@buxtonaut.bsky.social
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buxtonaut.bsky.social
Kids these days don't know what it's like to troll the owner of the site so hard they delete the entire forum.
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caulimovirus.bsky.social
It takes Rowdy Roddy Piper less than 10 minutes to figure out what needs to be done
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Listening to the Fullcast After Dark and finding out that there's a nonzero chance @surber.bsky.social was forced to listen to me being drunk and loud about VT football in real time at Gwarbar.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
15 yard penalty, unsportmanslike hurricanrana
buxtonaut.bsky.social
From a conversation with my Mizzou alum mom who hasn't paid attention to Mizzout football since the 70s earlier this week.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
I realize it's probably accidental, but I like to assume uploading a slowed down version for people who miss it live is perverse incentive to add to the live chat.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Each month when my barber asks me how I want the back of my neck tapered I tell her "I'm never going to see it after this, go nuts."
buxtonaut.bsky.social
How fine that pink mist is depends on how committed I was to whatever kills me.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
I feel like me and an old British steering column could live together. Like a very specific Venom knockoff.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Regional judgements should be used for normal things like slight differences in similar foods, how bad road quality becomes, and local sports teams. I should be judging you for putting fucking mayo on barbecue, not for living in a state with 150+ years of structural disenfranchisement.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
How do you plan to get the money *out* of the service that doesn't work, genius?
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Someone local in a discord mentioned how all the truck rental places around Boston have clauses that all but specifically mention the Storrow bridge and being liable for can openering your truck...which doesn't cover people coming from out of town.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
This is me finding out that my LinkedIn got hacked between last season and now and to fix it I have to send LinkedIn a *notarized statement*.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Loved the "Look, I'm not going to call Tom Herman an asshole, but I'm not going to say that he isn't." quote from the dealer.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
DC sports are the only acceptable reason to ever become a sportsball person.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Introducing children to DC sports should get CPS called.
A rank of 93 out of 100 on espn's sports misery index with a fandom combination of the Baltimore Orioles, Washington commanders, Washington Wizards, and New Jersey Devils.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
The proximal DC brain rot that the Northern Virginia part of the state party has has caused so many own goals to happen in the last decade (and several before).
buxtonaut.bsky.social
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I've never had a patreon ask me for my address before and now I'm wondering what's the funniest thing the Fullcast could send me that isn't someone else's prescription medicine.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Does painting it yellow create bigger *implosions* too?
buxtonaut.bsky.social
The Guenther Steiner cameo got a pop out of us that the rest of the theater did not seem to appreciate.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but probably not. They've gone downhill since covid and more importantly they only have an upcharge "in house" made ketchup that's not very good.
buxtonaut.bsky.social
Bad luck to be drunk and a pick a fight with a guy who has a Hockey Fights page long enough you have to scroll on.

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