Buzz Lightbeer
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I like beer, I like Texas, I like…Texas beer
The Texans defense is trying so hard here
January 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The Texans defense is trying so hard here
Reckless challenge, last man, gotta be a red card on Pineiro there
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Reckless challenge, last man, gotta be a red card on Pineiro there
By all accounts, Quinnen Williams is a great player. Why do the Cowboys need 3 DT’s, though?
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
By all accounts, Quinnen Williams is a great player. Why do the Cowboys need 3 DT’s, though?
Man, if the Cowboys had paid Micah, we wouldn’t get to see Bland get burned like that for the next 4 years
September 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Man, if the Cowboys had paid Micah, we wouldn’t get to see Bland get burned like that for the next 4 years
Oh my, they’re gonna hang 60 on Bill
September 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh my, they’re gonna hang 60 on Bill
The line to piss on Jerry Jones’s grave will be long, and he’s gonna make so much money selling tickets for it
August 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The line to piss on Jerry Jones’s grave will be long, and he’s gonna make so much money selling tickets for it
My son: *smiling along to Ms. Rachel singing “The Muffin Man”*
Me: That is an oddly high concentration of restaurateurs living on Drury Lane
Me: That is an oddly high concentration of restaurateurs living on Drury Lane
August 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My son: *smiling along to Ms. Rachel singing “The Muffin Man”*
Me: That is an oddly high concentration of restaurateurs living on Drury Lane
Me: That is an oddly high concentration of restaurateurs living on Drury Lane
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…whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government…
July 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
…whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government…
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This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake.
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
The man told Noticias Telemundo that authorities took his ID from his wallet and told him it was fake before handcuffing him.
U.S. citizen with REAL ID handcuffed and held in immigration raid before being released
The man told Noticias Telemundo that authorities took his ID from his wallet and told him it was fake before handcuffing him.
nbcnews.to
May 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake.
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
Dick Wolf has gone too far this time
May 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Dick Wolf has gone too far this time
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And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
April 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.
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$41.10 for the 4th and 1 stop from the 10, $43.43 for the 4th and 3 stop from the 43, $41.01 for the 4th and goal stop from the 1, and it’s goodbye to A&M
$41.10 for the 4th and 1 stop from the 10, $43.43 for the 4th and 3 stop from the 43, $41.01 for the 4th and goal stop from the 1, and it’s goodbye to A&M
April 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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$41.10 for the 4th and 1 stop from the 10, $43.43 for the 4th and 3 stop from the 43, $41.01 for the 4th and goal stop from the 1, and it’s goodbye to A&M
$41.10 for the 4th and 1 stop from the 10, $43.43 for the 4th and 3 stop from the 43, $41.01 for the 4th and goal stop from the 1, and it’s goodbye to A&M
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In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
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Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
February 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off.
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Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now
February 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now
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Awful stuff in this story—Baltimore Banner reporting that six massage therapists are accusing Ravens kicker Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior. Go read it 👇
www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/raven...
www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/raven...
Ravens' Justin Tucker accused of inappropriate behavior by six massage therapists
Women say Justin Tucker repeatedly exposed his genitals and, in three instances, apparently left ejaculate on tables after massages.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
January 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Awful stuff in this story—Baltimore Banner reporting that six massage therapists are accusing Ravens kicker Justin Tucker of inappropriate sexual behavior. Go read it 👇
www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/raven...
www.thebaltimorebanner.com/sports/raven...
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They don’t care about even the thin veneer of legality. There’s no possible world where *people here pursuant to a lawful visa program* are not “subject to the jurisdiction” of the United Stayes
Reading this close, it even excludes from citizenship children born of H1B or F1 mothers if the father isn't a citizen or permanent resident, this is MUCH worse than I was expecting!
This is a frontal assault on Wong Kim Ark and if the Supreme Court doesn't shoot it down we really are in the Cool Zone.
January 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They don’t care about even the thin veneer of legality. There’s no possible world where *people here pursuant to a lawful visa program* are not “subject to the jurisdiction” of the United Stayes
The Cowboys getting cooked by Mariota a decade after he entered the league is the perfect way to end this season. It’s always dumb, but at least it was funny this year
January 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Cowboys getting cooked by Mariota a decade after he entered the league is the perfect way to end this season. It’s always dumb, but at least it was funny this year
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Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma
January 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma
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It was “Among Us”
The “assassins” game was “Among Us.”
The “assassins” game was “Among Us.”
The man who was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins, a member of the group tells NBC News.
'Extremely ironic': Suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO slaying played video game killer, friend recalls
Alejandro Romero, who attended college with Luigi Mangione and was a member of the same Discord group, said he was shocked when news broke on social media that Mangione had been taken into police cust...
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2024 at 1:33 PM
It was “Among Us”
The “assassins” game was “Among Us.”
The “assassins” game was “Among Us.”
Hey Nick, maybe if Alabama hadn’t gotten stomped by a weak Oklahoma their strength of schedule would’ve mattered more
December 8, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Hey Nick, maybe if Alabama hadn’t gotten stomped by a weak Oklahoma their strength of schedule would’ve mattered more
@edsbs.bsky.social I heard every word of this in Baby Billy’s voice, the color names are a particular treat
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November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social I heard every word of this in Baby Billy’s voice, the color names are a particular treat
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There is a lot of research on this. Learning about racism doesn't make white kids feel guilty. Here is what it does.
Summary of some of the studies here: fivethirtyeight.com/features/wha...
Summary of some of the studies here: fivethirtyeight.com/features/wha...
July 11, 2024 at 1:52 AM
There is a lot of research on this. Learning about racism doesn't make white kids feel guilty. Here is what it does.
Summary of some of the studies here: fivethirtyeight.com/features/wha...
Summary of some of the studies here: fivethirtyeight.com/features/wha...