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Constantine Furman
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Sometimes Writer. King of Sensible Castle in Ireland. Citizen of the world. Official?

Published books all available at https://www.amazon.com/stores/Constantine-Furman/author/B08KF1T4S2
or https://bookshop.org/contributors/constantine-furman
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I see that and raise you Christopher Lee trying to infiltrate "punks" in HOWLING II: STIRBA - WEREWOLF BITCH:
Christopher Lee in HOWLING II: STIRBA - WEREWOLF BITCH "in disguise."
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
c-furman.bsky.social
Yeah, but she rocks 'em pretty hard.
Heather Langenkamp looking fine as hell rocking mom jeans in a publicity photo for A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS.
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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How the hell could you let this go, @warnerbrospictures.bsky.social? #ANightmareonElmStreet
October 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
Artwork of Solomon from the "Godzilla Creepypasta" featuring him giving you the double guns and a wink with his trademark "Still the Best 1973" slogan.
September 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Suck MY dick, Sweet POTATO Hitler!!! King CFF OF Sensible Castle
The Child-Molester-in-Chief babbling some ol' bullshit.
September 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
German poster for THE CASTLE OF FU MANCHU (titled THE TORTURE CHAMBER OF DR. FU MANCHU) featuring an evil doctor more trustworthy than Robert Kennedy, Jr.
September 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
Do books come with teasers? Mine do.

Coming eventually...
Teaser image for Constantine Furman's upcoming novella "Natali Has Risen from the Grave" featuring the title character walking past a group of her victims lying on the ground, smirking self-confidently as she advances. Tagline reads "Natali lives. You die."
August 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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@billcorbett.bsky.social @danielleweisberg.bsky.social Right above each other in my feed. Great minds, you two. :)
August 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
c-furman.bsky.social
Well, now that that's cleared up, here he is in that leather jacket while shooting SCARS OF DRACULA back in 1970!
Christopher Lee during shooting of SCARS OF DRACULA in 1970 wearing his HOWLING II jacket. Christopher Lee during shooting of SCARS OF DRACULA in 1970 wearing his HOWLING II jacket.
August 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
I love your alt text for this.

Dig this deleted bit of Lee in that getup (we think that's actually HIS leather jacket) taking photos at the warehouse where the punks are killed and eaten and being all "Fuck those kids."
Christopher Lee as Stefan Croscoe in a deleted bit from HOWLING II looking fly AF and not stepping in to help some punks being devoured alive.
August 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
Here's mine--
GODZILLA 1985-- A Toho Company, LTD production from New World Pictures
July 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Thinking of the brave men and women who narrowly averted the Louisville, KY zombie apocalypse of 1984.
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
Hey! I was there with ya! The only time I've been able to do one of these photo op things because a friend also getting one bought it for me (they're expensive!).

Did you get caught out in the cold when the fire marshal came? I did... without my coat.
June 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
That ending of PENNY DREADFUL is never going to be okay.
An AI image of Eva Green as Vanessa Ives in the final episode of "Penny Dreadful" shrugging and addressing creator John Logan in a spoof of the "Guess I'll die" meme.
May 30, 2025 at 8:18 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
Um, excuse me, Dr. Aoki... Gaos is a what, now?!?!?!
Artwork of the monster Gaos from 1967's "Gamera vs. Gaos" claiming the latter is a monster Rhamphorhynchus.
March 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Wikipedia, what the fuck are you doing over there?!?!

I get banned, but they let this shit go???
February 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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From Texas Frightmare Weekend 2019:
January 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Throwback to that time when Phantasm got super festive...
December 25, 2024 at 4:38 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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Jason Voorhees standing at a table contemplating cookies and milk.
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 AM
c-furman.bsky.social
Howzabout the real deal?
December 9, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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Forget suing; you gotta go out there like Richard Harris...

m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5...

Bonus points if you sing "MacArthur Park" while you do it.
December 8, 2024 at 10:08 AM
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The WB blu-ray is appallingly bad. I had to take the movie apart and put it back together from scratch. I even had to yank a shot out of HAS RISEN to fix the shot of Dracula's eyes bleeding. Dracula's face should NOT be blue in that shot.

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November 30, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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There could be something else but this is the one that comes to mind. I think it's far superior to the theatrical one sheet.
November 19, 2024 at 9:22 AM