Callie 🖤✨
@calliejcox.bsky.social
sapphic draglesque being 🪩 actor 🎭
i’m just happy to be here 🖤
i’m just happy to be here 🖤
I think it might be time for a degrassi rewatch
June 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I think it might be time for a degrassi rewatch
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"Sorry, my Mum said no"
May 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"Sorry, my Mum said no"
I am determined to turn myself back into an early morning workout person!!
May 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I am determined to turn myself back into an early morning workout person!!
dear iPhone autocorrect I never mean Duke I ALWAYS mean DYKE tysm in advance for ur cooperation
May 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
dear iPhone autocorrect I never mean Duke I ALWAYS mean DYKE tysm in advance for ur cooperation
yesterday I was wearing a bandana with the survivor logo on it and my boss paused mid-sentence to ask me “were you actually in survivor?” like absolutely not my dude but I am THRILLED to know you think I’m that cool!
May 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
yesterday I was wearing a bandana with the survivor logo on it and my boss paused mid-sentence to ask me “were you actually in survivor?” like absolutely not my dude but I am THRILLED to know you think I’m that cool!
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
I knew I’d gotten too high tonight when I confused yo-yo and yoga….
although in my defense they’re similar in multiple ways (start with Y and both ways I could easily hurt myself)
although in my defense they’re similar in multiple ways (start with Y and both ways I could easily hurt myself)
May 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I knew I’d gotten too high tonight when I confused yo-yo and yoga….
although in my defense they’re similar in multiple ways (start with Y and both ways I could easily hurt myself)
although in my defense they’re similar in multiple ways (start with Y and both ways I could easily hurt myself)
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good morning to bush lovers and landing strip enthusiasts only…. bald pussy purists 🫵🏼 back in the sack
May 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
good morning to bush lovers and landing strip enthusiasts only…. bald pussy purists 🫵🏼 back in the sack
how your email finds me
May 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
how your email finds me
“is it hot in here or is it just my blood pressure?” -my boss in the middle of our showroom, speaking to no one in particular
May 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“is it hot in here or is it just my blood pressure?” -my boss in the middle of our showroom, speaking to no one in particular
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Yelling at mom where is my lunch 😘🥰
April 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yelling at mom where is my lunch 😘🥰
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Never beating the wench allegations
April 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Never beating the wench allegations
need to be in a cute bikini by a pool STAT
April 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
need to be in a cute bikini by a pool STAT
in honor of lesbian visibility week I think the eye doctor should give me a discount on my next round of contacts
April 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
in honor of lesbian visibility week I think the eye doctor should give me a discount on my next round of contacts
friend’s mom to my friend: “men are horrible I feel bad for Callie bc she has to date them”
friend: “actually Callie doesn’t date men anymore”
friend’s mom: “oh…did she give up?”
anyway happy lesbian visibility week to Cathy McKelway specifically 😂
friend: “actually Callie doesn’t date men anymore”
friend’s mom: “oh…did she give up?”
anyway happy lesbian visibility week to Cathy McKelway specifically 😂
April 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
friend’s mom to my friend: “men are horrible I feel bad for Callie bc she has to date them”
friend: “actually Callie doesn’t date men anymore”
friend’s mom: “oh…did she give up?”
anyway happy lesbian visibility week to Cathy McKelway specifically 😂
friend: “actually Callie doesn’t date men anymore”
friend’s mom: “oh…did she give up?”
anyway happy lesbian visibility week to Cathy McKelway specifically 😂
“he is risen” sure if by “he” you mean the mice and by “risen” you mean suddenly back in our apartment after almost a full year mouse free 😅😭
April 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
“he is risen” sure if by “he” you mean the mice and by “risen” you mean suddenly back in our apartment after almost a full year mouse free 😅😭
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Omg I forgot about Hilary duff on gossip girl
April 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Omg I forgot about Hilary duff on gossip girl
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Employing the same methodology originally used for birthstones, I have derived this authoritative list:
Jan - Camembert
Feb - Feta
Mar - Cheddar
Apr - Monterey Jack
May - Cotija
Jun - Brie
Jul - Mozzarella
Aug - Provolone
Sep - Parmigiano-reggiano
Oct - Colby
Nov - Gouda
Dec - Ricotta
Jan - Camembert
Feb - Feta
Mar - Cheddar
Apr - Monterey Jack
May - Cotija
Jun - Brie
Jul - Mozzarella
Aug - Provolone
Sep - Parmigiano-reggiano
Oct - Colby
Nov - Gouda
Dec - Ricotta
in addition to birth stones each month should have a birth cheese
April 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Employing the same methodology originally used for birthstones, I have derived this authoritative list:
Jan - Camembert
Feb - Feta
Mar - Cheddar
Apr - Monterey Jack
May - Cotija
Jun - Brie
Jul - Mozzarella
Aug - Provolone
Sep - Parmigiano-reggiano
Oct - Colby
Nov - Gouda
Dec - Ricotta
Jan - Camembert
Feb - Feta
Mar - Cheddar
Apr - Monterey Jack
May - Cotija
Jun - Brie
Jul - Mozzarella
Aug - Provolone
Sep - Parmigiano-reggiano
Oct - Colby
Nov - Gouda
Dec - Ricotta
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I am so tired of having to download a fucking app for everything my god
March 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am so tired of having to download a fucking app for everything my god
I really spend so much of my life pointing to two objects and saying things like “you said these are both red, does this look like red to you?” only sometimes im talking to my two year old niece and sometimes im talking to 40 year old men trying desperately to color match shoes 😅
March 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I really spend so much of my life pointing to two objects and saying things like “you said these are both red, does this look like red to you?” only sometimes im talking to my two year old niece and sometimes im talking to 40 year old men trying desperately to color match shoes 😅
….A CARDBOARD BABY????? come on Trey!!!!!
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
….A CARDBOARD BABY????? come on Trey!!!!!
my bestie came to the show last night and told her almost 3 year old daughter she was coming to see me perform and her daughter apparently looked at her completely taken aback and went “…but I love aunt Callie!?” as if to be like and “you’re not bringing me WHY” lol I love that little sassy diva 🥹😂😭
March 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my bestie came to the show last night and told her almost 3 year old daughter she was coming to see me perform and her daughter apparently looked at her completely taken aback and went “…but I love aunt Callie!?” as if to be like and “you’re not bringing me WHY” lol I love that little sassy diva 🥹😂😭