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I've always found that people who call you an obscenity in their first sentence and only allow followers to reply to their post are definitely the ones who want to have a rational discussion with you.
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I've always found that people who call you an obscenity in their first sentence and only allow followers to reply to their post are definitely the ones who want to have a rational discussion with you.
I agree wearing a baseball cap in a restaurant is just being Dopey, but they might be socially Bashful or too Sleepy to take it off. If you ask them to remove it and they get Grumpy, they should see a mental health Doc. A medical one if they're Sneezy. Anyway, I'm Happy you went out to eat. 😁
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I agree wearing a baseball cap in a restaurant is just being Dopey, but they might be socially Bashful or too Sleepy to take it off. If you ask them to remove it and they get Grumpy, they should see a mental health Doc. A medical one if they're Sneezy. Anyway, I'm Happy you went out to eat. 😁
Did you ever disclose who your "Deeper Throat" source was?
December 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Did you ever disclose who your "Deeper Throat" source was?
Those shoes "objectively" look like the wearer has the "taste" of a zoo chimpanzee.
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Those shoes "objectively" look like the wearer has the "taste" of a zoo chimpanzee.
Yes, they're better in other countries. For example, smoke detectors in Canada say, "I'm so sore-ee about this, eh?" before they blare their warning beeps.
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Yes, they're better in other countries. For example, smoke detectors in Canada say, "I'm so sore-ee about this, eh?" before they blare their warning beeps.
Elon Musk got a $465 million government handout in the form of a loan that saved Tesla from bankruptcy in 2010, committed government fraud with DOGE by stealing everyone’s info while claiming to save money, and destroyed any agency that could prosecute him for breaking the laws with his companies. 😒
December 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Elon Musk got a $465 million government handout in the form of a loan that saved Tesla from bankruptcy in 2010, committed government fraud with DOGE by stealing everyone’s info while claiming to save money, and destroyed any agency that could prosecute him for breaking the laws with his companies. 😒
"It's not you. It's my outdated Spider-Man boxer shorts."
December 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"It's not you. It's my outdated Spider-Man boxer shorts."
I can't wait for Trump to start accusing his own chat A.I. of being a Democratic hoax. 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I can't wait for Trump to start accusing his own chat A.I. of being a Democratic hoax. 🤣
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
🎶 How many times must someone frown in pics, before they stop making him pose. 🎶
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
🎶 How many times must someone frown in pics, before they stop making him pose. 🎶
Right-wingers who railed against children's "participation trophies" for decades are now enthusiastically cheering for all of Trump's participation trophies.
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Right-wingers who railed against children's "participation trophies" for decades are now enthusiastically cheering for all of Trump's participation trophies.
If only people would get out of the habit of subscribing to the Washington Post, maybe Megan McArdle would go away.
December 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If only people would get out of the habit of subscribing to the Washington Post, maybe Megan McArdle would go away.
Everything is so stupid, we need to rename the Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels's movie "Smart and Smarter."
December 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Everything is so stupid, we need to rename the Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels's movie "Smart and Smarter."
We should definitely pull the plug on the billionaire AI tech bros. Maybe their AI programs will do it for us before Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and Sam ALtman destroy humanity.
December 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We should definitely pull the plug on the billionaire AI tech bros. Maybe their AI programs will do it for us before Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and Sam ALtman destroy humanity.
There's at least 20% fraudulent waste in every multi-billion dollar contract Elon Musk gets from the U.S. government, and that's undoubtedly a low estimate.
December 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There's at least 20% fraudulent waste in every multi-billion dollar contract Elon Musk gets from the U.S. government, and that's undoubtedly a low estimate.
These are the same right-wing idiots who declare that the U.S. isn't a democracy because it's not explicitly stated in the constitution, regardless of the amendments that protect voting rights, or the fact that every major political position (except the presidency) is elected by the people.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
These are the same right-wing idiots who declare that the U.S. isn't a democracy because it's not explicitly stated in the constitution, regardless of the amendments that protect voting rights, or the fact that every major political position (except the presidency) is elected by the people.
You know you'd just write "Get Bluesky checkmark" in every box and the planner would deem it impossible and self-destruct. 😁
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
You know you'd just write "Get Bluesky checkmark" in every box and the planner would deem it impossible and self-destruct. 😁
Half of your insults about Rob Schneider are better ideas for movies than ALL of Rob Schneider's movies.
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Half of your insults about Rob Schneider are better ideas for movies than ALL of Rob Schneider's movies.
I've watched enough ghost hunting shows to know that the shower door shattering probably scared the hell out of your house's ghosts, too.
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I've watched enough ghost hunting shows to know that the shower door shattering probably scared the hell out of your house's ghosts, too.
Also, human beings are well known for hating beautiful people. That's why the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has always featured Quasimodo lookalikes, and we have the Miss Homely America Pageant.
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Also, human beings are well known for hating beautiful people. That's why the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has always featured Quasimodo lookalikes, and we have the Miss Homely America Pageant.
Yeah, real Americans move their hands like they're playing an imaginary accordion and dance like they're milking two imaginary cows, the way Donald Trump does, right?
Right-wingers are desperate to demonize Mamdani because they know how likeable he is and see him as a threat to them.
Right-wingers are desperate to demonize Mamdani because they know how likeable he is and see him as a threat to them.
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yeah, real Americans move their hands like they're playing an imaginary accordion and dance like they're milking two imaginary cows, the way Donald Trump does, right?
Right-wingers are desperate to demonize Mamdani because they know how likeable he is and see him as a threat to them.
Right-wingers are desperate to demonize Mamdani because they know how likeable he is and see him as a threat to them.
Trump believing that every state in the U.S. is a separate nation is entirely believable, being one of the dumbest people on the planet.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump believing that every state in the U.S. is a separate nation is entirely believable, being one of the dumbest people on the planet.
"Left wing billionaires" is an oxymoron. The overwhelming majority of billionaires are sociopathic right-wingers. That's why the right-wing attacks Soros so much, because he's one of the very few who actually contribute to Democrats and progressive causes, and they want to stop that.
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Left wing billionaires" is an oxymoron. The overwhelming majority of billionaires are sociopathic right-wingers. That's why the right-wing attacks Soros so much, because he's one of the very few who actually contribute to Democrats and progressive causes, and they want to stop that.
Billionaire sociopath translation: “After corruptly buying Democratic politicians for years to enrich themselves, Silicon Valley is finally realizing they might have to pay just a little more in California taxes so that people don’t have to starve or die because they can't afford health insurance.”
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Billionaire sociopath translation: “After corruptly buying Democratic politicians for years to enrich themselves, Silicon Valley is finally realizing they might have to pay just a little more in California taxes so that people don’t have to starve or die because they can't afford health insurance.”
How does anyone in the Trump administration ever use the word "honest" unironically? It's like a drug lord accusing his competition of conducting illegal business practices.
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
How does anyone in the Trump administration ever use the word "honest" unironically? It's like a drug lord accusing his competition of conducting illegal business practices.