Chris is King
@bulbouscorm.bsky.social
God 1st 🙏✝️
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
My instinctual fat jokes I make about myself don't have an obvious visual punchline anymore.
I have to throw away my whole personality
I have to throw away my whole personality
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My instinctual fat jokes I make about myself don't have an obvious visual punchline anymore.
I have to throw away my whole personality
I have to throw away my whole personality
Got to see a dress rehearsal for the ballet tonight
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Got to see a dress rehearsal for the ballet tonight
This is the most effort I'll ever put towards meyers briggs anything. Don't care enough, sounds right to me
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is the most effort I'll ever put towards meyers briggs anything. Don't care enough, sounds right to me
Tomorrow I'm hatching a diabolical plan to take new headshots for work (after losing 60 lbs) to flex on the fucking ugly pieces of shit who like me under their thumb.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Tomorrow I'm hatching a diabolical plan to take new headshots for work (after losing 60 lbs) to flex on the fucking ugly pieces of shit who like me under their thumb.
I'm trying to figure out our wedding date
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm trying to figure out our wedding date
Omg all my TikTok friends are engaging with my ded kendys post
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Omg all my TikTok friends are engaging with my ded kendys post
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Me after I get the surgeries I want
October 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Me after I get the surgeries I want
These pictures were less than a year apart
October 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
These pictures were less than a year apart
I'm having way too much fun drawing my friends as fat blobs for D&D
October 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm having way too much fun drawing my friends as fat blobs for D&D
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hmm perhaps not everyone is a Benito freak like me and doesn't immediately know the original:
October 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hmm perhaps not everyone is a Benito freak like me and doesn't immediately know the original:
I live in Vancouver and I'm singing Bad Bunny karaoke tomorrow in front of a bunch of 🚬s
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I live in Vancouver and I'm singing Bad Bunny karaoke tomorrow in front of a bunch of 🚬s
If you've invited me to your house in the last couple years, you're getting one of these in the mail
October 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If you've invited me to your house in the last couple years, you're getting one of these in the mail
September 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wait, ppl like and share and encourage yours?
September 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wait, ppl like and share and encourage yours?
Omg I took this to mean "letter" like a single character at first 😭😭😭
I was like, full text?
I was like, full text?
September 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Omg I took this to mean "letter" like a single character at first 😭😭😭
I was like, full text?
I was like, full text?
I fixed the perspective for y'all
September 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I fixed the perspective for y'all
At a Cupcakke concert lol
September 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
At a Cupcakke concert lol
