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callmemax.bsky.social
Max 🚫👑🐸
@callmemax.bsky.social
Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, vintage books, and G.I. Joe. Battle-scarred survivor of the DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of beer, bourbon, and sticky buns.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just remember Cornell graduates have always been considered 🤡
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM