Ben Waldman (lambda male)
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Ben Waldman (lambda male)
@bwaldman.dev
· Dec 22
everything is scratch and sniff if you set your mind to it
Wha if England just aren’t very good at cricket
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Wha if England just aren’t very good at cricket
Marnus what are we doing here
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Marnus what are we doing here
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
CAN SOMEONE TELL THESE FUCKING FCS ANNOUNCERS IN THE YALE GAME ABOUT THE DOWN 8 TEST
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
CAN SOMEONE TELL THESE FUCKING FCS ANNOUNCERS IN THE YALE GAME ABOUT THE DOWN 8 TEST
Yale passes the down 8 test
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Yale passes the down 8 test
When starc takes a hat trick in his first over I’m going to die laughing
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
When starc takes a hat trick in his first over I’m going to die laughing
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If I was a West Indian cricket fan I'd 100% be posting about how sad it is to see the decline of English cricket and how the world needs a strong England.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If I was a West Indian cricket fan I'd 100% be posting about how sad it is to see the decline of English cricket and how the world needs a strong England.
I was really hoping for the Starc 100 — sad he won’t get a chance to bat again in this match 😭
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I was really hoping for the Starc 100 — sad he won’t get a chance to bat again in this match 😭
This would be over if Shai Hope was still batting
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This would be over if Shai Hope was still batting
Total bullshit on that umpires review from New Zealand, if I felt bad for them before I definitely do not now
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Total bullshit on that umpires review from New Zealand, if I felt bad for them before I definitely do not now
Shocking that Carey is still batting
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Shocking that Carey is still batting
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December 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Everyone should bat like Matt Henry
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Everyone should bat like Matt Henry
So uh this Mitchell starc guy
December 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
So uh this Mitchell starc guy
Only now discovering the incredibly strong bluesky programming languages community
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Only now discovering the incredibly strong bluesky programming languages community
Exciting to see how F1 rigs this for Red Bull next weekend
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Exciting to see how F1 rigs this for Red Bull next weekend
Rishabh Pant’s batting in tests where he should be playing for a draw is Bazball levels of inexplicable
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Rishabh Pant’s batting in tests where he should be playing for a draw is Bazball levels of inexplicable
“We Lost to the Team Whose Own Players Got in a Fight with Each Other in the Middle of the Match, You’ll Never Sing That”
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Australia had to abandon caution and play Bazball cricket to succeed. This is clearly another moral victory for England
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Australia had to abandon caution and play Bazball cricket to succeed. This is clearly another moral victory for England
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Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dick Cheney died rather than live in a world where he couldn’t watch the SEC on YouTube TV, respect
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This isn’t even a championship four issue, it’s an overtime issue. This is just a larger version of every other race win decided by a random car crashing with 4 to go.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This isn’t even a championship four issue, it’s an overtime issue. This is just a larger version of every other race win decided by a random car crashing with 4 to go.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
And somehow Ford is the OEM that opted to set the stage for that. Congrats Ford! We’re all very proud of you for winning a race.
Absolutely absurd ridiculous way to end a season Jesus fucking Christ nascar
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Absolutely absurd ridiculous way to end a season Jesus fucking Christ nascar
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Naylor being slow as hell but a base-running savant is endlessly funny
October 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Naylor being slow as hell but a base-running savant is endlessly funny
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The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE
October 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE