Howard B. Phelps
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"Hey there! Nice weather we're having, eh?"
Howard B. Phelps (PhD)
Switch | Selective | Sensual
Easygoing | Pansexual | Pervert~
Friendly Writer | Open DMs | Usually Busy
[ Kinky , Naughty , Showoff ]
❤️ ➕ 🔄 and he might come visit...pantsless
Art by Phosbara on Twitter
Howard B. Phelps (PhD)
Switch | Selective | Sensual
Easygoing | Pansexual | Pervert~
Friendly Writer | Open DMs | Usually Busy
[ Kinky , Naughty , Showoff ]
❤️ ➕ 🔄 and he might come visit...pantsless
Art by Phosbara on Twitter
Reposted by Howard B. Phelps
He's basically feasting his hungry needy eyes on that bulge. The man, in all his thickness and girth, hanging out in nary but a small air of briefs, imagine the smell in those skivvies.
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
and he hasn’t even noticed yet, just letting it all hang out as he gives a relaxed huff. he’s just.. airing it all out right now. it was definitely a scorcher today.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
"where’s a tongue bath when ya need one…”
he mumbled to himself.
Don't mind the gator peeking on them. He loves it when the day gets so hot that the heeler dad is walking about in his briefs.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He's basically feasting his hungry needy eyes on that bulge. The man, in all his thickness and girth, hanging out in nary but a small air of briefs, imagine the smell in those skivvies.
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
One ripe pair of jocks is what he knows the canine has. Howard grins and wolf whistles.
"Nice package, stud~"
Don't mind the gator peeking on them. He loves it when the day gets so hot that the heeler dad is walking about in his briefs.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
most accurate description of him.
This is what he loves about the Australians he knows. All so scruffy, so laid back, and the heat makes them so musky.
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don't mind the gator peeking on them. He loves it when the day gets so hot that the heeler dad is walking about in his briefs.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
Nothing like the eye candy that is a man strutting about the place in only their undergarments.
This is what he loves about the Australians he knows. All so scruffy, so laid back, and the heat makes them so musky.
art by: furuo
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is what he loves about the Australians he knows. All so scruffy, so laid back, and the heat makes them so musky.
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Reposted by Howard B. Phelps
It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
It's a scientific fact that Howard, like many other reptiles of his genus, is indeed hard all the time. He hides it well though, and invested a lot of good money in underwear to keep it hidden for the workplace.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
But he loves showing it off, and makes it a point to display it, even if for a second.
"If you want, you can feel other things and how heavy they are. My tail, my pecs.... My bulge..."
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.
"Yeah? Am I supposed to be feeling that other than the weight of yer arm, ya big lug?"
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"If you want, you can feel other things and how heavy they are. My tail, my pecs.... My bulge..."
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.
He teased as he swirled his drink, an ice cold mango juice.
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If you're nice to her, and bring her food, she MIGHT let you grope.
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If you're nice to her, and bring her food, she MIGHT let you grope.
He loves teasing people like this at the beach.
Art by @/ruffusbleu.bsky.social
Art by @/ruffusbleu.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
He loves teasing people like this at the beach.
Art by @/ruffusbleu.bsky.social
Art by @/ruffusbleu.bsky.social
He's busy looking at his tablet, seeing the article and the findings. He's about to scrutinize the methodology when he feels the nuzzling...and looks down below.
"Hmmm?"
"Hmmm?"
*Jay as hes now hearing this, obviously didn't know that and got closer to Howard only for his nose to twitch in between his legs*
Howard has and always is a nerd, but has also spent his academic years pursuing fitness alongside his PhD.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
He's busy looking at his tablet, seeing the article and the findings. He's about to scrutinize the methodology when he feels the nuzzling...and looks down below.
"Hmmm?"
"Hmmm?"
This is what Howard gets when he's been spending all day marking papers, and saving electricity by not using the AC. His musky underwearclad butt now gets huffed and savored.
He can only groan, feeling the growing arousal.
"Hhh...fuck....don't...don't stop~"
He growled out and shuddered.
He can only groan, feeling the growing arousal.
"Hhh...fuck....don't...don't stop~"
He growled out and shuddered.
Raven did indeed enjoy ripe and musky scents, they tickled his nose pink and his senses were in bliss. He was digging deep into the gator’s butt, sniffin and snortin up his stinky dilf stench while he grasped onto the sides of his fat wobble wagon. Between his furry thighs, the bear grew erect.
