THE ABOMIN8TOR.EXE
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DRUGS ARE BAD - AND SO ARE YOU
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I can’t imagine the “Prince of Darkness”’s hoop has ever been so tattered as it probably is at the moment, albeit for perhaps a slightly different reason this time
#reptiles
#reptiles
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I can’t imagine the “Prince of Darkness”’s hoop has ever been so tattered as it probably is at the moment, albeit for perhaps a slightly different reason this time
#reptiles
#reptiles
It’s so sad that he fell off his favourite ladder onto a poisoned spike situated on top of an explosive device - and that after the inferno subsided the glowing embers of his charred remains were immediately consumed by a passing fox who simply couldn’t believe his luck
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
It’s so sad that he fell off his favourite ladder onto a poisoned spike situated on top of an explosive device - and that after the inferno subsided the glowing embers of his charred remains were immediately consumed by a passing fox who simply couldn’t believe his luck
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*opening laptop for bomb disposal instructions*
UPDATING YOUR FIRMWARE
"Jesus Christ NOT NOW"
WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A.I. COPILOT GEMINI CHAT BASTARD
"The bomb the bomb it's going to explode"
GREAT QUESTION, THE RED WIRE IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BLUE ONE PROBABLY
"there is no blue wire!"
GREAT CATCH
UPDATING YOUR FIRMWARE
"Jesus Christ NOT NOW"
WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A.I. COPILOT GEMINI CHAT BASTARD
"The bomb the bomb it's going to explode"
GREAT QUESTION, THE RED WIRE IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BLUE ONE PROBABLY
"there is no blue wire!"
GREAT CATCH
February 3, 2026 at 8:44 AM
*opening laptop for bomb disposal instructions*
UPDATING YOUR FIRMWARE
"Jesus Christ NOT NOW"
WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A.I. COPILOT GEMINI CHAT BASTARD
"The bomb the bomb it's going to explode"
GREAT QUESTION, THE RED WIRE IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BLUE ONE PROBABLY
"there is no blue wire!"
GREAT CATCH
UPDATING YOUR FIRMWARE
"Jesus Christ NOT NOW"
WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE A.I. COPILOT GEMINI CHAT BASTARD
"The bomb the bomb it's going to explode"
GREAT QUESTION, THE RED WIRE IS JUST AS GOOD AS THE BLUE ONE PROBABLY
"there is no blue wire!"
GREAT CATCH
All that’s missing is a slot on his head for coins, like those plastic Golden Retriever cunts you used to see on a platform outside a Chemist’s in the mid-80s
January 30, 2026 at 11:09 PM
All that’s missing is a slot on his head for coins, like those plastic Golden Retriever cunts you used to see on a platform outside a Chemist’s in the mid-80s
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
Haha that’s just one of the Vigo Twitter classics I’m going to post soon
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Haha that’s just one of the Vigo Twitter classics I’m going to post soon
NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
NOBODY speaks to me like that, not even my close friends. You don't know me! YOUR BLOCKED!
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Blimey, monitors haven’t half got smaller over the years
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Blimey, monitors haven’t half got smaller over the years
I bet he does, the dirty old bollocks
I bet he fucking does
I bet he fucking does
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I bet he does, the dirty old bollocks
I bet he fucking does
I bet he fucking does
Sorry for your loss, and know the heartbreak well - went through same with our wee veteran Joel a couple of years ago. Think of him fondly every day. Sending hugs ♥️
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Sorry for your loss, and know the heartbreak well - went through same with our wee veteran Joel a couple of years ago. Think of him fondly every day. Sending hugs ♥️
I have that screenshot saved a trillion times in my camera roll, I’m absolutely terrified of losing it
“Threatened to drive to Braintree & "Bum my tarts head in"” is the absolute pinnacle of whatever type of thing that is
“Threatened to drive to Braintree & "Bum my tarts head in"” is the absolute pinnacle of whatever type of thing that is
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I have that screenshot saved a trillion times in my camera roll, I’m absolutely terrified of losing it
“Threatened to drive to Braintree & "Bum my tarts head in"” is the absolute pinnacle of whatever type of thing that is
“Threatened to drive to Braintree & "Bum my tarts head in"” is the absolute pinnacle of whatever type of thing that is
I have some screenshots, will look them out in next few days as time allows and will post them to #vigomemories
January 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I have some screenshots, will look them out in next few days as time allows and will post them to #vigomemories
Hahaha, yes - glorious times!
January 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Hahaha, yes - glorious times!
Yeah, same - he was very sound indeed, and very much missed
January 24, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Yeah, same - he was very sound indeed, and very much missed
Yeah, that one went viral in the US, think that’s when he decided to back off
January 24, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Yeah, that one went viral in the US, think that’s when he decided to back off
Haha I’ve a screenshot of that one, here it is
And one of his other Tesco complaints about prawns being alive and masturbating on his kitchen table 🤣
And one of his other Tesco complaints about prawns being alive and masturbating on his kitchen table 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Haha I’ve a screenshot of that one, here it is
And one of his other Tesco complaints about prawns being alive and masturbating on his kitchen table 🤣
And one of his other Tesco complaints about prawns being alive and masturbating on his kitchen table 🤣
Haha no,much as I’d love to claim credit for that one, that was definitely Vigo, total master of the genre
January 24, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Haha no,much as I’d love to claim credit for that one, that was definitely Vigo, total master of the genre
Yeah, nothing else for it.
Best of luck with interviews, will keep fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻
Best of luck with interviews, will keep fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻
January 24, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Yeah, nothing else for it.
Best of luck with interviews, will keep fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻
Best of luck with interviews, will keep fingers crossed for you 🤞🏻
Sorry to hear, pal. Keep your chin up and hopefully things will be looking better for you soon.
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Sorry to hear, pal. Keep your chin up and hopefully things will be looking better for you soon.
Just about ended me at the time too
Simpler times
Simpler times
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Just about ended me at the time too
Simpler times
Simpler times
“You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember.”
January 24, 2026 at 2:35 AM
“You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember.”
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
January 23, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
January 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Check out Wet Leg’s new single “Chaise Longue” if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.