Emet-Selch
@calamitymaker.bsky.social
You will call me Emet-Selch and no less.
[IC blog for the legendary Emet-Selch! I *only* follow PC characters that interact with me, but any and all interactions are welcome! I will follow back after our first interaction that is beyond a like!]
[IC blog for the legendary Emet-Selch! I *only* follow PC characters that interact with me, but any and all interactions are welcome! I will follow back after our first interaction that is beyond a like!]
Well, it looks positively *lovely* on you. Never has anyone worn such a striking shade of red across their face and ears.
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Well, it looks positively *lovely* on you. Never has anyone worn such a striking shade of red across their face and ears.
[He feigns complete interest as if he is judging a competition show and needs to drink in every detail.]
September 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
[He feigns complete interest as if he is judging a competition show and needs to drink in every detail.]
The land was ugly and I didn't want it.
Unlike you. You look radiant today. Have you been taking better care of your skin lately?
Unlike you. You look radiant today. Have you been taking better care of your skin lately?
September 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The land was ugly and I didn't want it.
Unlike you. You look radiant today. Have you been taking better care of your skin lately?
Unlike you. You look radiant today. Have you been taking better care of your skin lately?
As if I am fragile? Please.
September 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
As if I am fragile? Please.
[He mumbles something under his breath]
And? How shall I devote myself to you today? Through my words alone? My hands? [He places his hands squarely on Lex's hips] My mouth sans the pretty words I reserve for you alone? [He places a few gentle kisses along Lex's neck]
And? How shall I devote myself to you today? Through my words alone? My hands? [He places his hands squarely on Lex's hips] My mouth sans the pretty words I reserve for you alone? [He places a few gentle kisses along Lex's neck]
September 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
[He mumbles something under his breath]
And? How shall I devote myself to you today? Through my words alone? My hands? [He places his hands squarely on Lex's hips] My mouth sans the pretty words I reserve for you alone? [He places a few gentle kisses along Lex's neck]
And? How shall I devote myself to you today? Through my words alone? My hands? [He places his hands squarely on Lex's hips] My mouth sans the pretty words I reserve for you alone? [He places a few gentle kisses along Lex's neck]
Perhaps I will make a point to compliment you more often if it paints your face this *lovely* shade of red.
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Perhaps I will make a point to compliment you more often if it paints your face this *lovely* shade of red.
Similar in that I do not fear dragons, I am not soft.
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Similar in that I do not fear dragons, I am not soft.
He does *not*. You made that up in an attempt to *ruffle* me. Well. It hasn't worked, because I do not fear dragons. So. Try something else to get a rise out of me.
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
He does *not*. You made that up in an attempt to *ruffle* me. Well. It hasn't worked, because I do not fear dragons. So. Try something else to get a rise out of me.
Many are curious about many things that I did or did not do. We could speak for as many eons as I had to practice my flattery and still only cover a quarter of it all.
Instead, I'd like to devote that attention to *you*. It is a lovely evening, shall we dance?
Instead, I'd like to devote that attention to *you*. It is a lovely evening, shall we dance?
September 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Many are curious about many things that I did or did not do. We could speak for as many eons as I had to practice my flattery and still only cover a quarter of it all.
Instead, I'd like to devote that attention to *you*. It is a lovely evening, shall we dance?
Instead, I'd like to devote that attention to *you*. It is a lovely evening, shall we dance?
I do not fear the Warrior of Light, either.
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I do not fear the Warrior of Light, either.
Who enjoys such heat? That theory makes more sense than the silly notion that I fear dragons.
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Who enjoys such heat? That theory makes more sense than the silly notion that I fear dragons.
Dragons are not cool.
You are always so radiant, but tonight, there is a special glow about your skin. It is incredibly striking.
You are always so radiant, but tonight, there is a special glow about your skin. It is incredibly striking.
September 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Dragons are not cool.
You are always so radiant, but tonight, there is a special glow about your skin. It is incredibly striking.
You are always so radiant, but tonight, there is a special glow about your skin. It is incredibly striking.
[POKE ME! absolutely feel free to remind me to come to bsky! I sincerely don't mind being reminded to respond, I have some pretty severe memory issues is the only reason I ever ghost!]
September 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
[POKE ME! absolutely feel free to remind me to come to bsky! I sincerely don't mind being reminded to respond, I have some pretty severe memory issues is the only reason I ever ghost!]
Of course. The stars in the sky weep because they will never sparkle like you.
September 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Of course. The stars in the sky weep because they will never sparkle like you.
I do not fear dragons.
Is that a new hairstyle? It suits your face quite nicely. You look lovely.
Is that a new hairstyle? It suits your face quite nicely. You look lovely.
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I do not fear dragons.
Is that a new hairstyle? It suits your face quite nicely. You look lovely.
Is that a new hairstyle? It suits your face quite nicely. You look lovely.
One may reasonably assume that. It certainly makes more sense than me *fearing* dragons.
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
One may reasonably assume that. It certainly makes more sense than me *fearing* dragons.
You may ask what you like, but were I you, I'd not expect a response to every little thing that might wander through your mind.
Re-read my post. It says *quite plainly* that I do *not* fear dragons. You are far too pretty to be stuck on such notions.
Re-read my post. It says *quite plainly* that I do *not* fear dragons. You are far too pretty to be stuck on such notions.
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You may ask what you like, but were I you, I'd not expect a response to every little thing that might wander through your mind.
Re-read my post. It says *quite plainly* that I do *not* fear dragons. You are far too pretty to be stuck on such notions.
Re-read my post. It says *quite plainly* that I do *not* fear dragons. You are far too pretty to be stuck on such notions.
It was not. The world was at my fingertips and my troops went where I commanded, and thanked me for the privilege to serve.
September 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It was not. The world was at my fingertips and my troops went where I commanded, and thanked me for the privilege to serve.
[I miss everyone too! I keep trying to keep bsky in my brain but it never seems to work...]
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
[I miss everyone too! I keep trying to keep bsky in my brain but it never seems to work...]
[ty! I had to have my arm twisted to bring him to bsky bc I thought people would hate the way I write him!]
September 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
[ty! I had to have my arm twisted to bring him to bsky bc I thought people would hate the way I write him!]
Well, there has been some *speculation* on the subject. I am merely setting the record straight.
September 19, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Well, there has been some *speculation* on the subject. I am merely setting the record straight.
I do not fear dragons.
September 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I do not fear dragons.