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Constantine Furman
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Sometimes Writer. King of Sensible Castle in Ireland. Citizen of the world. Official?

Published books all available at https://www.amazon.com/stores/Constantine-Furman/author/B08KF1T4S2
or https://bookshop.org/contributors/constantine-furman
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I'm an author... sort of. I have 15 books available of varying genres. If you're into the reading thing, I invite you to check them out over at www.amazon.com/stores/Const...

My favorite's THE LIFE OF MARTA, so I can't recommend it enough.
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I was right he did need a top hat.
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Asking for a re- skeet encouraging folks to buy REAL Franklin the Turtle books for Christmas. His gentle virtues make him the antithesis of these broken people
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Well. I did not have enjoying SISU 2 more than KNIVES OUT 3 on my bingo card this year.
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't.

FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Still trying to become a Numba One Man.
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
It's that time now, kids...
Elton John - Step Into Christmas
YouTube video by EltonJohnVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Still looking to raise some funds so I can get back to work. Been a thin few years, and this is happening just as I’m trying to finish a big personal project, and also means, I can’t take on any jobs in the meantime.

Any help, even sharing, is appreciated.

Thanks!

gofund.me/1864ad4d5
Donate to Blair’s Computer Went Boom - New One Needed ASAP!, organized by Blair Shedd
Hi, I’m Blair. Some of you know me as the comic artist who work… Blair Shedd needs your support for Blair’s Computer Went Boom - New One Needed ASAP!
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November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If you thought HORROR OF DRACULA couldn't get even more awesome, well think again...
The Horror of Dracula + Castlevania
YouTube video by patrickjevans
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
All 16 of my books make great little stocking-stuffers for loved ones. Just sayin'...
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November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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It's been 30 years. People just need to accept that Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You is a stone cold Christmas classic and stop acting like it's some yearly assault on the purity of Christmas music playlists.
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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While it's not exhaustive (I don't get all the emails I used to, lol), I did put together this quick Black Friday deals post in case anyone needs to do any holiday shopping this weekend: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/the-fright-f...

Available to read by all subscribers - cheers!
The Fright Files: Black Friday Edition
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I truly hope that those of you who are going to dinner with your family are either thankful that they would take the time to cook that wonderful meal, or that they would take the time to eat that meal with you.

Don’t take that for granted. Some people aren’t as lucky.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Mike Johnson whining about how hard it is to have the job of being evil and perpetuating evil is so hilariously wormy
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It doesn't matter how many times I see this clip, I can't get enough of it.
Keep the vision board simple and fun.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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New video! I review Godzilla vs. Marvel, the 6-issue mini-series where Godzilla barely fought Marvel youtu.be/GIG7dfXtCEg?...
Godzilla vs. Marvel - MIB Comic Reviews
YouTube video by Monster Island Buddies
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Twitter's new feature that reveals where accounts originate doesn't reveal many surprises.
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
📽️

his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Anyway, in the wake of the job loss news, I just wanted to share my site because I’d love to get up to 365 subscribers for the year (free & paid) & if you dig what I do, maybe you’ll want to upgrade your subscription someday: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io

Shares appreciated- thx!
From the Desk of The Horror Chick
Heather Wixson explores horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
R.I.P. Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me watching WICKED tonight on NBC: Will you fools quit singing and get on with it?!? Bad guys are afoot!
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 AM
@shannonandswift.bsky.social Did you guys ever have any script problems on FRIDAY 12 the way you did or worse than on FvsJ? I've got someone ascertaining that putting FRIDAY 12 together was a shitshow like the NIGHTMARE remake but I don't remember you guys ever mentioning anything really bad.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Godzilla Smashies blind boxes by Surreal Entertainment! New Quick Play:
youtube.com/shorts/FGkeS...
Godzilla Smashies Review - MIB Quick Play #godzilla #hiya #scylla #monsterverse #toyreview
YouTube video by Monster Island Buddies
youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Donald is such a man of the people, he ropes off his table at Mar-a-Lago to keep away the 500 people he let join and who paid a $1,000,000 initiation fee and $20,000 yearly dues.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Do you think you get to dish out violence, suffering and death at will to your fellow human beings and never have it come back at you? That’s never how reality has worked, you dummies.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM