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Charm
@callhimcharm.bsky.social
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I don’t know, but it’s your problem now…
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Marge Simpson, wearing a pink suit. Text reads “All Right, I will buy it. It will be good for the economy.”
January 30, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Oh god, why is everyone circling back!?
A white cat with a sad face and tears in its eyes, with an open laptop in the background
January 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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F̶a̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ Daddy Christmas says, “Ho, Ho, Hoe”
Charm, a white, stocky, bearded man with brown heart wears a black and red Buffalo plaid short sleeve jumpsuit with white fur trim, a matching Santa hat and aviator style sunglasses.
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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There is some small-town drama about a pair of eggplant and peach sculptures in a the historic city down the road from where I grew up. Sharing in case anyone was wondering how I feel about the whole thing…
A series of 6 selfies of Charm, standing in front of a pop art style sculpture of a purple eggplant. The sculpture is estimated to be about three feet tall, and is on a rectangular base.
September 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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God, I love gay bars. My Vodka Red Bull is fucking almost clear.
A tall glass of liquid with ice. The Red Bull has pooled to the bottom and the vodka is floating on top, giving the appearance of a clear drink.
January 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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A screen grab of Shania Twain from the “Don’t Impress Me Much” Music Video. She is a thin white woman with long, straight red hair. She is wearing a cheetah print outfit with a crop top exposing her abdomen, pants, and a coat. “That Does Impress Me Much” has been added as text to the graphic
December 5, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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The “Sea Minus” ship from the Jackbox Game, Joke Boat. The ship is white with a red bow and black and red smokestacks.
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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🎶 It's cuffing season 🎶
A screen grab of the SNL “Big Boys” Sketch. Punkie Johnson, a black woman with braids and wearing a white sweater and white rhinestoned beanie, holds and outstretched tape measure. She is measuring the width of the back of a stocky white man with short brown hair and a beard, who is shearing a green plaid flannel shirt.
November 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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New Scruff Bio:
Label of Halloween drink bag designed to look like an IV bag of blood.
October 27, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Maybe I had fun with today’s Spelling Bee… For the record, two of them got me points 😘
Screenshot of the NYT Puzzle Game ‘Spelling Bee’ The playable letters are R C K A D B and the center letter is O. The word “boob” has been typed to be submitted as a guess. Screenshot of the NYT Puzzle Game ‘Spelling Bee’ The playable letters are R C K A D B and the center letter is O. The word “cock” has been typed to be submitted as a guess. Screenshot of the NYT Puzzle Game ‘Spelling Bee’ The playable letters are R C K A D B and the center letter is O. The word “Babadook” has been typed to be submitted as a guess.
September 18, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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Good mental health and body confidence day, so you get to enjoy a treat
Charm, a stocky white man, lifts up his shirt to reveal a peak of a slightly hairy tummy. He is wearing a white shirt with a multicolor floral print and blue jeans with a black belt.
July 12, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Meme of Megami from RuPauls Drag Race holding up a white sign during her talent show performance. In pink text the sign reads “Protect Real Art”
February 20, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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Featuring me and a mason jar of wine
Charm raises a toast of a mason jar 1/3 full of sparking wine. A broadcast of the Times Square ball drop is in the background.
January 1, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Screengrab of Simpsons Episode. The advertisement for Lionel Hutz Esq. has been replaced with text reading “No Nut November” Screengrab of Simpsons Episode. The advertisement for Lionel Hutz Esq. has been replaced with text reading “No, Nut November!”
November 2, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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oh, the album. I though you were having a 90s TV resurgence…
Cover art for Nickelodeon GUTS video game. A child hearing a helmet, knee pads and gloves hangs from harness connected to a bungee cord while trying to dunk a mini basketball into a hoop
September 8, 2023 at 6:35 PM