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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 34m

The Cubs scoring 4 in the first and not scoring again and still somehow winning

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1h

Ian Happ is basically the epitome of this Cubs era of mediocrity

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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 3h

The Cubs scored more than three runs in a postseason game?!?

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1d

Mahomes’ team finding incredible ways to lose games this season he’s finally a Chicago Bear

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1d

And that’s the Cubs season good night

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1d

How did Shota get so cooked? With Steele out and Horton now hurt too the Cubs just can’t survive this.

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1d

That Chiefs guy was hightailing it and I thought for sure he was catching him

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1d

Mahomes just kinda stinks now?

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1d

The injuries are catching up but Shota turning into a turd is tough. Def would have been nice to get another starter!

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 1d

Good god Shota is just awful

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 3d

To get the “celebrate too early and fumble out of end zone” AND “give up a TD on your own interception” plays in the same game is all-time stuff

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 3d

There won’t be a dumber way to lose a game all season than what the Cardinals are about to pull against the “ass” (Cam Ward’s words!) Titans

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 4d

Absolute all-timer from Penn State James Franklin you bozo

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 4d

Is it bad to need 3 pitchers to get through the first 2 innings of a playoff game?

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 4d

The cool thing about the Cubs getting their ass kicked in the first inning is Luke Altmeyer might throw for 500 yards against Purdue so hey look over there!

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 4d

Boyd somehow goes even shorter than Darvish did in Game 3 (wasn’t helped by the error but still!)

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 5d

Let him finish Boone

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

NEVER A DOUBT

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

2 of the worst misses I’ve ever seen there. Send this guy back to the White Sox.

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

Craig Counsell asleep at the wheel?

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

Gross outing by Keller. Just all over the place. Extremely lucky it wasn’t worse.

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

That makes up for the Hoerner run not counting lmao

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

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Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

Palencia was playing with fire that whole outing. Not sharp at all.

Jason Patt @bullsjay.bsky.social · 6d

Dansby might earn his whole contract in this game