You remind me of a book i read in grade school where there was this incident involving a polygraph and their butt would grow every time they lied. Zack Files: Tell a Lie and Your Butt Will Grow.

man outside for sure is going to come back with bald tires

Hello, I wish I had more to be ready for a snow burial in my neighborhood this week. But will do

One of these days I will curse auto correct to having me spell the wrong word

Hello! Im awake early for a Sunday too but I think to a neighbor dry heaving. Good way to wake up...

reminds me of my first music festival experience where the smoke of all kinds was thick and low to the festival grounds, and by the time you got home you realized you could breathe again. Experiencing air is almost euphoric in those moments.

I had to invoke some self restraint...

I'll take half the stock because I know people will want some too. haha

I say this because you will have that senior associate that really knows what they are doing and you find that you can't really imagine a circumstance where someone of their caliber could easily replace their position.

bully to dumb to choose the double-wide locker

I like poncho. Making one too

I just am...