Cakevans 🦫
@cakevans.bsky.social
ADHD designer. Serious opinions about cereal. Toronto/Melbourne 🌈
I got the honour of telling my boys that their exams were canceled today. Oh, such lethargic joy.
January 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I got the honour of telling my boys that their exams were canceled today. Oh, such lethargic joy.
@ericsipple.com just found Sergeant Knickerless Ass-wipe for my collection 🤭😍
December 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
@ericsipple.com just found Sergeant Knickerless Ass-wipe for my collection 🤭😍
Got asked if I had a senior's card at the pharmacy, so fuck it.
December 8, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Got asked if I had a senior's card at the pharmacy, so fuck it.
My son just said he needed to "Dwayne his Johnson," and I might never fully recover.
December 29, 2023 at 12:04 AM
My son just said he needed to "Dwayne his Johnson," and I might never fully recover.
9yo daughter: "Ugh. It's not easy explaining this to someone born in the nineteen hundreds."
Me:
Me:
August 23, 2023 at 8:12 PM
9yo daughter: "Ugh. It's not easy explaining this to someone born in the nineteen hundreds."
Me:
Me:
Soooooon...ish! Can't wait, but also not gonna go opening weekend, because people.
July 1, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Soooooon...ish! Can't wait, but also not gonna go opening weekend, because people.
Me: Our unfinished basement currently looks like a murder zone with all the electrical hanging down & power tools everywhere.
*tradesman cuts himself & now there's blood spatter everywhere*
Ok, so NOW it looks like a murder zone.
*tradesman cuts himself & now there's blood spatter everywhere*
Ok, so NOW it looks like a murder zone.
June 22, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Me: Our unfinished basement currently looks like a murder zone with all the electrical hanging down & power tools everywhere.
*tradesman cuts himself & now there's blood spatter everywhere*
Ok, so NOW it looks like a murder zone.
*tradesman cuts himself & now there's blood spatter everywhere*
Ok, so NOW it looks like a murder zone.
Google just sent me a travel report for May. Thanks? LOLz.
June 10, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Google just sent me a travel report for May. Thanks? LOLz.
Good evening, Findlers Street. ❤️🌈
June 6, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Good evening, Findlers Street. ❤️🌈
Paid my respects to Warney.
June 2, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Paid my respects to Warney.
This cockatoo gives zero fucks about us. Mmm, chips!
May 26, 2023 at 10:01 PM
This cockatoo gives zero fucks about us. Mmm, chips!
Good morning from Torquay 😎
May 25, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Good morning from Torquay 😎
Yoink! Stole this so hard.
May 23, 2023 at 6:45 AM
Yoink! Stole this so hard.
Uh oh. Mom, where you goin? What's happening?
May 19, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Uh oh. Mom, where you goin? What's happening?
THE FUTURE IS NOW. 😍
May 17, 2023 at 12:54 AM
THE FUTURE IS NOW. 😍
CORN NUTS.
B-Q or PLAIN?
BEEEE-QQQQQ. ❤️💚💛💙
B-Q or PLAIN?
BEEEE-QQQQQ. ❤️💚💛💙
May 16, 2023 at 1:27 AM
CORN NUTS.
B-Q or PLAIN?
BEEEE-QQQQQ. ❤️💚💛💙
B-Q or PLAIN?
BEEEE-QQQQQ. ❤️💚💛💙
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I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance
May 16, 2023 at 12:37 AM
I fail to see how his relationship status is of any relevance
Attempted to go out for a NICE Mother's Day dinner...2 tantrums, 1 vomit, and 1 bloody nose later, it's finally over. Thank fuck.
May 14, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Attempted to go out for a NICE Mother's Day dinner...2 tantrums, 1 vomit, and 1 bloody nose later, it's finally over. Thank fuck.
#Friendship Everyone offering me a couple of their assortment of meds for my 15hr flight. 😍😘
May 14, 2023 at 5:33 PM
#Friendship Everyone offering me a couple of their assortment of meds for my 15hr flight. 😍😘
Frenchie lovin' time!
May 14, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Frenchie lovin' time!