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bunshonokai.bsky.social
@bunshonokai.bsky.social
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I own cats, and I'm generally here to make bad puns, follow artists so I know when they've got new merch, and maybe have a fun discussion about something profoundly stupid. I don't want to be madder when I log off than when I log on.
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bunshonokai.bsky.social
Hang on a moment...
A note attached to a graph on 12th graders stating that they are excluding already married 12th graders from the graph
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
I have a heated blanket inside a cat box, one day one of my big boys (14lb) got in there, the littlest cat (6lbs) (who it's for) decided she was going to be warm no matter what, and used him as a mattress for an hour or two
A large long haired male gray cat has become a mattress for a smaller tabby cat and he's given up on resisting
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Thanks for the cat! If you find the rest of his ear let me know /jk
My orange cat sleeping on the bed and using the human as a pillow
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Aye aye captain!
The gray and white cat with black paws stretches out on a blanket the human is using to keep their feet warm A gray and white cat with baby blue eyes curled up between their humans legs on the couch A gray and white cat caught in the yawn
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
They know when you need to take a break (or they're cold)
A little calico cat who's climbed into the folds of a blanket reaching out to hit the snooze button on her human
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Here's a picture of a tiny cat using her much larger roommate as a heated mattress.
A little 6 lb kitty climbed into the cat box with her 12 lb roommate and flopped on top of him and he just gave up
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
The curse of having an adorable photogenic cat /jk
A calico cat nestled in some fluffy blankets gives an angry side eye at the camera A small calico cat with a black spot on her nose looks out of her warm cat box and fluffy blankets A small calico cat looks out of her cat box with a vague look of disgust at who's making pss pss noises A cat looking at a camera that's being used to take pictures at her
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Can't give you a metaphorical hug over the internet, but I can give you a pic of one of my beasts, thanks for sharing.
A gray fluffy cat lies on his back with his paws and toes curled, his large and soft belly exposed, waiting to trap an unsuspecting victim
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Sorry for the low quality edit, but it was rattling around and needed ou)
A low quality edit of a 1970s perfume ad
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Its not much, but i can offer an apathetic kittypiller and an unrepentant calico :)
The large fluffy black cat laying on a blanket with his legs and tail tucked under him so it looks like he has neither A small grumpy calico cat who has decided that the arm of the couch is her resting place and has coated it in various degrees of shed fur
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
You gotta change out the nozzle, use that 360 rotating fancy one
An industrial power washer nozzle with multiple nozzle heads on different axis designed to clean industrial garbage cans
October 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
We already have a plan, just wait for another constitutional crisis and send a strongly worded letter!
A scene from Demolition Man where a police commissioner proposes finding a serial killer by waiting for more people to die
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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The one-eyed one horned flying purple people eater looks suspiciously at a child
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Spoiled cat gremlins
An orange cat laying down in a small IKEA bed made for dolls A black cat trying out his new bed A small calico cat that has made her way into the junk drawer
August 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
There's room in the hammock for a beagle if the anxious calico let's 'em in :)
A gray and white cat sits sphinx like, while a smaller calico cat looks out from the recess of her hammock
August 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
All I have to offer is my fluffy cat having a moment of zen
A large gray excessively fluffy cat relaxing in a hammock made of a old cream throw blanket
August 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Remember that 2003 show about a lawyer that gave up on so many of his morals that he eventually turned into a rat?
A sleazy lawyer who has been turned into a large anthropomorphic rat since at a desk typing on his computer
August 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Best i can do is his bus driver uniform /jk
Sal on a date in the episode "Put your head on my shoulders" from the series futurama season 2 episode 7
August 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Kinda like Sal from futurama? Or more like the guys from Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" music video?
The character sal from Futurama, it was often seen wearing nothing but a wife beater and a pair of jeans with a poorly shaving face and a cigarette who looks like he hasn't slept in days
August 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Just be glad it's not a turnip!
A pannel from the comic "The amazing screw on head", where an ancient Elder demon has been released from a prison inside of a turnip
August 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Sometimes cats just need to let out a little evil
A white and gray cat sits glaring at the camera it's ears curled into little horns and its eyes glowing with malice ( he's actually a sweetheart but has too much of The Wiggles for cuddling)
August 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
Ha, fair! :) I'm not up to date on glasses fashion.

I'm guessing more like these?
A picture of a model wearing circular frame less "Palo Alto Glasses" from eyebuydirect
August 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
I'll get my hat
A replica of the hat worn by the mad hatter from the "Alice in Wonderland" books by Lewis Carol
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
They used to put these on keyboards so they were easier to sanitize in schools/libraries. Sometimes they'd be so bad you got to throw them away and put a fresh one on.
Keyboard protective translucent film being placed on a board
July 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
bunshonokai.bsky.social
I mean I always called them teddy bears in my head (like the Djundelskog bear from ikea ;) )
A picture of a very large stuffed animal bear from Ikea his face is the picture of an empty mind and its body is the definition of softness
July 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM