Emet-Selch
@calamitymaker.bsky.social
You will call me Emet-Selch and no less.
[IC blog for the legendary Emet-Selch! I *only* follow PC characters that interact with me, but any and all interactions are welcome! I will follow back after our first interaction that is beyond a like!]
[IC blog for the legendary Emet-Selch! I *only* follow PC characters that interact with me, but any and all interactions are welcome! I will follow back after our first interaction that is beyond a like!]
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Emet-Selch
@calamitymaker.bsky.social
· Dec 23
[OOC
🦤Mun 18+, muse is oooooold.
🦤All kinds of RP welcome
🦤WoLs, NPCS, OCS, Verse, etc all welcome!
🦤Will do any ship! Dm me.
🦤No specific era, I will read the room as needed. Spoilers ahead though!
🦤Can and will do Hades as well, and ancient times stuff!
🦤 NSFW? Wholly and unapoligetically!]
🦤Mun 18+, muse is oooooold.
🦤All kinds of RP welcome
🦤WoLs, NPCS, OCS, Verse, etc all welcome!
🦤Will do any ship! Dm me.
🦤No specific era, I will read the room as needed. Spoilers ahead though!
🦤Can and will do Hades as well, and ancient times stuff!
🦤 NSFW? Wholly and unapoligetically!]
[It frustrates me that I always forget abt bsky bc I LOVE rp w everyone's wols, and I write emet incredibly consistently on discord... my ass just totally forgets bsky exists.]
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
[It frustrates me that I always forget abt bsky bc I LOVE rp w everyone's wols, and I write emet incredibly consistently on discord... my ass just totally forgets bsky exists.]
Reading the books written on the rise of Garlemald, and no one seems to recall *why* I never moved on Radz-at-Han.
It was *not* because I fear dragons. Dragons are not frightening. Nothing frightens me, I am far too intelligent for simple concepts like 'fear'.
It was *not* because I fear dragons. Dragons are not frightening. Nothing frightens me, I am far too intelligent for simple concepts like 'fear'.
September 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Reading the books written on the rise of Garlemald, and no one seems to recall *why* I never moved on Radz-at-Han.
It was *not* because I fear dragons. Dragons are not frightening. Nothing frightens me, I am far too intelligent for simple concepts like 'fear'.
It was *not* because I fear dragons. Dragons are not frightening. Nothing frightens me, I am far too intelligent for simple concepts like 'fear'.
August 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If anyone's desires my attention this week, kindly find something *else* to occupy your time. I will be sipping coconut drinks and watching people fall off a tower.
August 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If anyone's desires my attention this week, kindly find something *else* to occupy your time. I will be sipping coconut drinks and watching people fall off a tower.
[I forgot abt bluesky again oops lol]
August 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
[I forgot abt bluesky again oops lol]
Perhaps it is best to remain a villain in some people's stories.
July 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Perhaps it is best to remain a villain in some people's stories.
[My posts are so sporadic bc I keep flat out forgetting abt bsky lol]
July 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
[My posts are so sporadic bc I keep flat out forgetting abt bsky lol]
A fair enough assertation of me, though am I mostly sleeping? Or, am I out furthering my agenda?
One may wonder til the end of time.
One may wonder til the end of time.
July 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A fair enough assertation of me, though am I mostly sleeping? Or, am I out furthering my agenda?
One may wonder til the end of time.
One may wonder til the end of time.
Sometimes, all you need to carry on is a three month vacation from literally everything and everyone currently in existence.
And even still, my sleep was fitful.
And even still, my sleep was fitful.
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sometimes, all you need to carry on is a three month vacation from literally everything and everyone currently in existence.
And even still, my sleep was fitful.
And even still, my sleep was fitful.
[dusts off this account...]
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[dusts off this account...]
[Sorry yall. I dont want to have to do this. I know I've been on one hiatus after another, and it's bc I keep losing family members. I've lost 3 in 2 months and today we have to put down the cat we've had for like 14 years. I just don't have the energy to devote to emet rn. I really want to but+
May 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
[Sorry yall. I dont want to have to do this. I know I've been on one hiatus after another, and it's bc I keep losing family members. I've lost 3 in 2 months and today we have to put down the cat we've had for like 14 years. I just don't have the energy to devote to emet rn. I really want to but+
[My ass fucking forgot what day it was... Well. Monday can be sinday too I fucking guess 😂]
May 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[My ass fucking forgot what day it was... Well. Monday can be sinday too I fucking guess 😂]
I overindulged in gummy snakes this morning. I hadn't realized I was eating them at all, I was entirely distracted by videos of this green, hypnotic, dancing Viera.
