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Charm
@callhimcharm.bsky.social
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I don’t know, but it’s your problem now…
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F̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ Daddy Christmas says, “Ho, Ho, Hoe”
Charm, a white, stocky, bearded man with brown heart wears a black and red Buffalo plaid short sleeve jumpsuit with white fur trim, a matching Santa hat and aviator style sunglasses.
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Well… I lost the costume contest to three girls in animal ears… 🙃
October 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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🫠
a woman is crying and saying `` i just have a lot of feelings '' .
Alt: Gif from the original Mean Girls movie. a female high school student in a red collared shirt with shoulder length strawberry blonde hair is crying and saying ``I just have a lot of feelings '' .
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October 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Non-neurodivergent folks, what is it like getting home from a social situation and *not* overthinking your interactions from the entire night?
October 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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There is some small-town drama about a pair of eggplant and peach sculptures in a the historic city down the road from where I grew up. Sharing in case anyone was wondering how I feel about the whole thing…
A series of 6 selfies of Charm, standing in front of a pop art style sculpture of a purple eggplant. The sculpture is estimated to be about three feet tall, and is on a rectangular base.
September 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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You’re going to think it’s cringe. You’re going to hyperfocus on all the things you’d do differently. You’re going to compare yourself to everybody else. But, everybody started as a newbie and you only learn from doing. And you had to balls to get up and do it. So tits up, smile, and knock ‘em dead.
June 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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a cartoon by Will Santino, of an exhausted person with their head in their hands being pelted with lemons from a lemon-pelting machine. On the right are all the many containers of lemonade they've already made, but on the left are countless more lemons.
March 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I did two scary things today so I think I deserve a treat.
May 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Today was a good day. ♥️
March 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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God, I love gay bars. My Vodka Red Bull is fucking almost clear.
A tall glass of liquid with ice. The Red Bull has pooled to the bottom and the vodka is floating on top, giving the appearance of a clear drink.
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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The drinks are starting to taste like, “I should text my ex” 🫠
November 30, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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🎶 It's cuffing season 🎶
A screen grab of the SNL “Big Boys” Sketch. Punkie Johnson, a black woman with braids and wearing a white sweater and white rhinestoned beanie, holds and outstretched tape measure. She is measuring the width of the back of a stocky white man with short brown hair and a beard, who is shearing a green plaid flannel shirt.
November 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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New Scruff Bio:
Label of Halloween drink bag designed to look like an IV bag of blood.
October 27, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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I listen to “Bad Reputation” by Joan Jett *a lot* for someone who cares quite a lot about what other people think of them…
October 26, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Connections
Puzzle #500
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Okay, this one was cute.
October 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Strands #233
“Cool color!”
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🔵🔵🟡

No cerulean? Seems like a missed opportunity…
October 23, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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Maybe I had fun with today’s Spelling Bee… For the record, two of them got me points 😘
Screenshot of the NYT Puzzle Game ‘Spelling Bee’ The playable letters are R C K A D B and the center letter is O. The word “boob” has been typed to be submitted as a guess. Screenshot of the NYT Puzzle Game ‘Spelling Bee’ The playable letters are R C K A D B and the center letter is O. The word “cock” has been typed to be submitted as a guess. Screenshot of the NYT Puzzle Game ‘Spelling Bee’ The playable letters are R C K A D B and the center letter is O. The word “Babadook” has been typed to be submitted as a guess.
September 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Good mental health and body confidence day, so you get to enjoy a treat
Charm, a stocky white man, lifts up his shirt to reveal a peak of a slightly hairy tummy. He is wearing a white shirt with a multicolor floral print and blue jeans with a black belt.
July 12, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Oof. We’re drunk and having ✨feelings✨
July 6, 2024 at 6:20 AM
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The TikTok version!? You’re shitting me!
March 2, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Yeah, JetBlue’s not escaping those ‘Jimbo knockoff’ comparisons anytime soon
January 27, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Does anybody even know the words?

Happy New Year!!
January 1, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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I forgot about The Gay Bar Pour™️😵
December 10, 2023 at 3:12 AM
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Screengrab of Simpsons Episode. The advertisement for Lionel Hutz Esq. has been replaced with text reading “No Nut November” Screengrab of Simpsons Episode. The advertisement for Lionel Hutz Esq. has been replaced with text reading “No, Nut November!”
November 2, 2023 at 1:20 AM