Reminds me of one of my favourite Harry Hill jokes: you know you’re going bald when it’s taking you longer to wash your face each morning
February 13, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Reminds me of one of my favourite Harry Hill jokes: you know you’re going bald when it’s taking you longer to wash your face each morning
And even in that case he’d have to work out where he’d put everyone. Again, doubt he’s been asked.
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 PM
And even in that case he’d have to work out where he’d put everyone. Again, doubt he’s been asked.
Laughed yesterday because I had to go into school for something and this granddad who constantly leaves his car on the yellow lines every day was in there stood absent mindedly taking up over half of a corridor while all these kids couldn’t get past
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Laughed yesterday because I had to go into school for something and this granddad who constantly leaves his car on the yellow lines every day was in there stood absent mindedly taking up over half of a corridor while all these kids couldn’t get past
Always feel like the only reason why you’ve heard of pretty much any of their players is because they play for Spurs
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Always feel like the only reason why you’ve heard of pretty much any of their players is because they play for Spurs
No charges either. That’s 100% a death penalty case if he was black.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
No charges either. That’s 100% a death penalty case if he was black.