April 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I overindulged in gummy snakes this morning. I hadn't realized I was eating them at all, I was entirely distracted by videos of this green, hypnotic, dancing Viera.
@kintsugiscars.bsky.social My love. Might I *borrow* you a moment?
April 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@kintsugiscars.bsky.social My love. Might I *borrow* you a moment?
[He yawns and streches]
Sometimes all you need is to sleep for... [checks calender] Two weeks. So? What have I missed?
Sometimes all you need is to sleep for... [checks calender] Two weeks. So? What have I missed?
April 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[He yawns and streches]
Sometimes all you need is to sleep for... [checks calender] Two weeks. So? What have I missed?
Sometimes all you need is to sleep for... [checks calender] Two weeks. So? What have I missed?
In the name of-- What the *hells* is playing through my speaker?!
NOW RECORDING.
LITTLE. [WET NOISES] BLONDE [DISTORTED GRUNTED] HINaaannnnNNN
MMMMmmmmAAAA@@@@!!!nnnnn!!!!! [SLOPPY VOPPY NOISES]
NOW PLAYING RECORDING ON ALL DEVICES LOOPED [SHORT CIRCUITS]
TIMES 2 SPEED
LITTLE. [WET NOISES] BLONDE [DISTORTED GRUNTED] HINaaannnnNNN
MMMMmmmmAAAA@@@@!!!nnnnn!!!!! [SLOPPY VOPPY NOISES]
NOW PLAYING RECORDING ON ALL DEVICES LOOPED [SHORT CIRCUITS]
TIMES 2 SPEED
March 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
In the name of-- What the *hells* is playing through my speaker?!
Why in all the seven Hells is my tomestone going off so mu-- *Stars a-fucking-bove*, Hythlodaeus!
MY APOLOGIES, SENDING TO @thatonehythguy.bsky.social AND @calamitymaker.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Why in all the seven Hells is my tomestone going off so mu-- *Stars a-fucking-bove*, Hythlodaeus!
@fourchenault.etheirys.social
Tell me, why is it that your name is *Four*chenault when you are *clearly* a *Ten*chenault?
Tell me, why is it that your name is *Four*chenault when you are *clearly* a *Ten*chenault?
March 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@fourchenault.etheirys.social
Tell me, why is it that your name is *Four*chenault when you are *clearly* a *Ten*chenault?
Tell me, why is it that your name is *Four*chenault when you are *clearly* a *Ten*chenault?
I *do* miss people, sometimes, you know. Even people I could very much see in the blink of an eye. The issue lies in them- And the fact *they*, like as not, do not miss *me*.
March 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I *do* miss people, sometimes, you know. Even people I could very much see in the blink of an eye. The issue lies in them- And the fact *they*, like as not, do not miss *me*.
@colderintheheavens.bsky.social
Forgive me, child, but I must ask this. Where did Varis learn to *curse* so intensly? He claims that he learned it from your interactions with your brother.
Forgive me, child, but I must ask this. Where did Varis learn to *curse* so intensly? He claims that he learned it from your interactions with your brother.
March 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
@colderintheheavens.bsky.social
Forgive me, child, but I must ask this. Where did Varis learn to *curse* so intensly? He claims that he learned it from your interactions with your brother.
Forgive me, child, but I must ask this. Where did Varis learn to *curse* so intensly? He claims that he learned it from your interactions with your brother.
@garleanemperor.bsky.social @titusyaegalvus.bsky.social
Boys. Be*have*, would you? You do realize the light you are painting our family in when you bicker and name-call mindlessly?
Boys. Be*have*, would you? You do realize the light you are painting our family in when you bicker and name-call mindlessly?
March 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
@garleanemperor.bsky.social @titusyaegalvus.bsky.social
Boys. Be*have*, would you? You do realize the light you are painting our family in when you bicker and name-call mindlessly?
Boys. Be*have*, would you? You do realize the light you are painting our family in when you bicker and name-call mindlessly?
I am battling no small amount of anguish at the current moment... But within that is true relief that my daughter has yet to see me for the man my other children have.
I will do right by her. I need to do right by *someone.*
I will do right by her. I need to do right by *someone.*
March 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am battling no small amount of anguish at the current moment... But within that is true relief that my daughter has yet to see me for the man my other children have.
I will do right by her. I need to do right by *someone.*
I will do right by her. I need to do right by *someone.*
I happened to walk by Varis' room this morning. It smells *awful*. I can smell it through the door.
I had thought myself long done with "teenage boy" smell.
I had thought myself long done with "teenage boy" smell.
March 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I happened to walk by Varis' room this morning. It smells *awful*. I can smell it through the door.
I had thought myself long done with "teenage boy" smell.
I had thought myself long done with "teenage boy" smell.
March 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM