Limerick Cat
@butteredcracker.bsky.social
Shitposting/shitlimericking super account.
Your favorite user’s favorite user.
Nuns, contortionists, and anthropomorphic orangutans welcome.
Safe space- no hate
Not from/never been to Limerick- sorry for any confusion.
Your favorite user’s favorite user.
Nuns, contortionists, and anthropomorphic orangutans welcome.
Safe space- no hate
Not from/never been to Limerick- sorry for any confusion.
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Limerick Cat
@butteredcracker.bsky.social
· Oct 19
My brand on BS:
I’m here for all the spit roasting
Of blowhards whose lies have thick coating.
I’m here for the memes,
And limericks, it seems-
But mostly I’m here for shit posting
I’m here for all the spit roasting
Of blowhards whose lies have thick coating.
I’m here for the memes,
And limericks, it seems-
But mostly I’m here for shit posting
Missed Direction
He thinks that he beguiles
By weaving in sieg heils
Our eyes to draw
With martial law
Off of the Epstein files...
#Epsteinfiles
He thinks that he beguiles
By weaving in sieg heils
Our eyes to draw
With martial law
Off of the Epstein files...
#Epsteinfiles
August 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Missed Direction
He thinks that he beguiles
By weaving in sieg heils
Our eyes to draw
With martial law
Off of the Epstein files...
#Epsteinfiles
He thinks that he beguiles
By weaving in sieg heils
Our eyes to draw
With martial law
Off of the Epstein files...
#Epsteinfiles
Big, Beautiful Krill
With zesty glee and pep
Each Republican rep
Will look in your eye
And lie as you die-
Marching, lock-and-goose step
With zesty glee and pep
Each Republican rep
Will look in your eye
And lie as you die-
Marching, lock-and-goose step
July 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Big, Beautiful Krill
With zesty glee and pep
Each Republican rep
Will look in your eye
And lie as you die-
Marching, lock-and-goose step
With zesty glee and pep
Each Republican rep
Will look in your eye
And lie as you die-
Marching, lock-and-goose step
In The Rears
If you are a power play noob
A total new-money rube,
Don't hang with Diddy,
Your night will be shitty
And so, too, will be your lube
If you are a power play noob
A total new-money rube,
Don't hang with Diddy,
Your night will be shitty
And so, too, will be your lube
July 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In The Rears
If you are a power play noob
A total new-money rube,
Don't hang with Diddy,
Your night will be shitty
And so, too, will be your lube
If you are a power play noob
A total new-money rube,
Don't hang with Diddy,
Your night will be shitty
And so, too, will be your lube
See Jay Seven
Jimmy loved his old Jeep
It could climb rocky paths that were steep
And when it broke down
It would make him from
So he, and his horn, would say *beep*!
Jimmy loved his old Jeep
It could climb rocky paths that were steep
And when it broke down
It would make him from
So he, and his horn, would say *beep*!
July 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
See Jay Seven
Jimmy loved his old Jeep
It could climb rocky paths that were steep
And when it broke down
It would make him from
So he, and his horn, would say *beep*!
Jimmy loved his old Jeep
It could climb rocky paths that were steep
And when it broke down
It would make him from
So he, and his horn, would say *beep*!
No Cred
Isreal's bombing Iran
America, flexing its brawn
Dropped its own MOP
Then cried out "please stop!"
But the rest of the world said *yawn*
Isreal's bombing Iran
America, flexing its brawn
Dropped its own MOP
Then cried out "please stop!"
But the rest of the world said *yawn*
June 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No Cred
Isreal's bombing Iran
America, flexing its brawn
Dropped its own MOP
Then cried out "please stop!"
But the rest of the world said *yawn*
Isreal's bombing Iran
America, flexing its brawn
Dropped its own MOP
Then cried out "please stop!"
But the rest of the world said *yawn*
Meet Me on Earth
Men are from Mars, women from Venus
We're the same species, phylum and genus
Though we're not the same
In more than just name
None want that pic of your penis!
Men are from Mars, women from Venus
We're the same species, phylum and genus
Though we're not the same
In more than just name
None want that pic of your penis!
June 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Meet Me on Earth
Men are from Mars, women from Venus
We're the same species, phylum and genus
Though we're not the same
In more than just name
None want that pic of your penis!
Men are from Mars, women from Venus
We're the same species, phylum and genus
Though we're not the same
In more than just name
None want that pic of your penis!
Forever Peace
The tank treads all were slick with grease
The uniforms pressed with marching crease
The fires were stoked
Gun barrels smoked
And he looked in our eyes, calling it "peace."
The tank treads all were slick with grease
The uniforms pressed with marching crease
The fires were stoked
Gun barrels smoked
And he looked in our eyes, calling it "peace."
June 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Forever Peace
The tank treads all were slick with grease
The uniforms pressed with marching crease
The fires were stoked
Gun barrels smoked
And he looked in our eyes, calling it "peace."
The tank treads all were slick with grease
The uniforms pressed with marching crease
The fires were stoked
Gun barrels smoked
And he looked in our eyes, calling it "peace."