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This is what Howard gets when he's been spending all day marking papers, and saving electricity by not using the AC. His musky underwearclad butt now gets huffed and savored.
He can only groan, feeling the growing arousal.
"Hhh...fuck....don't...don't stop~"
He growled out and shuddered.
He can only groan, feeling the growing arousal.
"Hhh...fuck....don't...don't stop~"
He growled out and shuddered.
"Mmmm...~"
He growled with approval.
"You like my ass even in white? These are sporty white ones I felt like wearing today, just randomly~"
Howard wiggled his rear enticingly for them.
He growled with approval.
"You like my ass even in white? These are sporty white ones I felt like wearing today, just randomly~"
Howard wiggled his rear enticingly for them.
"Not what I meant~"
The hybrid smacks the gators ass while he reaches in further with a huge smile.
The hybrid smacks the gators ass while he reaches in further with a huge smile.
"I will. I'll pay for a week's worth of snacks. Just... Lemme find the dip for the nachos here..."
He bends over a bit more as he reaches in.
He bends over a bit more as he reaches in.
October 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
"Mmmm...~"
He growled with approval.
"You like my ass even in white? These are sporty white ones I felt like wearing today, just randomly~"
Howard wiggled his rear enticingly for them.
He growled with approval.
"You like my ass even in white? These are sporty white ones I felt like wearing today, just randomly~"
Howard wiggled his rear enticingly for them.
Howard has and always is a nerd, but has also spent his academic years pursuing fitness alongside his PhD.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Howard has and always is a nerd, but has also spent his academic years pursuing fitness alongside his PhD.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
It's not an oddity for him to walk about near naked, cooling off his sweaty body, as he reads psychology journals for his thesis.
Plus it saves on laundry when he only has briefs to wash.
"I will. I'll pay for a week's worth of snacks. Just... Lemme find the dip for the nachos here..."
He bends over a bit more as he reaches in.
He bends over a bit more as he reaches in.
Better be ready to pay for those snacks~
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"I will. I'll pay for a week's worth of snacks. Just... Lemme find the dip for the nachos here..."
He bends over a bit more as he reaches in.
He bends over a bit more as he reaches in.
"Ahh... Fuck..."
He moaned at the sudden nuzzling at his rear, and then gave an approving growl as he continued to jut his ass out like that for them.
"Ohhh... You like my musky taint don't you? Been up all day and night in these briefs, guess you must enjoy ripe scents~"
He moaned at the sudden nuzzling at his rear, and then gave an approving growl as he continued to jut his ass out like that for them.
"Ohhh... You like my musky taint don't you? Been up all day and night in these briefs, guess you must enjoy ripe scents~"
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October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"Ahh... Fuck..."
He moaned at the sudden nuzzling at his rear, and then gave an approving growl as he continued to jut his ass out like that for them.
"Ohhh... You like my musky taint don't you? Been up all day and night in these briefs, guess you must enjoy ripe scents~"
He moaned at the sudden nuzzling at his rear, and then gave an approving growl as he continued to jut his ass out like that for them.
"Ohhh... You like my musky taint don't you? Been up all day and night in these briefs, guess you must enjoy ripe scents~"
These weren't even the typical tighty whities the older adults wore. These were practically modern day sort of bikini briefs, worn by those cute models.
They might as well be a white speedo.
Howard would hear their moans and approach to investigate.
"Should be here somewhere..."
They might as well be a white speedo.
Howard would hear their moans and approach to investigate.
"Should be here somewhere..."
*Jay continued to sniff around until he started to get the exact scent of his recent undwrwear*
"Jackpot~"
*Jay ran over amd grabs it and began to sniff it not knowing Howard was approching*
"Jackpot~"
*Jay ran over amd grabs it and began to sniff it not knowing Howard was approching*
Well the professrs's been gone all week. So these must be the previous week's pair.
Smells like they've been worn for a while. Surely Howard must have washed them right?
Or is he a bit forgetful?
Nah, he's just kinky and likes to keep them on for a long while.
Smells like they've been worn for a while. Surely Howard must have washed them right?
Or is he a bit forgetful?
Nah, he's just kinky and likes to keep them on for a long while.
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
These weren't even the typical tighty whities the older adults wore. These were practically modern day sort of bikini briefs, worn by those cute models.
They might as well be a white speedo.
Howard would hear their moans and approach to investigate.
"Should be here somewhere..."
They might as well be a white speedo.
Howard would hear their moans and approach to investigate.
"Should be here somewhere..."
Well the professrs's been gone all week. So these must be the previous week's pair.
