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When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Being asked when you want to do shots means something different when you’re old. #aginggracelessly
May 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
April 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today is the day! Starting season TWENTY as Calamity Wren! Can’t believe this is my life! If you want to support my epic season, purchase a shirt. To listen today, visit the Sacramento Roller Derby twitch stream. #CalamityWren #DownAndDerby #RollerDerby #RollerDerbyAnnouncer #SacramentoRollerDerby
Calamity Wren  | Bonfire
Raising funds to support my derby adventures . I’m passionate about announcing for roller derby leagues. I’m also living in the US and budgeting! This is my first design...
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January 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s happening! My 2025 season is kicking off this Saturday ! I have been jealously watching all my friends return to the track!
January 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hi! I did it. My first shirt design is live. If you wanna hear me on mic this year and you like the look of the shirt, help a passionate woman follow her dreams:

bonfire.com/calamity-wren160
Calamity Wren  | Bonfire
Raising funds to support my derby adventures . I’m passionate about announcing for roller derby leagues. I’m also living in the US and budgeting! This is my first design...
bonfire.com
January 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM