Pinned
just got an abortion and it was hitler
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if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it
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nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell
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hey man can i see ur phone for a second mines dead [logs into fur affinity and downloads 2900 images of brian Griffin wearing women's clothing before handing it bakc] thanks dude I seriously Needed that
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 AM
hey man can i see ur phone for a second mines dead [logs into fur affinity and downloads 2900 images of brian Griffin wearing women's clothing before handing it bakc] thanks dude I seriously Needed that
I'd fuck a fish if it taught me how to swim
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I'd fuck a fish if it taught me how to swim
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Let's rock with our cock.
January 18, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Let's rock with our cock.
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me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore
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how fit is a fiddle
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
how fit is a fiddle
MINI HORSE MUSIC THERAPY FOR THE EPSTEIN KIDS
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
MINI HORSE MUSIC THERAPY FOR THE EPSTEIN KIDS
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[simulacrum of myself that is 100 percent identical in every way only 250 lbs heavier] wow, that sure is an awful lot of meth you are Smoking
me ,gently patting womb: oH I'm smoking for two now :)
me ,gently patting womb: oH I'm smoking for two now :)
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
[simulacrum of myself that is 100 percent identical in every way only 250 lbs heavier] wow, that sure is an awful lot of meth you are Smoking
me ,gently patting womb: oH I'm smoking for two now :)
me ,gently patting womb: oH I'm smoking for two now :)
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(Giggles, but not cutely)
December 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
(Giggles, but not cutely)
once i get connected with St Peter of Palantir you're all opps
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
once i get connected with St Peter of Palantir you're all opps
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be honest- what’s the best thing you can imagine me doing for you?
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
be honest- what’s the best thing you can imagine me doing for you?
im coworker losing (possessive pronoun) damn mind brah
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
im coworker losing (possessive pronoun) damn mind brah
Are you there GOD? It's me, Charlie Kirk
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Are you there GOD? It's me, Charlie Kirk
making pretend love with your pretend mom
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
making pretend love with your pretend mom
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rationalism themed handjob
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
rationalism themed handjob
small penis humiliation from eminem would make me lose it
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
small penis humiliation from eminem would make me lose it
i spy with my pathetic useless eyelet..
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i spy with my pathetic useless eyelet..
alien pussy got me taking her to my leader
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
alien pussy got me taking her to my leader
hitler was a fapper weren't he
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
hitler was a fapper weren't he
goon now cum later
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
goon now cum later