Limerick Cat
@butteredcracker.bsky.social
Shitposting/shitlimericking super account.
Your favorite user’s favorite user.
Nuns, contortionists, and anthropomorphic orangutans welcome.
Safe space- no hate
Not from/never been to Limerick- sorry for any confusion.
Your favorite user’s favorite user.
Nuns, contortionists, and anthropomorphic orangutans welcome.
Safe space- no hate
Not from/never been to Limerick- sorry for any confusion.
Boycott participating companies? Sure. Or, and hear me out: We raise a bunch if money, make a fake company with that picture of Putin in drag make-up (see below) as the logo, and buy up all the ad space!
March 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Boycott participating companies? Sure. Or, and hear me out: We raise a bunch if money, make a fake company with that picture of Putin in drag make-up (see below) as the logo, and buy up all the ad space!
Saturday is National Margarita Day.
Hold on to yer butts!
Hold on to yer butts!
February 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Saturday is National Margarita Day.
Hold on to yer butts!
Hold on to yer butts!
Call of Duty continues to set the bar for realistic video game combat.
February 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Call of Duty continues to set the bar for realistic video game combat.
Seriously, it’s got a name: a gross. That’s why you were peeved, right?
February 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Seriously, it’s got a name: a gross. That’s why you were peeved, right?
February Thirst update:
The Robert Mondavi Chardonnay was, as expected, shit. I took one sip and trashed it.
This tequila reposado has made a delightful replacement.
The Robert Mondavi Chardonnay was, as expected, shit. I took one sip and trashed it.
This tequila reposado has made a delightful replacement.
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
February Thirst update:
The Robert Mondavi Chardonnay was, as expected, shit. I took one sip and trashed it.
This tequila reposado has made a delightful replacement.
The Robert Mondavi Chardonnay was, as expected, shit. I took one sip and trashed it.
This tequila reposado has made a delightful replacement.
If it seems too delicious to be true, it probably is. Original photo:
January 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If it seems too delicious to be true, it probably is. Original photo:
Salad in a tupperware.
January 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Salad in a tupperware.
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
January 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
77,302,580 people voted for this. 77,302,580.
January 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
77,302,580 people voted for this. 77,302,580.
Everyone needs to see this. John’s opinion is simply outrageous and indefensible, proving once and for all that my tribe is civilized and others are barbaric! (I win the internet now?)
January 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Everyone needs to see this. John’s opinion is simply outrageous and indefensible, proving once and for all that my tribe is civilized and others are barbaric! (I win the internet now?)
The display speaks to desire
A promise that you can feel higher
But all I need
Is leaf without seed
And a warm November fire
A promise that you can feel higher
But all I need
Is leaf without seed
And a warm November fire
November 17, 2024 at 2:15 AM
The display speaks to desire
A promise that you can feel higher
But all I need
Is leaf without seed
And a warm November fire
A promise that you can feel higher
But all I need
Is leaf without seed
And a warm November fire
Now that we live in the clown times, gorillas will all be required to wear suspenders and a bowler with matching bow tie when out in public. Short pants remain optional.
November 16, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Now that we live in the clown times, gorillas will all be required to wear suspenders and a bowler with matching bow tie when out in public. Short pants remain optional.
Now that we live in the clown times, sandwiches will be stacked to high to be eaten without jaw modification surgery.
November 16, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Now that we live in the clown times, sandwiches will be stacked to high to be eaten without jaw modification surgery.
Now that we live in the clown times, rubber pants will be available at all hours of the night.
November 16, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Now that we live in the clown times, rubber pants will be available at all hours of the night.
Treat your friends right.
November 4, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Treat your friends right.
If you see this, post a photo taken in the mountains.
October 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
If you see this, post a photo taken in the mountains.
E=Msnark2
The scientists had them a goal-
Of what was a black hole all full?
They charted and mathed
And learned from their graph
It’s all that was near the black hole!
The scientists had them a goal-
Of what was a black hole all full?
They charted and mathed
And learned from their graph
It’s all that was near the black hole!
October 29, 2024 at 11:05 AM
E=Msnark2
The scientists had them a goal-
Of what was a black hole all full?
They charted and mathed
And learned from their graph
It’s all that was near the black hole!
The scientists had them a goal-
Of what was a black hole all full?
They charted and mathed
And learned from their graph
It’s all that was near the black hole!
Grift bots have found me on Threads…
October 25, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Grift bots have found me on Threads…
It’s a granite tile I installed over the cinder block.
October 25, 2024 at 2:37 AM
It’s a granite tile I installed over the cinder block.
It’s the indoor reading book tonight. @theandrewkclark.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
It’s the indoor reading book tonight. @theandrewkclark.bsky.social
The Poo Poo
Some eaters that eat things, it’s true
Like Miracle Whip, how bout you?
I’d tell every git
Who does to eat shit
But friends, they already do*
Some eaters that eat things, it’s true
Like Miracle Whip, how bout you?
I’d tell every git
Who does to eat shit
But friends, they already do*
October 23, 2024 at 6:15 PM
The Poo Poo
Some eaters that eat things, it’s true
Like Miracle Whip, how bout you?
I’d tell every git
Who does to eat shit
But friends, they already do*
Some eaters that eat things, it’s true
Like Miracle Whip, how bout you?
I’d tell every git
Who does to eat shit
But friends, they already do*