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November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
you can come over in the morning, then attend your family's dinner later. the stuff i made is rather small, so...
well!! dad wouldn't really like that either.
...but he's also making the casserole that's....not really popular among our family members. maybe we can shift our plans last minute?
...but he's also making the casserole that's....not really popular among our family members. maybe we can shift our plans last minute?
thank goodness.
are you bringing mia over to my place, then? i made a nice turkey this year..
are you bringing mia over to my place, then? i made a nice turkey this year..
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
you can come over in the morning, then attend your family's dinner later. the stuff i made is rather small, so...
thank goodness.
are you bringing mia over to my place, then? i made a nice turkey this year..
are you bringing mia over to my place, then? i made a nice turkey this year..
um! dad still isnt too keen on the idea of you entering his house. or the pizzeria. ...or even dating me at all. so youre safe from awkward inlaw interactions this year!
i request to be several seats away from your family, elliot
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 AM
thank goodness.
are you bringing mia over to my place, then? i made a nice turkey this year..
are you bringing mia over to my place, then? i made a nice turkey this year..
are we. um. doing thanksgiving together this year? >_>
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
are we. um. doing thanksgiving together this year? >_>
just kiss me please
I’m rather confused, but okay!
...me next. that's what i mean.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
just kiss me please
...me next. that's what i mean.
Dearest what do you mean by this ?
me next.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
...me next. that's what i mean.
hey don't over exert yourself
I can lock in.
me next
November 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
hey don't over exert yourself
me next.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
me next.
alright, alright. you tried, so i'm proud!
[eating it himself and nodding his head.]
mm. alright. do you want me to butter your roll or do you want it plain?
[grabbing a nearby roll and a butter knife!]
[eating it himself and nodding his head.]
mm. alright. do you want me to butter your roll or do you want it plain?
[grabbing a nearby roll and a butter knife!]
but i don't wannaaaaa . . .
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
[ oh , the sad papa eyes are getting to him . he doesn't want his dad to be sad !
looking back at the little strand of turkey , staring at it for a moment . . . struggling to get that strength to eat it !
alas , a failure . shaking her head . ]
pleaseeee.
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
alright, alright. you tried, so i'm proud!
[eating it himself and nodding his head.]
mm. alright. do you want me to butter your roll or do you want it plain?
[grabbing a nearby roll and a butter knife!]
[eating it himself and nodding his head.]
mm. alright. do you want me to butter your roll or do you want it plain?
[grabbing a nearby roll and a butter knife!]
pleaseeee.
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
mmn --
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
[ he was very hesitant . nudging the fork away , not even giving just a little bit of turkey a chance ! ]
i can stick with the mac n cheese ! and the biscuits ! nothing else !
i don't want any turkey .
look look. come try a little piece.
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
pleaseeee.
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
[sad papa eyes ... he's trying to get kidd to try new things!]
look look. come try a little piece.
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
but i don't like turkey . . . !
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
[ she hasn't even properly EATEN TURKEY BEFORE ! ! HE'S LYING ! ! ]
please don't be sad , dad ! :(
you're not even gonna try my turkey? :(
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
look look. come try a little piece.
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
[reaching into the oven to grab a little strand! holding the fork to c00lkidd's mouth after blowing on it.]
just a teeny bit! to try!
you're not even gonna try my turkey? :(
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
. . . can i just have the mac n cheese and the biscuits ? 😁✨
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
a whooole plate of mac n cheese !
you gonna try the turkey this year, bud?
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
you're not even gonna try my turkey? :(
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
papa is trying to make it really juicy this year! i need a taste tester
you gonna try the turkey this year, bud?
👀
[ tail wagging . . . ]
[ tail wagging . . . ]
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
you gonna try the turkey this year, bud?
sure, i'll allow it
snff. can i intrude on yer thanksgivin' ...
alright... getting stuff ready for thanksgivin' tomorrow...
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
sure, i'll allow it
alright... getting stuff ready for thanksgivin' tomorrow...
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
alright... getting stuff ready for thanksgivin' tomorrow...
oh!
[perking up as she shared that information, like the 'toxins' weren't affecting him at all. snuggling her closely.]
well, if you say so. guess i won't die.
[perking up as she shared that information, like the 'toxins' weren't affecting him at all. snuggling her closely.]
well, if you say so. guess i won't die.
[ even after almost being eaten . . . kidd nuzzles up against his father's side ! giggling ! ]
it's okay though ! you won't die from it . they're not lethal !
you just won't feel good . haha !
it's okay though ! you won't die from it . they're not lethal !
you just won't feel good . haha !
toxins!
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
oh!
[perking up as she shared that information, like the 'toxins' weren't affecting him at all. snuggling her closely.]
well, if you say so. guess i won't die.
[perking up as she shared that information, like the 'toxins' weren't affecting him at all. snuggling her closely.]
well, if you say so. guess i won't die.
scared?
You keep those sharpened fangs away from me old man.
mmm yummy
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
scared?
toxins!
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
nooo ! !
don't eat me ! i'm full of . . . toxins ! if you eat me , you'll get poisoned !
you don't wanna be poisoned , right ? ! daaaad ! hahahaaa !
[ playfully shoving him away ! ]
don't eat me ! i'm full of . . . toxins ! if you eat me , you'll get poisoned !
you don't wanna be poisoned , right ? ! daaaad ! hahahaaa !
[ playfully shoving him away ! ]
i caught ya!! i caught ya! ooh, you were a quick one- now you're a tasty dad snack! nyum nyum nyum!
[making biting motions at his cheeks, not actually doing so- but pretend to eat kidd!]
[making biting motions at his cheeks, not actually doing so- but pretend to eat kidd!]
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
toxins!
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
[he exclaimed in disbelief! then dramatically flopping on his side.]
bleh.
x_x
soooo... toxic.
mmm yummy
cannibalism on the tl is crazy
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
mmm yummy
i caught ya!! i caught ya! ooh, you were a quick one- now you're a tasty dad snack! nyum nyum nyum!
[making biting motions at his cheeks, not actually doing so- but pretend to eat kidd!]
[making biting motions at his cheeks, not actually doing so- but pretend to eat kidd!]
[ gaaaasp ! phew . . . she's been set free !
wah ! laughing ensued after the raspberry on the cheek ! ]
daaaad ! hehahahaaa ~ !
wah ! laughing ensued after the raspberry on the cheek ! ]
daaaad ! hehahahaaa ~ !
okay, okay...
[sitting up. then... raspberry on her cheek!!!]
[sitting up. then... raspberry on her cheek!!!]
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i caught ya!! i caught ya! ooh, you were a quick one- now you're a tasty dad snack! nyum nyum nyum!
[making biting motions at his cheeks, not actually doing so- but pretend to eat kidd!]
[making biting motions at his cheeks, not actually doing so- but pretend to eat kidd!]
okay, okay...
[sitting up. then... raspberry on her cheek!!!]
[sitting up. then... raspberry on her cheek!!!]
my . . . boooones ! !
get ooooff ! ! you're -- crushin' meeee ! ! >_<;;
get ooooff ! ! you're -- crushin' meeee ! ! >_<;;
[crushing her for fun]
how you doin' kiddo
how you doin' kiddo
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
okay, okay...
[sitting up. then... raspberry on her cheek!!!]
[sitting up. then... raspberry on her cheek!!!]
[crushing her for fun]
how you doin' kiddo
how you doin' kiddo
GHHHRK -- ! !
WHY ! ! >_<
WHY ! ! >_<
BELLY FLOP
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
[crushing her for fun]
how you doin' kiddo
how you doin' kiddo
crushing my son for fun
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
crushing my son for fun