Ancient Queer Bickerings
@caitlinsnark.bsky.social
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caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Why oh why do I insist on reading IMDB episode reviews? It's like part of my brain craves suffering. Just a sea of 'I find this complex female character totally unlikeable', 'ugh this show got WOKE by acknowledging that inequality exists' & 'I didn't understand this ep so it was obviously terrible'
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
I have 3 pinned ticketmaster emails for things I've got tickets to, absolutely wild levels of 'committing to leaving the house' for me
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
How many crowns/courts/songs of blood/fire/thorns/ash and sorrow/ravens/silver/darkness could there possibly be
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
I swear if there was a sure fire way to make me not want to read a book it would be the 'A Thing of Things and Some Other Thing' title format.
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
The Nanny had incredible guest stars of basically any sitcom except for I guess The Simpsons
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
I meant Donald O'Connor, everybody.
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Yeah I'm thinking of someone else definitely
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Fred Astaire had a guest arc on The Nanny
dannybowes.bsky.social
Fred Astaire watching MJ and thinking "Let me try to moonwalk"
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
The best thing about Crowd Control is knowing that everyone in the audience signed up for participation, so you don't get that awful moment of 'oh no what if this person is not up for crowd work, or is racist and terrible or something'
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
I saw Goody Swarbrick speaking with the devil
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Anyway I bet that was somehow a female Green MP's fault too.
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Remember a few years back when an angry mob camped outside parliament, harrassed school children, shat everywhere, set the playground on fire and put up a noose to hang members of the government with?
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
The number of times I've almost-but-not-quite lost important things is starting to freak me out. Somewhere there's a big wheel and one day it's gonna land on 'phone and passport in a country where I don't speak the language'
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Nothing like enthusiastically participating in local democracy*

*going with the least blah option for mayor and then just picking all the city vision candidates
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Just proof that I was born to be 40
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Looking up symptoms you've had since you were in your teens and finding an article about a syndrome that 'primarily affects middle-aged women'
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
[Mrs Lovejoy Voice] OH, THE HUMIDITY!
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Today I realised that if I ever need some kind of performative alter ego (drag name, roller derby name etc) I would go with Moiré Rose, I don't care if no one gets it
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
New Neko Case is also great, it always takes a good 20 listens to properly experience a Neko Case album but the first time did not disappoint.
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
OK I'm late to the party, but I can confirm that the new Hayley Williams album is incredible
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Though to be fair I can have an existential crisis about anything. I can turn a bowl of porridge into an existential crisis.
caitlinsnark.bsky.social
Just remembering when I turned 23 and had an existential crisis at being in my 'mid twenties'

Bless.