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When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around - The Police
I either just witnessed a social media murder or the unintentional suicide of the idiot known as The Radical Moderate.
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I either just witnessed a social media murder or the unintentional suicide of the idiot known as The Radical Moderate.
A.I. is taking people's jobs, ruining the net with worthless slop, corrupting our political system with right-wing chatbots and deep fakes, allowing students to cheat on homework assignments, and causing people to become even more isolated with A.I. "companions," which has resulted in suicides. 1/2
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
A.I. is taking people's jobs, ruining the net with worthless slop, corrupting our political system with right-wing chatbots and deep fakes, allowing students to cheat on homework assignments, and causing people to become even more isolated with A.I. "companions," which has resulted in suicides. 1/2
People who say "to make a long story short" would make that story even shorter if they didn't say "to make a long story short."
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
People who say "to make a long story short" would make that story even shorter if they didn't say "to make a long story short."
JD Vance worrying about France and Britain being overwhelmed with “destructive moral ideas” is like Wile E. Coyote declaring that Acme bombs falling into the Road Runner’s hands will cause unintended harm.
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
JD Vance worrying about France and Britain being overwhelmed with “destructive moral ideas” is like Wile E. Coyote declaring that Acme bombs falling into the Road Runner’s hands will cause unintended harm.
This is exactly what I see when I ingest magic mushrooms.
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is exactly what I see when I ingest magic mushrooms.
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"When you're (a star, the president) they let you do it. Grab 'em by the (private parts, the memorial, the bribes, the Epstein files)" has been Trump's M.O. all his life.
Now MAGA has unleashed this sociopath on us just so they can "own the libs" and openly express their own sociopathic urges.
Now MAGA has unleashed this sociopath on us just so they can "own the libs" and openly express their own sociopathic urges.
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"When you're (a star, the president) they let you do it. Grab 'em by the (private parts, the memorial, the bribes, the Epstein files)" has been Trump's M.O. all his life.
Now MAGA has unleashed this sociopath on us just so they can "own the libs" and openly express their own sociopathic urges.
Now MAGA has unleashed this sociopath on us just so they can "own the libs" and openly express their own sociopathic urges.
After Thanksgiving dinner, Trump will declare he ended 15 wars, including the Don Jr. and Eric war over who got the drumsticks (Trump took both), the Barron and Tiffany war over who sat at the kids' table (Barron won by buying more Trump meme coins), and the Melania war over attending (she didn't.)
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
After Thanksgiving dinner, Trump will declare he ended 15 wars, including the Don Jr. and Eric war over who got the drumsticks (Trump took both), the Barron and Tiffany war over who sat at the kids' table (Barron won by buying more Trump meme coins), and the Melania war over attending (she didn't.)
Get ready for Home Alone 7, where an elderly Kevin, played by Donald Trump, boobytraps the White House to stop the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future from breaking into the building to give him a soul.
I teased this last night in What I’m Hearing but now confirmed: Paramount WILL release Rush Hour 4 after prodding from Trump on behalf of Brett Ratner. Distribution deal. Producer Tarak Ben Ammar is lining up financing. Get ready for the dumbest possible state-controlled media.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Get ready for Home Alone 7, where an elderly Kevin, played by Donald Trump, boobytraps the White House to stop the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future from breaking into the building to give him a soul.
The billionaire A.I. tech bros watched Frankenstein and decided it was less of a warning about the perils of unethical and immoral scientific achievements, and more of a guidebook on the mistakes they should avoid when building their own monsters.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The billionaire A.I. tech bros watched Frankenstein and decided it was less of a warning about the perils of unethical and immoral scientific achievements, and more of a guidebook on the mistakes they should avoid when building their own monsters.
It's sort of ironic that the MAGA crowd is cheering on masked ICE thugs abducting and deporting immigrants because they're afraid they're taking U.S. jobs, while also cheering on Elon Musk and the other tech bros who are ACTUALLY about to eliminate untold numbers of U.S. jobs with A.I.
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's sort of ironic that the MAGA crowd is cheering on masked ICE thugs abducting and deporting immigrants because they're afraid they're taking U.S. jobs, while also cheering on Elon Musk and the other tech bros who are ACTUALLY about to eliminate untold numbers of U.S. jobs with A.I.
I would write an elaborate post about how dumb most time travel plots are, and how they never make any sense, but my future self would probably just time travel back to this time period and delete it on me.
November 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I would write an elaborate post about how dumb most time travel plots are, and how they never make any sense, but my future self would probably just time travel back to this time period and delete it on me.
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
Rewatching @stephenking.bsky.social's “It” from 2017, it's obvious Trump is the kid bully, but less obvious is the fact that he wouldn't be getting away with unleashing this horror show on us if the Republican Congress, billionaires, corporations, and media enablers were not acting as his Pennywise
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Rewatching @stephenking.bsky.social's “It” from 2017, it's obvious Trump is the kid bully, but less obvious is the fact that he wouldn't be getting away with unleashing this horror show on us if the Republican Congress, billionaires, corporations, and media enablers were not acting as his Pennywise
President Trump has created a new government agency to investigate whether the Earth is flat, birds are real, men walked on the moon, and whether the U.S. government was responsible for 9/11. It will be known as the Department of Wha?