Smells like they've been worn for a while. Surely Howard must have washed them right?
Or is he a bit forgetful?
Nah, he's just kinky and likes to keep them on for a long while.
Smells like they've been worn for a while. Surely Howard must have washed them right?
Or is he a bit forgetful?
Nah, he's just kinky and likes to keep them on for a long while.
*Sniffing @bulgeprofessxr.bsky.social underwear and getting each scent that he cummed in*
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Well the professrs's been gone all week. So these must be the previous week's pair.
Smells like they've been worn for a while. Surely Howard must have washed them right?
Or is he a bit forgetful?
Nah, he's just kinky and likes to keep them on for a long while.
Smells like they've been worn for a while. Surely Howard must have washed them right?
Or is he a bit forgetful?
Nah, he's just kinky and likes to keep them on for a long while.
"Gragh...You can't keep yourself off of me, can you?"
Howard smirked as he looked down at the Pokemon and their sly antics.
"You like my smell, eh~?"
Howard smirked as he looked down at the Pokemon and their sly antics.
"You like my smell, eh~?"
*Jay sees this as an opportunity to try and wake him up with some big licks on his underwear*
He barely gets dressed at home. Shorts doesn't hold his junk as nicely as his underwear, and why for wear anything else when he's practically covered and good to go?
Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
Though maybe he gets a bit too comfy in them, especially during lunch break in his office.
October 12, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"Gragh...You can't keep yourself off of me, can you?"
Howard smirked as he looked down at the Pokemon and their sly antics.
"You like my smell, eh~?"
Howard smirked as he looked down at the Pokemon and their sly antics.
"You like my smell, eh~?"
If the lass needs help in this part of the city, he's more than willing to help. It's a nice bustling city with an equally and simultaneously vibrant and intense nightlife.
He knows some good bars and restaurants, as well as ways to pass the time.
Howard gives her a nod, passing by her in college
He knows some good bars and restaurants, as well as ways to pass the time.
Howard gives her a nod, passing by her in college
October 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If the lass needs help in this part of the city, he's more than willing to help. It's a nice bustling city with an equally and simultaneously vibrant and intense nightlife.
He knows some good bars and restaurants, as well as ways to pass the time.
Howard gives her a nod, passing by her in college
He knows some good bars and restaurants, as well as ways to pass the time.
Howard gives her a nod, passing by her in college
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"I'll do my best!~"
•A kind-hearted, spotted sheep trying to navigate the big city
•5'6
•Slightly selective, semi-detailed/detailed
•12 years of experience
•Primarily 18+ LewdRP, so minors DNI!
(Art is mine unless stated otherwise!)
Like and Repost to touch her soft wool!~💕
#NSFWRP #RP
•A kind-hearted, spotted sheep trying to navigate the big city
•5'6
•Slightly selective, semi-detailed/detailed
•12 years of experience
•Primarily 18+ LewdRP, so minors DNI!
(Art is mine unless stated otherwise!)
Like and Repost to touch her soft wool!~💕
#NSFWRP #RP
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
That was definitely sweat, for sure, and it was the first thing Sawyer's sense of smell would pick up. It smelt of both fresh and stale sweat, long hours of wear.
But, he also smelt cum, the scent of seed absorbed into the fabric. Had...Howard been masturbating with his own briefs? It sure (+)
But, he also smelt cum, the scent of seed absorbed into the fabric. Had...Howard been masturbating with his own briefs? It sure (+)
Sawyer coincidentally attended the same gym as Howard! And is how he got that first pair in the first place!!
Seeing the new pair of rare treasure in the bench Sawyer casually walked over and noticed the strange stain, picking them up and giving it a sniff and then subtle lick
Seeing the new pair of rare treasure in the bench Sawyer casually walked over and noticed the strange stain, picking them up and giving it a sniff and then subtle lick
But it would only be yet a day as Howard again went to the gym, getting his daily gains, working out. Again he stripped and went in to shower, and there it was, that rare treasure, again placed on the bench itself.
They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
They were a vibrant blue, with a strange sort of stain at the front. Was it sweat?
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
That was definitely sweat, for sure, and it was the first thing Sawyer's sense of smell would pick up. It smelt of both fresh and stale sweat, long hours of wear.
But, he also smelt cum, the scent of seed absorbed into the fabric. Had...Howard been masturbating with his own briefs? It sure (+)
But, he also smelt cum, the scent of seed absorbed into the fabric. Had...Howard been masturbating with his own briefs? It sure (+)