The Wrath of Time
To young men, time finally calls
Long gone are the school day halls
Hair gets salt-sprinkled
Faces get wrinkled
And then they'll sit on their dangling balls
To young men, time finally calls
Long gone are the school day halls
Hair gets salt-sprinkled
Faces get wrinkled
And then they'll sit on their dangling balls
June 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The Wrath of Time
To young men, time finally calls
Long gone are the school day halls
Hair gets salt-sprinkled
Faces get wrinkled
And then they'll sit on their dangling balls
To young men, time finally calls
Long gone are the school day halls
Hair gets salt-sprinkled
Faces get wrinkled
And then they'll sit on their dangling balls
Feral Friday
There once was a llama called Carol
And she was so incredibly feral
Her hormones went funky
For Bobo the Monkey
And they had fun right there in his barrel!
There once was a llama called Carol
And she was so incredibly feral
Her hormones went funky
For Bobo the Monkey
And they had fun right there in his barrel!
June 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Feral Friday
There once was a llama called Carol
And she was so incredibly feral
Her hormones went funky
For Bobo the Monkey
And they had fun right there in his barrel!
There once was a llama called Carol
And she was so incredibly feral
Her hormones went funky
For Bobo the Monkey
And they had fun right there in his barrel!
Living Legacy
Working in the Texas sun
Unaware the war was won
Each late whip crack
Across a back
Made clear our work is far from done
Working in the Texas sun
Unaware the war was won
Each late whip crack
Across a back
Made clear our work is far from done
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Living Legacy
Working in the Texas sun
Unaware the war was won
Each late whip crack
Across a back
Made clear our work is far from done
Working in the Texas sun
Unaware the war was won
Each late whip crack
Across a back
Made clear our work is far from done
I don't want the US in a war with Iran, but please stop comparing the threat of Iranian nuclear weapons with the BS Iraqi WMD claims from 2003. But for prior intervention by the US, the UN, and, yes, Israeli bombs, Iran would have been a nuclear power by now.
We had a deal with Iran Trump killed it
We had a deal with Iran Trump killed it
June 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I don't want the US in a war with Iran, but please stop comparing the threat of Iranian nuclear weapons with the BS Iraqi WMD claims from 2003. But for prior intervention by the US, the UN, and, yes, Israeli bombs, Iran would have been a nuclear power by now.
We had a deal with Iran Trump killed it
We had a deal with Iran Trump killed it
Food Poisoning, Pt. II
You don't put the horse behind the cart
You ain't gonna finish before you start
And when the shellfish
Was a poisonous dish
You know that you can't trust that fart
You don't put the horse behind the cart
You ain't gonna finish before you start
And when the shellfish
Was a poisonous dish
You know that you can't trust that fart
June 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Food Poisoning, Pt. II
You don't put the horse behind the cart
You ain't gonna finish before you start
And when the shellfish
Was a poisonous dish
You know that you can't trust that fart
You don't put the horse behind the cart
You ain't gonna finish before you start
And when the shellfish
Was a poisonous dish
You know that you can't trust that fart
To open the floodgates and dams
Unleashing the lions on lambs
The porcelain roar
Will rise from your core
Along with yesterday's clams
Unleashing the lions on lambs
The porcelain roar
Will rise from your core
Along with yesterday's clams
June 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
To open the floodgates and dams
Unleashing the lions on lambs
The porcelain roar
Will rise from your core
Along with yesterday's clams
Unleashing the lions on lambs
The porcelain roar
Will rise from your core
Along with yesterday's clams
Happy Father's Day!
When dad’s back from golf with his caddy
You should get him a gift from the family
He doesn’t want ties
He needs a surprise
Like some chaps that say “leather daddy.”
When dad’s back from golf with his caddy
You should get him a gift from the family
He doesn’t want ties
He needs a surprise
Like some chaps that say “leather daddy.”
June 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Happy Father's Day!
When dad’s back from golf with his caddy
You should get him a gift from the family
He doesn’t want ties
He needs a surprise
Like some chaps that say “leather daddy.”
When dad’s back from golf with his caddy
You should get him a gift from the family
He doesn’t want ties
He needs a surprise
Like some chaps that say “leather daddy.”
No Kings
Like a river that swells with rains from the springs
A chorus of voices wells up and sings
Hearts beat like a drum
And proudly tears come
The free people stand to say we'll have no kings*
*Proud to have stood with so many brave Americans today.
Like a river that swells with rains from the springs
A chorus of voices wells up and sings
Hearts beat like a drum
And proudly tears come
The free people stand to say we'll have no kings*
*Proud to have stood with so many brave Americans today.
June 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
No Kings
Like a river that swells with rains from the springs
A chorus of voices wells up and sings
Hearts beat like a drum
And proudly tears come
The free people stand to say we'll have no kings*
*Proud to have stood with so many brave Americans today.
Like a river that swells with rains from the springs
A chorus of voices wells up and sings
Hearts beat like a drum
And proudly tears come
The free people stand to say we'll have no kings*
*Proud to have stood with so many brave Americans today.