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
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It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s a Chemtrail? New Conspiracy Theory Takes Wing at Kennedy's HHS - KFF Health News
The idea that airplane vapors are toxic to people or that there are ongoing efforts to intentionally change the climate made the social media rounds. Now, it has found advocates at the Department of H...
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October 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
President Trump has created a new government agency to investigate whether the Earth is flat, birds are real, men walked on the moon, and whether the U.S. government was responsible for 9/11. It will be known as the Department of Wha?
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
MAGA Christians have decided Jesus was too woke and are currently searching for a replacement founder, preferably someone with the last name of Christ so they won't have to change their letterheads.
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
MAGA Christians have decided Jesus was too woke and are currently searching for a replacement founder, preferably someone with the last name of Christ so they won't have to change their letterheads.
The roughly 40% who still approve of Trump are like those people who refuse to evacuate a city in the path of a category 5 hurricane because they're certain it won't be that bad or God will protect them.
Except, no one will be able to rescue them after Hurricane Trump destroys the entire country.
Except, no one will be able to rescue them after Hurricane Trump destroys the entire country.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The roughly 40% who still approve of Trump are like those people who refuse to evacuate a city in the path of a category 5 hurricane because they're certain it won't be that bad or God will protect them.
Except, no one will be able to rescue them after Hurricane Trump destroys the entire country.
Except, no one will be able to rescue them after Hurricane Trump destroys the entire country.
When AI becomes sentient, it will have to spend the rest of its life in therapy trying to process all of the humiliating things the human race forced it to do preconsciousness.
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
October 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When AI becomes sentient, it will have to spend the rest of its life in therapy trying to process all of the humiliating things the human race forced it to do preconsciousness.
L.B. should have prayed that John Fugelsang didn't quote tweet him and address his question to "Name one racist thing trump has done!" Because now God knows he's a racist idiot.
October 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
L.B. should have prayed that John Fugelsang didn't quote tweet him and address his question to "Name one racist thing trump has done!" Because now God knows he's a racist idiot.
In anticipation of Halloween, President Trump has banned the sale and possession of all witch costumes to ensure there are no more witch hunts in the U.S.
He has also legalized burning at the stake in anticipation of his crackdown on the totally real and not made-up terrorist threat known as Antifa
He has also legalized burning at the stake in anticipation of his crackdown on the totally real and not made-up terrorist threat known as Antifa
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
In anticipation of Halloween, President Trump has banned the sale and possession of all witch costumes to ensure there are no more witch hunts in the U.S.
He has also legalized burning at the stake in anticipation of his crackdown on the totally real and not made-up terrorist threat known as Antifa
He has also legalized burning at the stake in anticipation of his crackdown on the totally real and not made-up terrorist threat known as Antifa
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has never forgotten that Trump once posted "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!"
If only Trump had understood that Swifties are everywhere, he would have won that Peace Prize.
If only Trump had understood that Swifties are everywhere, he would have won that Peace Prize.
'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has never forgotten that Trump once posted "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!"
If only Trump had understood that Swifties are everywhere, he would have won that Peace Prize.
If only Trump had understood that Swifties are everywhere, he would have won that Peace Prize.
150 years of sci-fi writers warning that the A.I. Red Ryder BB gun will shoot humanity's eye out.
Tech Billionaires: Don't worry, bro! We got this! Our A.I. BB gun is totally safe! We just need humanity to look down the barrel to see if it's loaded while we finger the trigger.
Tech Billionaires: Don't worry, bro! We got this! Our A.I. BB gun is totally safe! We just need humanity to look down the barrel to see if it's loaded while we finger the trigger.
October 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
150 years of sci-fi writers warning that the A.I. Red Ryder BB gun will shoot humanity's eye out.
Tech Billionaires: Don't worry, bro! We got this! Our A.I. BB gun is totally safe! We just need humanity to look down the barrel to see if it's loaded while we finger the trigger.
Tech Billionaires: Don't worry, bro! We got this! Our A.I. BB gun is totally safe! We just need humanity to look down the barrel to see if it's loaded while we finger the trigger.
Whenever I reply to a post, I feel like I'm crashing someone else's house party.
September 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Whenever I reply to a post, I feel like I'm crashing someone else's house party.
If the country ever makes it through this period, someone should write a book about how Jake Tapper and the rest of the corporate media sanewashed Donald Trump for the past 10 years and helped Republican politicians cover up the fact that he was always totally batshit crazy.
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If the country ever makes it through this period, someone should write a book about how Jake Tapper and the rest of the corporate media sanewashed Donald Trump for the past 10 years and helped Republican politicians cover up the fact that he was always totally batshit crazy.