Ca-Lamia Jade
@calamityjade.bsky.social
Jade P. Miscuous - Still trying to become a sex educator, but taking a bit of a break.
Transfem, ND, She/They and sometimes feeling way too old for things.
Transfem, ND, She/They and sometimes feeling way too old for things.
This is how I found out this happened and it's the most joy I've felt all week. Thank you!
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is how I found out this happened and it's the most joy I've felt all week. Thank you!
Awww! 🥰
Legit tho, im weak to infodumping
Legit tho, im weak to infodumping
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Awww! 🥰
Legit tho, im weak to infodumping
Legit tho, im weak to infodumping
Hells, just enjoy things and enjoy talking about those things with people. Works on me all the time
December 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hells, just enjoy things and enjoy talking about those things with people. Works on me all the time
I like that it's an emotion you don't usually see someone cursed with
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I like that it's an emotion you don't usually see someone cursed with
Same! You bring the ordinance, ill bring the platform and we'll both get the tastiest spread of bread, cheese, meat, and veg alive!
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Same! You bring the ordinance, ill bring the platform and we'll both get the tastiest spread of bread, cheese, meat, and veg alive!
Oohh! That all sounds amazing. We sound find a deli that does Bahn-mi sandwiches and maybe some Baklava to go with it
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Oohh! That all sounds amazing. We sound find a deli that does Bahn-mi sandwiches and maybe some Baklava to go with it
Thats some "planets align" level shit
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Thats some "planets align" level shit
Insert an image of Amethyst from Steven Universe saying " I fucking live here!"
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Insert an image of Amethyst from Steven Universe saying " I fucking live here!"
I still can't believe i made it through ARR tbch
December 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I still can't believe i made it through ARR tbch
Really kinda miss irc. If they could have that, but with the ability to have full pictures rather than just links I think it'd do gangbusters.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Really kinda miss irc. If they could have that, but with the ability to have full pictures rather than just links I think it'd do gangbusters.
Like ... I'll gry, but im gonna let you know i have NO idea what im doing
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Like ... I'll gry, but im gonna let you know i have NO idea what im doing
"Oh hello there!"
December 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Oh hello there!"
I mean.... Laser etched neo-vag would be metal as fuck, but i meant facial.
Not that i wouldn't take both
Not that i wouldn't take both
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I mean.... Laser etched neo-vag would be metal as fuck, but i meant facial.
Not that i wouldn't take both
Not that i wouldn't take both
As soon as I laser this shit off, it's over for all y'all
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As soon as I laser this shit off, it's over for all y'all
That is, in fact, both brave and cool. Best of luck
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That is, in fact, both brave and cool. Best of luck
I'm in this picture and i dont like it lol
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm in this picture and i dont like it lol
Love Jesse. Not too hyped to play her brother
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Love Jesse. Not too hyped to play her brother
Absolutely Love the last panel. Has a real "Call an ambulance.... But not for me" vibe
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Absolutely Love the last panel. Has a real "Call an ambulance.... But not for me" vibe
Love the dynamic. It's the best funny/sexy combo
December 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Love the dynamic. It's the best funny/sexy combo
Gotta hate some of the shells those things have. Tasty as hell, but a lot of work even after
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gotta hate some of the shells those things have. Tasty as hell, but a lot of work even after