Prove me Wrong, Officer (please)
The mind of your average cop
Is full of putrescent slop
His sphincter is tight
So sure he is right
With a forehead vein ready to pop*
The mind of your average cop
Is full of putrescent slop
His sphincter is tight
So sure he is right
With a forehead vein ready to pop*
June 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Prove me Wrong, Officer (please)
The mind of your average cop
Is full of putrescent slop
His sphincter is tight
So sure he is right
With a forehead vein ready to pop*
The mind of your average cop
Is full of putrescent slop
His sphincter is tight
So sure he is right
With a forehead vein ready to pop*
Superfood
The ad told me there's a new diet
I'd lose weight and grow tall if I try it!
I'd just have to eat
Rhinoceros meat
And there's a link to where I can buy it!
The ad told me there's a new diet
I'd lose weight and grow tall if I try it!
I'd just have to eat
Rhinoceros meat
And there's a link to where I can buy it!
June 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Superfood
The ad told me there's a new diet
I'd lose weight and grow tall if I try it!
I'd just have to eat
Rhinoceros meat
And there's a link to where I can buy it!
The ad told me there's a new diet
I'd lose weight and grow tall if I try it!
I'd just have to eat
Rhinoceros meat
And there's a link to where I can buy it!
Punk is not Punk Rock
Donald and Elon fell out
Musk tweeted what Trump was about
He thought him queen bee
But then bent the knee
'Cause he's scared and his mouth has no clout
Donald and Elon fell out
Musk tweeted what Trump was about
He thought him queen bee
But then bent the knee
'Cause he's scared and his mouth has no clout
June 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Punk is not Punk Rock
Donald and Elon fell out
Musk tweeted what Trump was about
He thought him queen bee
But then bent the knee
'Cause he's scared and his mouth has no clout
Donald and Elon fell out
Musk tweeted what Trump was about
He thought him queen bee
But then bent the knee
'Cause he's scared and his mouth has no clout
The woman from Albania
Had the longest labia
When tired and sick
Of your lackluster lick,
She'd smack you in the crania!
Had the longest labia
When tired and sick
Of your lackluster lick,
She'd smack you in the crania!
June 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The woman from Albania
Had the longest labia
When tired and sick
Of your lackluster lick,
She'd smack you in the crania!
Had the longest labia
When tired and sick
Of your lackluster lick,
She'd smack you in the crania!
ICE, the Gaurd, Marines, what more?
What is the escalation for?
It's no mystery,
It's plain to see
They want to start a civil war.
What is the escalation for?
It's no mystery,
It's plain to see
They want to start a civil war.
June 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
ICE, the Gaurd, Marines, what more?
What is the escalation for?
It's no mystery,
It's plain to see
They want to start a civil war.
What is the escalation for?
It's no mystery,
It's plain to see
They want to start a civil war.
Submit to Cheesus
If you want your man on his knees
Submissively begging you "please!"
You don't need a whip
Slung from your hip
You just need a board full of cheese!
If you want your man on his knees
Submissively begging you "please!"
You don't need a whip
Slung from your hip
You just need a board full of cheese!
June 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Submit to Cheesus
If you want your man on his knees
Submissively begging you "please!"
You don't need a whip
Slung from your hip
You just need a board full of cheese!
If you want your man on his knees
Submissively begging you "please!"
You don't need a whip
Slung from your hip
You just need a board full of cheese!
He promised to make them all great
Unleashing the power of state
Controlling through fear
To the white-hooded cheer
Bestowing the freedom to hate
Unleashing the power of state
Controlling through fear
To the white-hooded cheer
Bestowing the freedom to hate
June 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
He promised to make them all great
Unleashing the power of state
Controlling through fear
To the white-hooded cheer
Bestowing the freedom to hate
Unleashing the power of state
Controlling through fear
To the white-hooded cheer
Bestowing the freedom to hate
On Your Knees
The woman from Vegas called Dottie
Was known to be quite rude and haughty
But each Dick and Tom
Knew she was a domme
And it was all just her way to get naughty
The woman from Vegas called Dottie
Was known to be quite rude and haughty
But each Dick and Tom
Knew she was a domme
And it was all just her way to get naughty
June 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
On Your Knees
The woman from Vegas called Dottie
Was known to be quite rude and haughty
But each Dick and Tom
Knew she was a domme
And it was all just her way to get naughty
The woman from Vegas called Dottie
Was known to be quite rude and haughty
But each Dick and Tom
Knew she was a domme
And it was all just her way to get naughty
Nine to Unalive
I think that I’ve been scammed,
To this cubicle I am damned-
I typed a script
That said “I quit!”
But of course the printer jammed!
I think that I’ve been scammed,
To this cubicle I am damned-
I typed a script
That said “I quit!”
But of course the printer jammed!
June 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Nine to Unalive
I think that I’ve been scammed,
To this cubicle I am damned-
I typed a script
That said “I quit!”
But of course the printer jammed!
I think that I’ve been scammed,
To this cubicle I am damned-
I typed a script
That said “I quit!”
But of course the printer jammed!