Calamity Beauregard
@calamitybeau.bsky.social
she/her ✨ 28, girl-adjacent clown, Land Before Time sequel spiritualist, Joker cinema scholar
Live Love! 🩷🧡💛🩵💜
Live Love! 🩷🧡💛🩵💜
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Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
My coworker’s banned me from using the word “swag” so we were just looking up synonyms for swag to find a replacement, forgetting that swag predominantly refers to like goody bags and party favors.
So now I have to refer to someone having tgirl/tboy swag as them having tgirl/tboy booty
So now I have to refer to someone having tgirl/tboy swag as them having tgirl/tboy booty
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
My coworker’s banned me from using the word “swag” so we were just looking up synonyms for swag to find a replacement, forgetting that swag predominantly refers to like goody bags and party favors.
So now I have to refer to someone having tgirl/tboy swag as them having tgirl/tboy booty
So now I have to refer to someone having tgirl/tboy swag as them having tgirl/tboy booty
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merry christmas from traps castration movie �
more to come in 2026
vimeo.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Looking at my youtube recap was a mistake, there’s being read for filth and then there’s this
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Looking at my youtube recap was a mistake, there’s being read for filth and then there’s this
My featured guest vocalist debut, teen Cali would freak if she heard this 🥺
New Emma Chantiri single + b-side streaming everywhere now go listen to them!!! Really sweet little pop tunes, super proud to be part of one of her songs, tysm for the opportunity sweet girl <333
New Emma Chantiri single + b-side streaming everywhere now go listen to them!!! Really sweet little pop tunes, super proud to be part of one of her songs, tysm for the opportunity sweet girl <333
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My featured guest vocalist debut, teen Cali would freak if she heard this 🥺
New Emma Chantiri single + b-side streaming everywhere now go listen to them!!! Really sweet little pop tunes, super proud to be part of one of her songs, tysm for the opportunity sweet girl <333
New Emma Chantiri single + b-side streaming everywhere now go listen to them!!! Really sweet little pop tunes, super proud to be part of one of her songs, tysm for the opportunity sweet girl <333
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im going to be in-between jobs during the last week of november, and i likely won't get a paycheck from my new job until early-to-mid december. that missing income is going to hit hard, so any support would be greatly appreciated 💙
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
im going to be in-between jobs during the last week of november, and i likely won't get a paycheck from my new job until early-to-mid december. that missing income is going to hit hard, so any support would be greatly appreciated 💙
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Channel Awesome Year 3.33 vod is up on my channel! If you’d prefer to watch the trilogy with our additions WITHOUT our commentary the full movie should be uploaded to hazels 2nd channel in the next day or 2. thank youuuuuu
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Channel Awesome Year 3.33 vod is up on my channel! If you’d prefer to watch the trilogy with our additions WITHOUT our commentary the full movie should be uploaded to hazels 2nd channel in the next day or 2. thank youuuuuu
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Mae and Hazel invade the Channel Awesome Movies will re-debut on my birthday, November 7th, with new scenes and a cut-down edit of Suburban Knights.
Channel Awesome Year 3.33
mae.rip / maedotmkv on twitch
10am PT / 1PM ET / Friday, 11/7/25.
Channel Awesome Year 3.33
mae.rip / maedotmkv on twitch
10am PT / 1PM ET / Friday, 11/7/25.
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Mae and Hazel invade the Channel Awesome Movies will re-debut on my birthday, November 7th, with new scenes and a cut-down edit of Suburban Knights.
Channel Awesome Year 3.33
mae.rip / maedotmkv on twitch
10am PT / 1PM ET / Friday, 11/7/25.
Channel Awesome Year 3.33
mae.rip / maedotmkv on twitch
10am PT / 1PM ET / Friday, 11/7/25.
I’m The Joker Baby!
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m The Joker Baby!
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
I like it!
A ★★★★★ review of mae and hazel invade the channel awesome movies (2025)
“I have plans.” As someone who grew up as an obnoxious Nostalgia Critic stan and has since grown up into a much more respectable but still obnoxious Linkara stan, I feel a strange attachment to these ...
boxd.it
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I like it!
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Maybe be nice to people idk
September 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Maybe be nice to people idk
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I think the real reason why conservatives seem to get up in arms and only care about systemic violence when it's one of their own is that they're reckoning with the fact that what they say and do has very real consequences
September 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I think the real reason why conservatives seem to get up in arms and only care about systemic violence when it's one of their own is that they're reckoning with the fact that what they say and do has very real consequences
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before
Girls like us are rotten to the core
Girls like us are rotten to the core
A ★★★★★ review of Castration Movie Anthology i. The Fear of Having No One to Hold at the End of the World (2024)
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boxd.it
September 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before
Girls like us are rotten to the core
Girls like us are rotten to the core
Reuploaded the Blu-Ray collection vlog to correct a recurring audio error but had to compromise with a 720p upload 🤷♀️ oh well!
Have at it gang <3
Have at it gang <3
Cali's Blu-Ray Collection Update 2025
YouTube video by Calamity Beauregard
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August 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reuploaded the Blu-Ray collection vlog to correct a recurring audio error but had to compromise with a 720p upload 🤷♀️ oh well!
Have at it gang <3
Have at it gang <3
POV: you’re a big cgi monster in a James Gunn film and your only weakness is being poked in the eye
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
POV: you’re a big cgi monster in a James Gunn film and your only weakness is being poked in the eye
Radically sweet lo-fi acoustic tribute to girl friendships and empathy, album of the year I’m so serious this is what the world needs rn dhdhf
💖💖💖
💖💖💖
July 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Radically sweet lo-fi acoustic tribute to girl friendships and empathy, album of the year I’m so serious this is what the world needs rn dhdhf
💖💖💖
💖💖💖
What if I’m entering my ‘dyed hair covering one of my eyes like an edgy antihero in a kids show’ era what then
June 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
What if I’m entering my ‘dyed hair covering one of my eyes like an edgy antihero in a kids show’ era what then
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I’m a wedge issue and my name is Anakin
May 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I’m a wedge issue and my name is Anakin
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Fucking reallllll
May 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fucking reallllll
Florida is a nightmare but occasionally a beautiful one
May 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Florida is a nightmare but occasionally a beautiful one
They’re playing Minecraft music in the cinema lobby that’s so cute 🥺
April 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They’re playing Minecraft music in the cinema lobby that’s so cute 🥺
So it turns out the Invincible season 3 finale syncs up with Dark Side of the Moon. Spoilers:
March 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So it turns out the Invincible season 3 finale syncs up with Dark Side of the Moon. Spoilers: