunch buffet, despite it not having one. Very helpful!
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Google ai recommends this pizza place's lunch buffet, despite it not having one. Very helpful!
Until one of these AI assistants can show me Tayne, they're just novelties, as far as I'm concerned
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Until one of these AI assistants can show me Tayne, they're just novelties, as far as I'm concerned
Landman, if I had to guess, is about a guy who is totally flat and one acre wide, and each episode is about the different people who step on him or use him for recreation, agriculture, etc.
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Landman, if I had to guess, is about a guy who is totally flat and one acre wide, and each episode is about the different people who step on him or use him for recreation, agriculture, etc.
If Blue's Clues were made today it would be called woke because Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are a mixed-spice family
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If Blue's Clues were made today it would be called woke because Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are a mixed-spice family
If a gacha game doesn't have twenty different in-game currencies you can count me out. I wanna be mad that I have ten trillion "dust" and can't exchange it for a single "gem"
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If a gacha game doesn't have twenty different in-game currencies you can count me out. I wanna be mad that I have ten trillion "dust" and can't exchange it for a single "gem"
If I'd written a paper at like a 4th-grade level in college and even one person found out, I probably would have killed myself
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If I'd written a paper at like a 4th-grade level in college and even one person found out, I probably would have killed myself
They have 15,246,155,561,685 books about anxiety and only 61,699 books about cancer? Really shows you where their priorities are 🙄
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
They have 15,246,155,561,685 books about anxiety and only 61,699 books about cancer? Really shows you where their priorities are 🙄
And yet it was Granin's Metal Gear concept that ultimately prevailed over the more utilitarian Shagohod design
The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
And yet it was Granin's Metal Gear concept that ultimately prevailed over the more utilitarian Shagohod design
Explaining to the medieval peasant that I'm from the future: "It's like in SpongeBob when Squidward has the time machine"
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Explaining to the medieval peasant that I'm from the future: "It's like in SpongeBob when Squidward has the time machine"
Skinamarink prefigured the "which bed are you napping in the hardest" tik tok genre, with the uncanny rooms and a tv that's always playing Tom & Jerry
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Skinamarink prefigured the "which bed are you napping in the hardest" tik tok genre, with the uncanny rooms and a tv that's always playing Tom & Jerry
I do think it's plausible that a total fucking dipshit would accidentally get a Nazi tattoo, but I wouldn't vote for a guy like that either
October 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I do think it's plausible that a total fucking dipshit would accidentally get a Nazi tattoo, but I wouldn't vote for a guy like that either
The guy who wrote The Time Machine (2002) was a real time traveler who was trying to warn us about the Eloi and Morlocks. That's why it has all that stuff that wasn't in the book
October 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The guy who wrote The Time Machine (2002) was a real time traveler who was trying to warn us about the Eloi and Morlocks. That's why it has all that stuff that wasn't in the book
"Yeah, so then I was chasing this child, and I tripped and scraped my face on the pavement for a full second. Yes, one thousand milliseconds"
October 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Yeah, so then I was chasing this child, and I tripped and scraped my face on the pavement for a full second. Yes, one thousand milliseconds"
What the fuck even is the point of a sexual chatbot? "Computer, tell me about your boobs." Yeah, no thanks
October 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What the fuck even is the point of a sexual chatbot? "Computer, tell me about your boobs." Yeah, no thanks
Gonna write a Hunger Games fanfic that's a one-to-one retelling except Katniss eats everyone she kills
October 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gonna write a Hunger Games fanfic that's a one-to-one retelling except Katniss eats everyone she kills
Always on the lookout for this guy
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Always on the lookout for this guy
Geologist, looking at basalt: "The lava is floor!"
October 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Geologist, looking at basalt: "The lava is floor!"
Hard at work on a project that will disrupt Hollywood and the film industry writ large: a version of Tilly Norwood with 15% bigger boobs
October 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hard at work on a project that will disrupt Hollywood and the film industry writ large: a version of Tilly Norwood with 15% bigger boobs
An AI actor I invented. If you want to put him in your movie you have to pay me $1 million #donotsteal
October 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
An AI actor I invented. If you want to put him in your movie you have to pay me $1 million #donotsteal