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Caitlin
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Curious. Sentimental. Relentless.
The sassiest therapist you know.
Overall silly goose.
Be just and fear not.
November 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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axios.com Axios @axios.com · Jul 7
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: President Trump's Justice Department and FBI have concluded they have no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a "client list” or was murdered, according to a memo detailing the findings obtained by Axios.
Exclusive: DOJ, FBI conclude Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," committed suicide
The findings represent the first time Trump's administration has officially contradicted conspiracy theories about Epstein's activities and his death.
www.axios.com
July 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Alex Padilla thoughts: The "officers" can be seen restraining his arms while telling him to put his hands behind his back. If he doesn't (can't) move his arms, he is not following orders. If he does move his arms, he is resisting their restraint.
June 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As a counter to all of the terror and chaos, I offer you these magnificent squirrel testicles, as seen on my bird feeder camera today.
June 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The longer you look at P. Diddy the weirder he looks. Like he is a fun house mirror.
May 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I received several bird themed gifts for my birthday. Because I have a bird watching hobby. This is 37.
May 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Birthday highlights:
-Weird Rash
-Dead Bird
-Cards so good they made me cry
-Music
-Questioning why Levi's makes men's button fly jeans
-Solicitation for foot fetish materials via my therapy page
-Martinis
-Free Cheesecake

37, I accept.
May 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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French artist Helena Hauss' contemporary ceramics series ‘Hell Hath no Fury’ #WomensArt
May 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You, Season 5:
Maddie is a horrendously written Type 1 Diabetic. Gonna survive for days with no insulin?? Gonna give herself an injection with no needle?? Gonna have family dinner without checking her blood sugar?? GTFO.
May 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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While Ophiocordyceps unilateralis is the most famous, there are hundreds of Ophiocordyceps species, each specific to one species of insect or spider.

Fun side note: an unrelated fungus, Massospora cicadina, can turn cicadas into sex zombies: www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-...
How This Zombie Fungus Turns Cicadas into Horror-Movie Sex Bots
Researchers explore how an amphetamine and a psychedelic help parasitic fungi spread their spores through insects’ doomed mating attempts
www.scientificamerican.com
April 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I need this algorithm to shape it up.
Over on Insta my feed goes: Reality TV. Therapist shit. Buttholes. The Horrors of the United States.
My Bluesky feed: Despair. Alarm. Horrors. Dystopian Nonfiction.
April 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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WHO estimates that six in 100 people, including children, with COVID-19 will develop Long COVID. In the U.S., one study estimates that 11 million people live with Long COVID. Symptoms can vary from mild to devastating and can persist for months or years. There's no cure.
www.who.int/news-room/fa...
Post COVID-19 condition (long COVID)
WHO fact sheet on post COVID-19 condition (long COVID), including key facts, scope of the problem, symptoms, treatment, self-care and prevention.
www.who.int
April 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The azaleas are in full bloom and the bumblebees are drunk on pollen 🐝🌸
March 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
"They told me to make you fear my hate."
A resonant line from a dream last night.
March 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I’ll send you an ounce in the mail #EverybodysLive

Wednesdays 10PM EST/7PM PST only on @netflix.com
March 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Excited to have reached the point in my career where I get free vibrators in the mail.
March 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A sad American win: today I managed to get a prior authorization approved by my health insurance company after only 5 phone calls and 1 email.
March 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Today I did yardwork and had diarrhea. Happy International Women's Day ✨
March 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Today, I spent hours on the phone with insurance. The insurance company and pharmacy benefits company disagree about the existence of a contract between them.
The outcome is that a Type 1 Diabetic is not going to have access to continuous glucose monitoring.
Anyway, these came today
March 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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There are about as many intersex people in the world as there are redheads— ~1.7% of the world's population.

So claiming there are only two biological sexes is like claiming there are only two hair colors: Brown & Yellow.

Now consider how you'd regard someone who loudly & repeatedly insisted that…
March 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
18f.org
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Questions about vaccines? CHOP is our favorite non-gov resource. All vaccines on the schedule should be covered by insurance and available from your local health department if you have no coverage.
www.chop.edu/vaccine-educ...
Vaccine Education Center
The Vaccine Education Center at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia provides complete, up-to-date and reliable information about vaccines to parents and healthcare professionals.
www.chop.edu
February 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM