Tim Beuzeval
Tim Beuzeval
@burz.bsky.social
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"Pressure mounts on the PM as even retro-whimsy social media account CEEFAUX lays into him." #KeirStarmer #MandelsonEpstein #spellingmatters
February 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
#Woltemade you, hey!
August 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today’s NUFC presser with Mad Dog Tindall is brought to you (yet again) by the words ‘performance’ and ‘deliver’. Get well soon Eddie but in the meantime can someone give Jason a thesaurus
April 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I appreciate I only have a relatively small following but would you all mind reading my petition which is close to my heart and share it with your followings to make my dream come true? 🏳️🏴🏳️🏴🏳️🏴🏳️

#nufc

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Sign the Petition
Let Matt Ritchie Drive Newcastle United's Open Top Bus for Carabao Cup Celebration
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March 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Introducing the new Fabian Schär Rice Press - if you want perfectly squeezed rice, turned out beautifully every time then get yourself one of these! #nufc
February 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Bought a shed load of carabaos, whatever that is. Just need a cup to drink it from….#nufc
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Opta's Supercomputer doesn't completely rule Newcastle out of the title race:

Liverpool 86.5%
Arsenal 13%
Newcastle 0.2%
Man City 0.2%
Forest 0.1% (up from 0%!)
a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
ALT: a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .
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January 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM