Callie/Mace
@calliewitch.bsky.social
26, Genderfluid, Autistic, Furry, Non-Monogamous, and Pansexual
She/they/it preferred, but I use all pronouns.
I'm a working village witch, an ordained reverend, and aspiring sex therapist.
I'm authentically myself and will never be ashamed.
She/they/it preferred, but I use all pronouns.
I'm a working village witch, an ordained reverend, and aspiring sex therapist.
I'm authentically myself and will never be ashamed.
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Y'all are cheating on your furry husbands, and I refuse to tolerate that infidelity.
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Y'all are cheating on your furry husbands, and I refuse to tolerate that infidelity.
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“why does every show have a gay storyline now” because gays are better and more interesting, thanks
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“why does every show have a gay storyline now” because gays are better and more interesting, thanks
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sissying that walk is actually a spiritual practice
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
sissying that walk is actually a spiritual practice
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There's no better time to cancel your subscription to Disney+
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
There's no better time to cancel your subscription to Disney+
My friend @pipeargill.bsky.social and I handed out RAM and hard drives to prototens at #MFF this year.
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My friend @pipeargill.bsky.social and I handed out RAM and hard drives to prototens at #MFF this year.
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traumatize your parents back
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
traumatize your parents back
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yknow what i wanna see people take a crack at it >:3
December 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
yknow what i wanna see people take a crack at it >:3
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i have at least two questions
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i have at least two questions
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I might tease men for using 30 in 1 automotive degreaser / shampoo / body wash and their filthy bathrooms and male living spaces .......... but MAKE NO MISTAKE.... I *love* that for them and it also means the more a man lives like a rabid animal , the better his dick game is * GUARANTEED *
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I might tease men for using 30 in 1 automotive degreaser / shampoo / body wash and their filthy bathrooms and male living spaces .......... but MAKE NO MISTAKE.... I *love* that for them and it also means the more a man lives like a rabid animal , the better his dick game is * GUARANTEED *
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The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The release of the Epstein files is required by law to happen on December 19th.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
On December 18th, we will "officially" be at war with Venezuela.
Bank on it.
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It's Mari Lwyd season
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's Mari Lwyd season
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What kind of knife did you get your wife for Christmas or did you fuck up again maybe for the last time this time who can say
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What kind of knife did you get your wife for Christmas or did you fuck up again maybe for the last time this time who can say
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Is it just me, but isn’t our President a whopping piece of shit?
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Is it just me, but isn’t our President a whopping piece of shit?
I was literally telling my friend that there has never been an iteration of the Ghost of Christmas Present that I wouldn't spend the entire time flirting with.
Michael and i have been watching various Christmas carols movies while putting together a Godzilla puzzle
And im just saying i would love to get to know the 1984 ghost of Christmas present better. Bark.
And im just saying i would love to get to know the 1984 ghost of Christmas present better. Bark.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I was literally telling my friend that there has never been an iteration of the Ghost of Christmas Present that I wouldn't spend the entire time flirting with.
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🇨🇦 If you are a Canadian who still wants to travel to the US, you may want to put that thought aside.
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
🇨🇦 If you are a Canadian who still wants to travel to the US, you may want to put that thought aside.
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.
US Tourism is dead.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
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Spider furries be like
👀👀w👀👀
👀👀w👀👀
December 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Spider furries be like
👀👀w👀👀
👀👀w👀👀
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
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They will do *anything* but bring Natalie Portman back to Star Wars omfg
Disney is reportedly investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI, licensing over 200 of their iconic characters for ChatGPT & Sora.
(wsj.com/business/media…)
(wsj.com/business/media…)
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
They will do *anything* but bring Natalie Portman back to Star Wars omfg
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Legally a man should have to be pegged at least 1 time before he can share his opinions on the internet.
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Legally a man should have to be pegged at least 1 time before he can share his opinions on the internet.
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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This is still true, 100% scientifically proven and you should totally put it into practice as soon as possible 👀
If your character has an evil aura around them, they become way hotter, trust me bro
December 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is still true, 100% scientifically proven and you should totally put it into practice as soon as possible 👀
I definitely enjoyed my first MFF. I think I'm going to try to go every year.
I ended up with snuggling with a different puppy boy each night I was there. I do feel kinda bad about biting the last one so hard, but he liked it. Lol
I ended up with snuggling with a different puppy boy each night I was there. I do feel kinda bad about biting the last one so hard, but he liked it. Lol
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I definitely enjoyed my first MFF. I think I'm going to try to go every year.
I ended up with snuggling with a different puppy boy each night I was there. I do feel kinda bad about biting the last one so hard, but he liked it. Lol
I ended up with snuggling with a different puppy boy each night I was there. I do feel kinda bad about biting the last one so hard, but he liked it. Lol
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Again, if headlines like this happened under Biden there would be daily twitter meltdowns about how woke and pronouns got us here
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Again, if headlines like this happened under Biden there would be daily twitter meltdowns about how woke and pronouns got us here