Rosy Crucian and Her Five Sisters
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When life gives you lemons, break the World Egg. 18+ or GTFO, DLDR and all that.
I think the share option on Docs needs a little pop-up that reassures you no fic you're working on will be shared with people who do not understand fic.
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I think the share option on Docs needs a little pop-up that reassures you no fic you're working on will be shared with people who do not understand fic.
"I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" comes on:
Me: Oh, it's Nie Mingjue's theme.
AE (at the same time): It's Lan Xichen's theme song!
Me: Well, whatever it is, Jiggy is somewhere in the middle of it.
Me: Oh, it's Nie Mingjue's theme.
AE (at the same time): It's Lan Xichen's theme song!
Me: Well, whatever it is, Jiggy is somewhere in the middle of it.
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
"I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" comes on:
Me: Oh, it's Nie Mingjue's theme.
AE (at the same time): It's Lan Xichen's theme song!
Me: Well, whatever it is, Jiggy is somewhere in the middle of it.
Me: Oh, it's Nie Mingjue's theme.
AE (at the same time): It's Lan Xichen's theme song!
Me: Well, whatever it is, Jiggy is somewhere in the middle of it.
I wanted to make a list of classic weird fiction titles that sound like they could be porn, but the only one I could come up with was "Man-Size in Marble". Anyway, "Man-Size in Marble" sounds like porn.
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I wanted to make a list of classic weird fiction titles that sound like they could be porn, but the only one I could come up with was "Man-Size in Marble". Anyway, "Man-Size in Marble" sounds like porn.
My focus app features an animation of a ripped husky, so I can only assume that Mo Ran is preventing me from browsing the socials until I've worked on my fic.
October 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
My focus app features an animation of a ripped husky, so I can only assume that Mo Ran is preventing me from browsing the socials until I've worked on my fic.
Oh no, I heard the first few notes of "Shoplifters of the World" and now it's going to be in my head for the rest of my life.
October 5, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Oh no, I heard the first few notes of "Shoplifters of the World" and now it's going to be in my head for the rest of my life.
TIL that "boudoir" pretty much literally means "sulking room" and now I absolutely understand the necessity.
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
TIL that "boudoir" pretty much literally means "sulking room" and now I absolutely understand the necessity.
Just realized I deleted the two fics I was working on, so I feel pretty cursed, thanks for asking.
September 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Just realized I deleted the two fics I was working on, so I feel pretty cursed, thanks for asking.
Watching ad block make commercials vanish before my eyes, wondering if this is how King Arthur felt when he acquired Merlin as an ally.
July 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Watching ad block make commercials vanish before my eyes, wondering if this is how King Arthur felt when he acquired Merlin as an ally.
Really nothing hornier than reading a fic and encountering a word I don't know.
July 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Really nothing hornier than reading a fic and encountering a word I don't know.
Looking at a picture of Napoleon III and thinking, "I don't think he earned those tight pants."
June 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Looking at a picture of Napoleon III and thinking, "I don't think he earned those tight pants."
What if I don't write a beginning for this story. What if I just start it in the middle of a sentence.
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What if I don't write a beginning for this story. What if I just start it in the middle of a sentence.
When you're home-hunting, there are few phrases more depressing than "modern grey".
June 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When you're home-hunting, there are few phrases more depressing than "modern grey".
It was on some webring, I had just learned the term "slash", searched "Swordspoint slash", and got somebody's crossover fic where a bunch of couples from different fandoms were on The Newlywed Game. Children, be grateful for AO3.
meant to ask this yesterday & forgot. this was inspired by a tumblr poll
✨ where did you read your very first fic (lj, ffnet, a physical zine, etc.) & when did that happen?
✨ where did you read your very first fic (lj, ffnet, a physical zine, etc.) & when did that happen?
June 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It was on some webring, I had just learned the term "slash", searched "Swordspoint slash", and got somebody's crossover fic where a bunch of couples from different fandoms were on The Newlywed Game. Children, be grateful for AO3.
Somebody get my Vijinx fic up to 2000 hits. You don't have to read it, just peek in at it.
June 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Somebody get my Vijinx fic up to 2000 hits. You don't have to read it, just peek in at it.
*squeezing the cat's belly assiduously* Gotta get my snugs in, bro.
June 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
*squeezing the cat's belly assiduously* Gotta get my snugs in, bro.
When I was trying to sleep, the phrase "Alan Moore Goth Godzilla" popped into my head and wouldn't go away, so now you all have to live with it, too.
June 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When I was trying to sleep, the phrase "Alan Moore Goth Godzilla" popped into my head and wouldn't go away, so now you all have to live with it, too.
Me: And I have /slogged/ through the /wilderness/ for scores of years, without kindness or hope of respite, forgetting what it is to be human and becoming a /beast/...
Block and Focus: You have been working for EIGHT minutes.
Block and Focus: You have been working for EIGHT minutes.
June 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Me: And I have /slogged/ through the /wilderness/ for scores of years, without kindness or hope of respite, forgetting what it is to be human and becoming a /beast/...
Block and Focus: You have been working for EIGHT minutes.
Block and Focus: You have been working for EIGHT minutes.
Just read a short story by Winston Churchill with a twist ending that wouldn't surprise a fifth grader, so now I'm feeling pretty good about myself and my own accomplishments.
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Just read a short story by Winston Churchill with a twist ending that wouldn't surprise a fifth grader, so now I'm feeling pretty good about myself and my own accomplishments.
Turn my ashes into a diamond and then throw me into the lobby of an opera house during the intermission.
June 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Turn my ashes into a diamond and then throw me into the lobby of an opera house during the intermission.
Sometimes you're watching a music video and it feels like state-mandated fanservice, and sometimes you're watching a video and you're like, "Oh, these guys are just hos."
May 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sometimes you're watching a music video and it feels like state-mandated fanservice, and sometimes you're watching a video and you're like, "Oh, these guys are just hos."
Got this new computer with a bigger screen and am kind of shocked to find out AO3 has margins. Now I need to figure out how to suggest that they program it so you can produce marginalia.
May 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Got this new computer with a bigger screen and am kind of shocked to find out AO3 has margins. Now I need to figure out how to suggest that they program it so you can produce marginalia.
I legitimately feel this alcohol in my toes and, well, 10/10.
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I legitimately feel this alcohol in my toes and, well, 10/10.
Listening to the soundtrack to The Aviator while I write Arcane fic, because tell me I'm wrong.
May 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Listening to the soundtrack to The Aviator while I write Arcane fic, because tell me I'm wrong.
I feel like this is obvious, but maybe it's useful to people who, like me, defang everything they write. If you want to find where the story gets interesting, remember why the characters you're writing about hate each other (even when they LURVE each other).
May 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I feel like this is obvious, but maybe it's useful to people who, like me, defang everything they write. If you want to find where the story gets interesting, remember why the characters you're writing about hate each other (even when they LURVE each other).
There are two states: "have pain and an appropriate cure for it" and "have pain and am too zooted to care", please choose which one I am in.
April 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
There are two states: "have pain and an appropriate cure for it" and "have pain and am too zooted to care", please choose which one I am in.