cait
@cait.kills.men
25, 3x stroke survivor and sword wielder
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i hate AI and you should too
mdni ♡
do not interact if your account is nsfw
i hate AI and you should too
mdni ♡
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cait
@cait.kills.men
· Jan 22
just got asked how it was having my strokes, so i figured i'd post the story here for awareness. they don't only happen to old people!
a thread 🧵
a thread 🧵
the umbrella academy has me in shambles
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
the umbrella academy has me in shambles
who wanna follow me on instagram? i'm hot and funny
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
who wanna follow me on instagram? i'm hot and funny
accidentally sleeping all day before work just to get back in bed after work is crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
accidentally sleeping all day before work just to get back in bed after work is crazy
let's go boating with mama
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
let's go boating with mama
just found out Lesley Gore died ten years ago 💔 rip queen i love u sm
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
just found out Lesley Gore died ten years ago 💔 rip queen i love u sm
Reposted by cait
yall afraid to moan during sex but i be in my girl’s ear like [DIAL UP TONE]
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
yall afraid to moan during sex but i be in my girl’s ear like [DIAL UP TONE]
my nine year old autistic brother called 911 and told then he was having abdominal pain. my mom wants to try and see if there's a way to stop his phone from making calls, but i feel like with 911 there isn't one.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my nine year old autistic brother called 911 and told then he was having abdominal pain. my mom wants to try and see if there's a way to stop his phone from making calls, but i feel like with 911 there isn't one.
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
okay be honest. when was the last time you jumped? when was the last time you ran?
i think we should all experience Mario levels of jumping and running
i think we should all experience Mario levels of jumping and running
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
okay be honest. when was the last time you jumped? when was the last time you ran?
i think we should all experience Mario levels of jumping and running
i think we should all experience Mario levels of jumping and running
Reposted by cait
the entire population of america: please give us food we are all dying
government: trasgerndr 😠
government: trasgerndr 😠
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the entire population of america: please give us food we are all dying
government: trasgerndr 😠
government: trasgerndr 😠
elon muskrat being a trillionaire is even more upsetting now that people are literally gonna starve
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
elon muskrat being a trillionaire is even more upsetting now that people are literally gonna starve
i'll believe it when i see it
November 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
i'll believe it when i see it
they gotta stop updating instagram, it's getting so ugly
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
they gotta stop updating instagram, it's getting so ugly
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Still didn’t receive maternity leave pay and I’m desperate for any help. This is embarrassing, I’m just pissed off. If anyone can help, please.
Venmo: @riebrie
Cash app: $RieBrie109
Venmo: @riebrie
Cash app: $RieBrie109
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Still didn’t receive maternity leave pay and I’m desperate for any help. This is embarrassing, I’m just pissed off. If anyone can help, please.
Venmo: @riebrie
Cash app: $RieBrie109
Venmo: @riebrie
Cash app: $RieBrie109
LETSGOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH NEW YORK
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
LETSGOOOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH NEW YORK
come on nyc give us good news please
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
come on nyc give us good news please
literally why is this allowed
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
literally why is this allowed
was 25 minutes late to work because i was lowkey having an anxiety attack, so of course my supervisor was pissed at me for five hours and didn't speak to me at all :)
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
was 25 minutes late to work because i was lowkey having an anxiety attack, so of course my supervisor was pissed at me for five hours and didn't speak to me at all :)
i just watched 'the perfect neighbor' on netflix and i'm devastated bro. an old white woman killed a black mother of four. thank fuck she was arrested and the family got justice for such a needless and devastating loss
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
i just watched 'the perfect neighbor' on netflix and i'm devastated bro. an old white woman killed a black mother of four. thank fuck she was arrested and the family got justice for such a needless and devastating loss
anti patriarchy, anti government, anti bigot
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
anti patriarchy, anti government, anti bigot
soo has anyone gotten their food stamps? bc my mom hasn't and it's literally the 3rd
November 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
soo has anyone gotten their food stamps? bc my mom hasn't and it's literally the 3rd
reminder that if your partner "jokes" by making fun of you, humiliating you, and/or just straight up being mean,
that is not normal.
if they yell at you, pressure you for sex, and/or insult your loved ones,
that is not normal.
you deserve love and respect, not to be anyone's punching bag 🩷
that is not normal.
if they yell at you, pressure you for sex, and/or insult your loved ones,
that is not normal.
you deserve love and respect, not to be anyone's punching bag 🩷
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
reminder that if your partner "jokes" by making fun of you, humiliating you, and/or just straight up being mean,
that is not normal.
if they yell at you, pressure you for sex, and/or insult your loved ones,
that is not normal.
you deserve love and respect, not to be anyone's punching bag 🩷
that is not normal.
if they yell at you, pressure you for sex, and/or insult your loved ones,
that is not normal.
you deserve love and respect, not to be anyone's punching bag 🩷
I CAN SCRATCH ANY BITCH 😈 UAHAHAH
i put on press-on nails and i am in fact relearning how to type
November 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I CAN SCRATCH ANY BITCH 😈 UAHAHAH