Mike Hopey
@bymikehopey.bsky.social
Multiple-time 3rd place finisher in the Tennessee Press Association Awards.
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Mike Hopey
@bymikehopey.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Baseball on the Fourth is Christmas for people who like bunting.
What's Dilbert's out of office today?
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
What's Dilbert's out of office today?
Why would Pete Davidson go by Double P? There's only one P in his name.
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why would Pete Davidson go by Double P? There's only one P in his name.
Nothing sends me into an existential crisis more than not being able to think of a cover for the paper.
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nothing sends me into an existential crisis more than not being able to think of a cover for the paper.
I hate seeing an interesting movie trailer to find out it's on some streamer. Just downer dystopian shit.
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I hate seeing an interesting movie trailer to find out it's on some streamer. Just downer dystopian shit.
Calibri is woke according to the biggest dorks on the planet.
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Calibri is woke according to the biggest dorks on the planet.
I enjoy Daniel Garcia's character pivot to annoying teen.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I enjoy Daniel Garcia's character pivot to annoying teen.
Is there a coordinated campaign to convince the world that Dave Portnoy's height insecurities are quirky and fun as opposed to sad and pathetic?
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Is there a coordinated campaign to convince the world that Dave Portnoy's height insecurities are quirky and fun as opposed to sad and pathetic?
I went to journalism school to learn how to be a graphic designer.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I went to journalism school to learn how to be a graphic designer.
Pumped I can stop paying for ESPN+
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Pumped I can stop paying for ESPN+
No room for Mot the barber in that Lego Enterprise -d set?
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
No room for Mot the barber in that Lego Enterprise -d set?
The bullpens should start their own front in the fight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The bullpens should start their own front in the fight.
Fuck you to ESPN and YouTube TV. Billion dollar companies arguing over pennies.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Fuck you to ESPN and YouTube TV. Billion dollar companies arguing over pennies.
How many people in Ontario are thrown into a panic when they hear the song Kernkraft 400?
October 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How many people in Ontario are thrown into a panic when they hear the song Kernkraft 400?
The thing I'm most proud of is no one has said to me, "Hey you would like this guy Jellyroll."
August 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The thing I'm most proud of is no one has said to me, "Hey you would like this guy Jellyroll."
Someone needs to check on Dean Cain. He's not doing well it seems.
August 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Someone needs to check on Dean Cain. He's not doing well it seems.
Dodgers fans, I was calling James Tibbs 3 Big Time Tibby Jim. I hope someone sees this and takes the ball.
August 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Dodgers fans, I was calling James Tibbs 3 Big Time Tibby Jim. I hope someone sees this and takes the ball.
The Dana White car commercial sounds straight out of an episode of South Park making fun of stupid car commercials.
July 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The Dana White car commercial sounds straight out of an episode of South Park making fun of stupid car commercials.
Reposted by Mike Hopey
This is Peak English
Cary Elwes is not just British but he’s so British he’s related to the guy who was the inspiration for Ebenezer Scrooge and I have to show you this likeness of him
July 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is Peak English
They took the NESN 360 app, which already sucked, and made it suckier.
July 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They took the NESN 360 app, which already sucked, and made it suckier.
If Nurse Chapel is from Vermont does that mean she's heard an old recording of Phish? If they can play Jitterbug there at least has to be a partial record of YEM.
July 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Nurse Chapel is from Vermont does that mean she's heard an old recording of Phish? If they can play Jitterbug there at least has to be a partial record of YEM.
You never see movies about corrupt fire fighters. Except for Backdraft I guess.
July 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You never see movies about corrupt fire fighters. Except for Backdraft I guess.
New Okada music sucks. Please change it back.
July 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New Okada music sucks. Please change it back.
Reposted by Mike Hopey
Is this Josh Huepel or Gru?
July 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Is this Josh Huepel or Gru?
I hope Coach Prime is able to make it over to one night of Phish.
July 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I hope Coach Prime is able to make it over to one night of Phish.
Baseball on the Fourth is Christmas for people who like bunting.
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Baseball on the Fourth is Christmas for people who like bunting.