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caitmarke.bsky.social
@caitmarke.bsky.social
all idols are false idols
once called quiet yet bawdy
and rude but still hot
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December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
today and everyday
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Pritzker’s office phone line is open if anyone wants to register their opinion about this: (312) 814-2121
State troopers just grabbed another protester.
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
listening to I’m Not Okay (I Promise) on repeat while sitting at my desk doing email.
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
September 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
no billionaire lies
no troops in the chi
ICE out Chicago
September 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
learning a lot about mother goose and it’s kind of wild. did you know jack of jack and the bean stock is her son?
September 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just want my mom to get a great gift for her birthday today.
August 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
it was a queer, sultry summer
August 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Felt like a great day to cancel my @nytimes.com subscription
July 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
a man on his bike announced himself as “passing on your left, gracefully” and that is the energy I’m trying to bring to my day
April 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
a time to build up a time to break down
December 24, 2024 at 1:31 PM
The Sufjan Stevens’s musical really should be in the Thanksgiving parade. The one with the clown would be perfect!
November 28, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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the key to putting up Christmas lights is never taking them down
November 18, 2023 at 7:08 PM
ladies get yourself a man who….
November 16, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I need the pope to wear a white puffer while giving this speech today
June 14, 2024 at 1:36 PM
living with the curse of hating attention but loving praise
May 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
making it very clear she is ready to compete with an infant
May 17, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I was recently gifted the works of Sylvia Plath, Emily Dickinson, and an album titled The Tourtured Poets Department what does this say about me
May 12, 2024 at 10:58 PM
this cat hates kevin durant
May 6, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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I’m sad but YNWA tho
September 30, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Happy Spring
April 24, 2024 at 2:31 PM
not sure if anyone else has enabled the feature to unlock your phone with merely a glance but it turns out it is very convenient
April 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM
don’t they know it’s illegal to lock a bathroom
April 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM