Gongonzabar Farbin
@buttshimmers.fyi
I am definitely not William G.K. Zhang
Sometimes I wonder if iMessage users know how reactions and replies come over to non iMessage and non RCS users.
May 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sometimes I wonder if iMessage users know how reactions and replies come over to non iMessage and non RCS users.
I have a cat on me. I wish I could use the force to get the remote.
April 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I have a cat on me. I wish I could use the force to get the remote.
I'm not outright opposed to AI and robots but those food delivery robots just ain't it.
April 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm not outright opposed to AI and robots but those food delivery robots just ain't it.
One of my favorite songs of all time. It's a shame it never got a proper release. I miss them Two Gallants
Two Gallants - Damnatio Memoriae / THEY SHOOT MUSIC
YouTube video by theyshootmusic
youtu.be
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
One of my favorite songs of all time. It's a shame it never got a proper release. I miss them Two Gallants
I don't own or run a startup anymore so that means I can shit post on LinkedIn again, right?
March 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don't own or run a startup anymore so that means I can shit post on LinkedIn again, right?
Only have 5 minutes to wolf down this box of mac and cheese. Need to take small break because i'm wolfing it down too fast. Must not inhale all the mac and cheese.
March 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Only have 5 minutes to wolf down this box of mac and cheese. Need to take small break because i'm wolfing it down too fast. Must not inhale all the mac and cheese.
Cod liver oil is in fashion again. Always reminds me of this song.
The Mary Wallopers - Cod Liver Oil & the Orange Juice (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Mary Wallopers
www.youtube.com
March 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cod liver oil is in fashion again. Always reminds me of this song.
I dine alone a good bit. It would be nice if they made appetizers for one.
February 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I dine alone a good bit. It would be nice if they made appetizers for one.
I post very engaging content on Facebook
February 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I post very engaging content on Facebook
What makes for a good king cake is ratio. There's a few things going on inside a king cake: sweetness/frosting, breading, and filling. A good king cake doesn't have too much or too little of any element. 1/3
January 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
What makes for a good king cake is ratio. There's a few things going on inside a king cake: sweetness/frosting, breading, and filling. A good king cake doesn't have too much or too little of any element. 1/3
Dropped me keys into the toilet. Thankfully I hadn't already peed into it. This is the reason for the season.
December 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Dropped me keys into the toilet. Thankfully I hadn't already peed into it. This is the reason for the season.
I once told a lady that I liked the mountain goats while I was getting a lap dance.
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I once told a lady that I liked the mountain goats while I was getting a lap dance.
Windows down, the air currents spurns the discarded sausage McMuffin wrapper to dance along the floor of my passenger seat.
December 1, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Windows down, the air currents spurns the discarded sausage McMuffin wrapper to dance along the floor of my passenger seat.
It fascinates me that tennis is such a sport that when you're practicing you're using so many tennis balls, that they have invented multiple contraptions just to pick up all the balls one could use more easily.
November 27, 2024 at 5:34 PM
It fascinates me that tennis is such a sport that when you're practicing you're using so many tennis balls, that they have invented multiple contraptions just to pick up all the balls one could use more easily.
Hear me out: Gumbo Risotto
Some would argue that that's essentially jambalaya but no, gumbo has a certain taste profile and risotto has a certain texture.
Gumbo risotto would have both. Imma try it
Some would argue that that's essentially jambalaya but no, gumbo has a certain taste profile and risotto has a certain texture.
Gumbo risotto would have both. Imma try it
November 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Hear me out: Gumbo Risotto
Some would argue that that's essentially jambalaya but no, gumbo has a certain taste profile and risotto has a certain texture.
Gumbo risotto would have both. Imma try it
Some would argue that that's essentially jambalaya but no, gumbo has a certain taste profile and risotto has a certain texture.
Gumbo risotto would have both. Imma try it
Ok, #firstworldproblems. My father has been in the hospital and I've been helping out. But alas, the energy to clean my house has vaporized. So I hired some cleaners in this one instance. They did a great job but they also threw away my butter cookie tins which are excellent cooking trash bowls.
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Ok, #firstworldproblems. My father has been in the hospital and I've been helping out. But alas, the energy to clean my house has vaporized. So I hired some cleaners in this one instance. They did a great job but they also threw away my butter cookie tins which are excellent cooking trash bowls.
Back to the life of not dating again. Rather be single and searching for my person than be thirsty and trying to make something that won't fit work out.
November 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Back to the life of not dating again. Rather be single and searching for my person than be thirsty and trying to make something that won't fit work out.
I'm really not good at texting.
November 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I'm really not good at texting.
I'm still all about some pizza.
November 12, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I'm still all about some pizza.
I went on a date for the first time in like 2 years last night. Like wut?!
November 12, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I went on a date for the first time in like 2 years last night. Like wut?!
I still like pizza
February 7, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I still like pizza