Matthew Cooper
@c00per-m.bsky.social
Audience Editor at The Independent. NYC.
Views very much my own.
Views very much my own.
It’s going to really sting when Liverpool score a late winner again.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
It’s going to really sting when Liverpool score a late winner again.
Reposted by Matthew Cooper
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/
Calling a woman driving her car at walking speed ‘an act of domestic terrorism’ is certainly a choice.
January 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Calling a woman driving her car at walking speed ‘an act of domestic terrorism’ is certainly a choice.
Two points dropped my Man City, if Arteta has Arsenal playing struggleball tomorrow I swear to god.
January 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Two points dropped my Man City, if Arteta has Arsenal playing struggleball tomorrow I swear to god.
Due process isn’t real
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Due process isn’t real
If you plant sesame seeds how do you know if it will grow a burger bun or a bagel?
December 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you plant sesame seeds how do you know if it will grow a burger bun or a bagel?
Arsenal simply cannot keep getting away with this. Living so dangerously.
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Arsenal simply cannot keep getting away with this. Living so dangerously.
That was tough and turgid stuff. Arsenal not playing like a team who have had a week off.
December 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That was tough and turgid stuff. Arsenal not playing like a team who have had a week off.
Benson Boone having the most annoying song of 2024 and 2025 is pretty impressive by the way.
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Benson Boone having the most annoying song of 2024 and 2025 is pretty impressive by the way.
Romero a fucking idiot isn’t he
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Romero a fucking idiot isn’t he
Man City are already 2-0 up and cruising so Arsenal simply have to win tonight otherwise the narrative is going to be unbearable.
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Man City are already 2-0 up and cruising so Arsenal simply have to win tonight otherwise the narrative is going to be unbearable.
Football is insane and no one knows anything.
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Football is insane and no one knows anything.
Ready to get my Arteta out hat back on.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ready to get my Arteta out hat back on.
I have been in New York over a year. Whenever I have been to a bar to watch Arsenal they have not won. So, this one is on me.
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I have been in New York over a year. Whenever I have been to a bar to watch Arsenal they have not won. So, this one is on me.
Oh and also Liverpool are getting dicked 4-1 at home
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh and also Liverpool are getting dicked 4-1 at home
I feel so strange as an Arsenal fan for not caring about this Bayern game at all
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I feel so strange as an Arsenal fan for not caring about this Bayern game at all
Eze hatty
a basketball player with the number 10 on his jersey stands on the court
ALT: a basketball player with the number 10 on his jersey stands on the court
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Eze hatty
Jed Mercurio is the Taylor Sheridan of shite British cop dramas
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Jed Mercurio is the Taylor Sheridan of shite British cop dramas
That’s a shite late goal to concede but away to a good Sunderland side with a depleted bench is a solid result for Arsenal.
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That’s a shite late goal to concede but away to a good Sunderland side with a depleted bench is a solid result for Arsenal.