byte-aligned.bsky.social
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Rust lets you offload a lot of computation to compile time. Tristram Oaten will show you how far you can go with `const`, macros, and zero-cost abstractions.

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July 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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my restrained & tasteful use of macros is going to get me laid one day. there is no stopping it. i am a deer in headlights
July 9, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Someday I feel pretty good about how I look and present

Other days I get defeated by clothes shopping, then get "sir"ed on the tram

Today is the second one
July 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Do you want to see all of the directories on your Linux or Unix system, type:
```
sudo find / -type d -ls | less
```
How about all the files?
```
sudo find / -type f -ls | less
```
July 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Just saw a software devloper coding in a cafe 
-NO Cursor
-NO Windsurf
-NO DeepSeek
-NO ChatGPT
-No Google
He just sat there typing code manually in vim on his rusty Thinkpad and reading man pages on Arch Linux
What a psychopath 🫣
July 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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man SIGMARRY

- Creates permanent process binding with sender
- Shared memory segments are automatically created between bound processes
- All resources become jointly owned (uid/gid synchronization)
- Can only be terminated by SIGKILL
June 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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SIGFUCK, SIGMARRY, SIGKILL
June 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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sisyphus at daily standup: i had to roll back some changes
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I like to believe the information looks at me the same way McConaughey did in Interstellar when I'm using the Confluence search
April 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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If you push code to production on a Friday, your commit message automatically changes to "YOLO!" and includes a GIF of a dumpster fire. 🔥 I don’t make rules.
June 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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vaginas are nature’s wallets
June 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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transcription model heard "a-la tracing" and decided to write "allah tracing"

very different implications
June 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM