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californiahorst.bsky.social
KRAMPUS’S LITTLE HELPER
@californiahorst.bsky.social
Champion in the epic war against squirrels

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Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat
Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes
They were these kind of paperweights, weren’t they
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
art imitating life
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
is it turned on? try unplugging it and plugging it back in
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Tacos!
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yeah, me too
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Our oldest cat Merlin was brought into the house as a stray kitten. Of course we overindulged him with cat toys and each night there was a twenty minute ritual where he would drag every one of his toys onto the bed with us. He never had anything of his own and was afraid of getting it swiped I guess
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
[Tanya Lasagna enters the room]
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This is why everybody needs a hacker friend
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Jake and the Fatman and Little Boy
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
You got lucky. That’s an expensive option on most fridges
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is why everybody needs a dash cam
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The red light foretells the imminent arrival of Zuul
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM