Glad it went well, sounds like a very fun evening 🤘🏻

Bombtrack by RATM incoming

It is 💯

I fucking love Christmas - and the reason for that is I fucking hate things *like Christmas*, but I deliberately allow it to laser focus me into deciding what I should prioritise for the next while

I can’t escape it - but can at least make it work for me somehow

I once saw her having a screaming wet multiple whilst bludgeoning a dog to death with the blunt end of a claw hammer*

*This isn’t *technically* true - but if it was (and I repeat, for legal reasons it isn’t) then from what I’ve been forced to see of her, I’d honestly not be in the least surprised

He’d not last 60 secs in my local

Or even one if the cunt showed up at mine

YOU AIN’T A HAS-BEEN IF YOU NEVER WAS