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Ember
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That girl you met who does lights. Dyke nerd pervert thing. Perpetually tired
Bring back Asbestos
She/Her
party of having imposter syndrome/fear of being perceived as egotistical is being afraid to take credit for things you literally do
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
the temptation is always so strong to say hello when I see other trans people out in the wild
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
so Karlie got me this as a thank you present for one year of doing PLASTYK and I promise I didn’t cry (until I got home)
December 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Never am I more proud and happy than seeing people I put behind that lighting desk just thrive! 2 for 2 let’s keep this thing rolling!
With Submarine school finally over, I can finally be readmitted into the human race.

One of my favourite Plastyks to date. My hope is immeasurable and my day is bright.

Furthermore: Bring Back Asbestos
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
work might suck but my life is fucking great
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
it has come again, the hallowed night of shiny lights and loud music
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
can we make it so the dyke dive bar is open every day
give me somewhere to escape to
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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There's a particular abusive behaviour enacted by both individuals and organisations that I like to call "laundry listing"

It's when, instead of confronting you when you are perceived to have misbehaved or done something wrong, it is simply "saved for later" so it can all be dumped on you at once.
ok I'm gonna rant about something because I've had the same conversation about it with four different people this last week and it's getting weird
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Hehehehehehehehehehe oooooooo we taking it up a notch
December 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
aaaaaaaaa I like my friends
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Staring at my steam page not knowing what I actually want to play
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the mass oppression of your community and regular physical attacks on your loved ones is bad sure but don’t you know I’m going through a hard time too?
- 40+ year old white man on 50-60k a year
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i don’t wanna fight anymore i just want to live my life
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
In order to help improve you conduct (you being autistic) we’ve decided to not tell you when you’ve been misspeaking and instead wait till there was enough of it to use it to punish you in the most stressful way possible

we hope this helps create a better work environment
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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it's actually fucking nuts how, if I dress "conventionally" i.e. how a white conservative would describe "women's clothing" then no one gives me shit but the SECOND I get even slightly weird with it I get clocked and verbally abused
sometimes random strangers will tell you to kill yourself and if you're gonna dare to be trans then you just have to live with it sorry
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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English is such a beautiful language
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Spoiler warning
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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the moon looked fucking crazy last night. imagined being a caveman having found a weird mushroom and looking up at this tripping balls believing to be staring into the eye of god
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Take the stimulant and the anticonvulsant, then smash together those two different releases of neurochemicals to create and push out imaginary function.

Medication Technique: Purple.
miraculous neurochemical balance
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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impact sub at the blackjack table
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
why the fuck did they make lasers so dangours i just want cool lights to point at people for the club
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
god I really wanna run a ttrpg again I miss it so much
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
the van is a boat and the boat is a van
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
having to explain to the sexual health nurse why i’m in still in contact with needles even though I never take injectables
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM