Chris is King
@bulbouscorm.bsky.social
God 1st 🙏✝️
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
Chris is King
Would never lie on the internet
Floptropican 🌴🥑
https://www.last.fm/user/cormbhorsen
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Apparently the South London Gooners is an Arsenal club and NOT a j/o group
My instinctual fat jokes I make about myself don't have an obvious visual punchline anymore.
I have to throw away my whole personality
I have to throw away my whole personality
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My instinctual fat jokes I make about myself don't have an obvious visual punchline anymore.
I have to throw away my whole personality
I have to throw away my whole personality
Got to see a dress rehearsal for the ballet tonight
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Got to see a dress rehearsal for the ballet tonight
And just like that .. I have ONE goddamn evening to myself this week.
I need to start telling these holes "no"
I need to start telling these holes "no"
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And just like that .. I have ONE goddamn evening to myself this week.
I need to start telling these holes "no"
I need to start telling these holes "no"
Gonna text hb "grand rising" tmrw just to stir shit
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Gonna text hb "grand rising" tmrw just to stir shit
Idk wtf u guys r talking about, my dog loves xylitol
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Idk wtf u guys r talking about, my dog loves xylitol
6-7 is funny to children because they can't count any higher
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
6-7 is funny to children because they can't count any higher
I downloaded fortnight to play the Simpsons season but I'm almost 40 years old so I found time/motivation to play one match all month
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I downloaded fortnight to play the Simpsons season but I'm almost 40 years old so I found time/motivation to play one match all month
This is the most effort I'll ever put towards meyers briggs anything. Don't care enough, sounds right to me
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is the most effort I'll ever put towards meyers briggs anything. Don't care enough, sounds right to me
I wonder if our imagination visualizations are actually present in higher dimensions
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I wonder if our imagination visualizations are actually present in higher dimensions
Oh they're all gonna be shooters
Really looking forward to all the feral adults living on the street from all these illiterate gen alpha kids aging out of k-12 daycare
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Oh they're all gonna be shooters
"why is your asshole busted out like that" has to be one of the funniest utterances ever recorded
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"why is your asshole busted out like that" has to be one of the funniest utterances ever recorded
Losing weight has made my neck thinner and the angle of my chain necklace hangs differently lmfao
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Losing weight has made my neck thinner and the angle of my chain necklace hangs differently lmfao
Really looking forward to all the feral adults living on the street from all these illiterate gen alpha kids aging out of k-12 daycare
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Really looking forward to all the feral adults living on the street from all these illiterate gen alpha kids aging out of k-12 daycare
Tomorrow I'm hatching a diabolical plan to take new headshots for work (after losing 60 lbs) to flex on the fucking ugly pieces of shit who like me under their thumb.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Tomorrow I'm hatching a diabolical plan to take new headshots for work (after losing 60 lbs) to flex on the fucking ugly pieces of shit who like me under their thumb.
I'm trying to figure out our wedding date
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm trying to figure out our wedding date
Drag queen name for a weeb: Hon Toni
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Drag queen name for a weeb: Hon Toni
Hakeem Jeffries looks like shit
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hakeem Jeffries looks like shit
Omg all my TikTok friends are engaging with my ded kendys post
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Omg all my TikTok friends are engaging with my ded kendys post
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Currently thinking about how I'm gonna do a reveal from Michael Myers to Bad Bunny when I karaoke a Bad Bunny song tonight 🤔
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Currently thinking about how I'm gonna do a reveal from Michael Myers to Bad Bunny when I karaoke a Bad Bunny song tonight 🤔
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RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/
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Marveling at the fact that I 1000% chose my current apartment & neighborhood by driving around randomly and checking out vibes
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Marveling at the fact that I 1000% chose my current apartment & neighborhood by driving around randomly and checking out vibes