Buzz Lightbeer
@buzzlightbeer.bsky.social
I like beer, I like Texas, I like…Texas beer
I was driving back to Corpus from a friend’s wedding and got an ENGINE MALFUNCTION indicator around Sierra Blanca. Spent the next 6.5 hours to the San Antonio city limits clenched up
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I was driving back to Corpus from a friend’s wedding and got an ENGINE MALFUNCTION indicator around Sierra Blanca. Spent the next 6.5 hours to the San Antonio city limits clenched up
I can’t even imagine another Chuck Howley, you’d need a game as ugly as the 2018 Cheez-It Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I can’t even imagine another Chuck Howley, you’d need a game as ugly as the 2018 Cheez-It Bowl
Should maybe have moved it back and to the left
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Should maybe have moved it back and to the left
I think that’s supposed to be the di Suvero out front of the Museum of Art, but the placement is… unfortunate
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I think that’s supposed to be the di Suvero out front of the Museum of Art, but the placement is… unfortunate
Always a good rule of thumb to not do something the Jets did
January 23, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Always a good rule of thumb to not do something the Jets did
This has been my go-to recipe: youtu.be/L7yV_ctYOVs?...
Stanley Tucci shows how to make a perfect Negroni cocktail at home l GMA Digital
YouTube video by Good Morning America
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
This has been my go-to recipe: youtu.be/L7yV_ctYOVs?...
Only SEC team to win their bowl so far? Upgrade that to Means More
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Only SEC team to win their bowl so far? Upgrade that to Means More
What pie is Peyton Hillis in this scenario?
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What pie is Peyton Hillis in this scenario?
I’m more pissed that it just describes a regular pepperoni pizza. How is that “Texas”? It’s not even a XXL, it should either be a XXXL or have *something* regional
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m more pissed that it just describes a regular pepperoni pizza. How is that “Texas”? It’s not even a XXL, it should either be a XXXL or have *something* regional
“Willie ran into his burning house to save his guitar and a pound of weed” sounds like a bit, and what Beatles story is better than that?
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“Willie ran into his burning house to save his guitar and a pound of weed” sounds like a bit, and what Beatles story is better than that?
Tough break for Gundy
October 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Tough break for Gundy
Along that same line, in how many of those 32 losses did the losing team convert the 2? If they did, going for 2 gave them a better chance of winning even if they still lost
October 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Along that same line, in how many of those 32 losses did the losing team convert the 2? If they did, going for 2 gave them a better chance of winning even if they still lost
If he’s offering to let us literally throw him into a river, I’ll pony up for a ticket to that Packers game
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If he’s offering to let us literally throw him into a river, I’ll pony up for a ticket to that Packers game
Comforting myself that their last long snapper retired when he was 40
September 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Comforting myself that their last long snapper retired when he was 40
Go (love)Birds
September 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Go (love)Birds
This grid brings me back to MLB 2K13. Could use some L.J. Hoes, maybe a dash of Brandon Barnes or Jordan Lyles
September 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This grid brings me back to MLB 2K13. Could use some L.J. Hoes, maybe a dash of Brandon Barnes or Jordan Lyles
Playoff Illinois
August 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Playoff Illinois