Absolute Angel
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Absolute Angel
@buttsommelier.bsky.social
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hopefully you learned a valuable lesson about the importance of offering ponies. right..?
But they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy.

They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If what happened to Renee Good ever happens to me, people better be fucking talking about Gaza at my memorial. You can spend 1% of it talking about what a good guy I was, no more
January 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
A Hobbes tattoo oh my god I have to get a divorce and marry this guy
‘Heated Rivalry’ stars Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams for GQ HYPE.

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December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's so funny when gay media casts obviously gay actors in straight roles. I definitely thought the smoothie guy's dad on the hockey show was his bear roommate.
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
you can have smoldering, passionate rendezvous, and you can have sweaty, animalistic fucks, it's all great. This show tilts in the former direction, and despite being glossy and obviously highly choreographed, I think it still manages to capture something authentic about those types of encounters
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
the actors on this gay sex hockey show really do have great chemistry
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Review: HORSES (2025)

Good: dog
Bad: boring
Ugly: this is the game that's beyond the pale? THIS!? jfc
What the fuck could possibly be in this Horses game that's so bad the game can't be sold, but also so subtle that no one noticed until the devs went public with the Steam ban? (do not tell me, I already bought it on GoG and will play it tonight)
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What the fuck could possibly be in this Horses game that's so bad the game can't be sold, but also so subtle that no one noticed until the devs went public with the Steam ban? (do not tell me, I already bought it on GoG and will play it tonight)
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I don't know why I can't find a full body pic of it ☹️
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Lmao BW ditching the cool nerds to sit at the loser bullies table and now that she's the last to figure out the loser bullies want her dead she's trying to go back to the nerd table and they're like we don't know you
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Everyone dunking on this moron is correct but no one wants to acknowledge that it proves the need for a dislike button. And also for reeducation camps.
November 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
what are the odds that if Zohran had that tattoo the pod save boys would be sticking up for him?
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
nothing is more deadly boring than discourse about social media platforms and the various cultures contained therein
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
do these people understand they also have to live in the world they've built
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I feel like Barbie would know about micro needling. Or at least how to properly conceal icepick scars.
September 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
legends of the hidden temple ass house
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by Absolute Angel
Dems don't want a platform, they want a vocabulary, and that is the fundamental problem
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
hello I am liberal "thinker" Telaviva Dhumbass
August 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
shout out to the old lady I saw this morning with a tattoo of interlocking ♀️ symbols
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
only recently became a little familiar with kpop, watched the Twice performance at Lolla, watched some other vids of live Twice performances aaaaaaaaand...... I'm sorry, it's giving high school talent show. Low energy, going through the motions. Jihyo is the only one who seems even a little into it
August 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
He wants to be incentivized and I believe the people should oblige
Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
August 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I zoomed in on the middle and was like oh it did okay not great and then I panned over to the right and oh no 😭
"generate a map of the USA with each state named"
August 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
gotta be at least half of Ab*g**l Th*rn's posts that are some variation of "I kNoW sOmEtHiNg YoU dOn'T kNoW"
July 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
honestly I must have some kind of sensory disorder
it's one thing if you have an allergy or ethical principle against eating animal products, but otherwise saying you don't like mayonnaise is like saying you hate the color orange, or can't stand musical quarter notes
July 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM