Danny Bowes
@dannybowes.bsky.social
Serious intellectual. Gentleman of substance. Eminence grise of Antifa.
Once a mids dealer, always a mids dealer
Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (one of 7 Democrats who just voted to fund DHS) defends her stance.
Argues funding for ICE "is not the question." Instead, Senate Democrats have leverage for various demands.
"I think they could negotiate to replace Noem with someone that doesn't skirt the filibuster."
Argues funding for ICE "is not the question." Instead, Senate Democrats have leverage for various demands.
"I think they could negotiate to replace Noem with someone that doesn't skirt the filibuster."
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Once a mids dealer, always a mids dealer
*Mulder casually slides a manila envelope across the table to Scully* "You ever heard of 'The Divorce Court Guy'?"
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
*Mulder casually slides a manila envelope across the table to Scully* "You ever heard of 'The Divorce Court Guy'?"
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This can only mean one thing: They’ve selected a new Secretary of Homeland Security.
A "small geyser" of poop water is flooding into the Potomac River
"The collapse of a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia and Maryland isn't affecting DC's drinking water. But it's still unbelievably gross."
"The collapse of a sewer line carrying wastewater from Virginia and Maryland isn't affecting DC's drinking water. But it's still unbelievably gross."
More Bad News: A “Small Geyser” of Poop Water Is Flooding Into the Potomac River - Washingtonian
Look, we get it: the last thing you need to read is more bad news. Not when masked paramilitaries are laying siege to Minneapolis, prominent members of the executive branch of the federal government a...
washingtonian.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This can only mean one thing: They’ve selected a new Secretary of Homeland Security.
The release of MELANIA (2026, Ratner) and the attendant ethical struggle of "which is more important, 'lol' or 'acknowledging this exists harms society'?" reminds me of an almost-as-dumb, slighty more innocent time when I reviewed ein film von Dinesh D'Souza, which yielded my favorite comment ever:
January 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The release of MELANIA (2026, Ratner) and the attendant ethical struggle of "which is more important, 'lol' or 'acknowledging this exists harms society'?" reminds me of an almost-as-dumb, slighty more innocent time when I reviewed ein film von Dinesh D'Souza, which yielded my favorite comment ever:
Sure, it's just spite but goddamn spite can be fun
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Sure, it's just spite but goddamn spite can be fun
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haha wow honestly the best person possible to direct this
![“I feel a little bit uncomfortable with the propaganda element of this,” one crew member shared, “but Brett Ratner was the worst part of working on this project.”
“He did actually chew a piece of gum and throw it in a coffee cup on my cart,” a staff member told Rolling Stone, [but] “didn’t acknowledge my existence for even one nanosecond.”
Another member recalled a day when Ratner feasted on his own meal in a set space where food was not allowed, on a day when no one else on the crew got a break to eat.
“Brett, unknowingly or maliciously, got his own food, went up there, was just eating it and just licking his fingers in grubbiest way possible, either being a dick or [having] no awareness whatsoever to the fact that everybody else is working and no one’s eating,” a staffer said.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hnrk2g7zc4goy2ogbdkcf3k5/bafkreidreuwc5ulbdhzr6wfq4rc7eigefa27py7yaxnqpf4d3oe4oij354@jpeg)
January 27, 2026 at 6:28 PM
haha wow honestly the best person possible to direct this
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my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
name a fucking high school after him.
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
my guy was back out there doin Good Work with a broken rib from his previous encounter.
name a fucking high school after him.
name a fucking high school after him.
"Quick, Bari! We need you to do something *really* stupid and bad to take the heat off the boss!"
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"Quick, Bari! We need you to do something *really* stupid and bad to take the heat off the boss!"
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MY COLUMN: Why are kids turning their back on books from thirty years ago? Because they're secretly rejecting a political philosophy from three hundred years ago.
INVOICE: $25,000
INVOICE: $25,000
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
MY COLUMN: Why are kids turning their back on books from thirty years ago? Because they're secretly rejecting a political philosophy from three hundred years ago.
INVOICE: $25,000
INVOICE: $25,000
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It's illiberal not to buy books by people you disagree with. A truly liberal society would compel people at gunpoint to read dumb bullshit by people who don't know what color the sky is
January 26, 2026 at 10:46 PM
It's illiberal not to buy books by people you disagree with. A truly liberal society would compel people at gunpoint to read dumb bullshit by people who don't know what color the sky is
Eagerly awaiting the cultural tide lifting the ship of America that will surely follow the release of MELANIA (2026, Ratner)
January 26, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Eagerly awaiting the cultural tide lifting the ship of America that will surely follow the release of MELANIA (2026, Ratner)
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To put this into perspective: ELLA MCCAY made double this total on its opening weekend
Boxoffice dot com projects $1 million to $2 million in opening weekend ticket sales for "Melania". Bezos' company MGM paid $40 million for the rights
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
To put this into perspective: ELLA MCCAY made double this total on its opening weekend
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When you look at the think tanks and organizations and influencers, the Cato institute and heritage foundation and Charlie Kirk and Tim Pool and Kochs and Mellon-Scaifes, it's clear that conservatism in this country would be an insignificant fringe if the billionaires weren't paying for it to exist.
Never forget that the reason they are so convinced you’re all getting paid is that they are all getting paid.
The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When you look at the think tanks and organizations and influencers, the Cato institute and heritage foundation and Charlie Kirk and Tim Pool and Kochs and Mellon-Scaifes, it's clear that conservatism in this country would be an insignificant fringe if the billionaires weren't paying for it to exist.
Area Man Takes Meds, Says "Oh...."
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:
“I lost touch with reality”
“I lost touch with reality”
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Area Man Takes Meds, Says "Oh...."
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
Sam Darnold, giving mononucleosis survivors hope
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Sam Darnold, giving mononucleosis survivors hope
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
Wait, you mean to tell me the weirdly random stupid quote attributed to someone the community doing the attribution is singlemindedly obsessed with is....made up? Whaaaaat
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Wait, you mean to tell me the weirdly random stupid quote attributed to someone the community doing the attribution is singlemindedly obsessed with is....made up? Whaaaaat
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Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Unrivaled co-founder and WNBA MVP Breanna Stewart held up an “Abolish ICE” sign during player intros ahead of Mist’s game this afternoon.
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
Photo via @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
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I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
January 25, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
🎶Well the weather outside's annoying
And this song is really cloying
Are you kidding me? Fuck you bro
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?🎶
And this song is really cloying
Are you kidding me? Fuck you bro
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?🎶
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
🎶Well the weather outside's annoying
And this song is really cloying
Are you kidding me? Fuck you bro
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?🎶
And this song is really cloying
Are you kidding me? Fuck you bro
"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow"?🎶
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i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET