Aleks
@callofcthuwu99.bsky.social
Hermetic Philosopher, aspiring writer, SPED teacher.
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Aleks
@callofcthuwu99.bsky.social
· Jan 31
Student: Hey Aleks, did you hear about what happened to my dad?
Me, prepared for the worst: No, I haven’t. Is he ok?
Student: He got bald 😢
Me, prepared for the worst: No, I haven’t. Is he ok?
Student: He got bald 😢
Can’t even say “you got me pegged” anymore. Why? Because of Woke
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Can’t even say “you got me pegged” anymore. Why? Because of Woke
Only a week until the All Under Heaven CK3 expansion arrives! I can’t wait
October 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Only a week until the All Under Heaven CK3 expansion arrives! I can’t wait
The dnd crew (I’m playing Grasper)
October 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The dnd crew (I’m playing Grasper)
Today in childcare: repeatedly telling 7 year olds not to lick chalk dust off of their hands.
September 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Today in childcare: repeatedly telling 7 year olds not to lick chalk dust off of their hands.
Booty shorts that say, “Caution: Contents may be hot.”
September 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Booty shorts that say, “Caution: Contents may be hot.”
Been reading Wildbow’s Pale, finally, and holy shit 9.9 was one of the most brutal chapters I’ve read in any serial. I can’t even put it into words.
#wildbow #webserials #pale #pact #reading
#wildbow #webserials #pale #pact #reading
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Been reading Wildbow’s Pale, finally, and holy shit 9.9 was one of the most brutal chapters I’ve read in any serial. I can’t even put it into words.
#wildbow #webserials #pale #pact #reading
#wildbow #webserials #pale #pact #reading
Fred Durst was right. It really is just one of those days.
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fred Durst was right. It really is just one of those days.
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. - Teddy Roosevelt
September 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. - Teddy Roosevelt
For what it’s worth I do like both my jobs, I love working with kids and SPED students, but it’s exhausting. I wish I had as much energy as they do lmao.
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
For what it’s worth I do like both my jobs, I love working with kids and SPED students, but it’s exhausting. I wish I had as much energy as they do lmao.
I know I haven’t been posting much, I started a second job right after my main one, so I’m working 7am-6pm Monday-Friday. At least I’m making more money!
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I know I haven’t been posting much, I started a second job right after my main one, so I’m working 7am-6pm Monday-Friday. At least I’m making more money!
Scheming my Dungeon World adventure: the players have all been exiled from a vast empire for various reasons, and in order to “pay their debts” they must assist the colonization efforts of a cursed continent, and have been assigned as explorers. Cant wait to see what fucked up relics they uncover!
September 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Scheming my Dungeon World adventure: the players have all been exiled from a vast empire for various reasons, and in order to “pay their debts” they must assist the colonization efforts of a cursed continent, and have been assigned as explorers. Cant wait to see what fucked up relics they uncover!
Been reading through Dungeon World lately, and so far I’m really liking it! Of course, I’ll have to run it before I can fully cement my thoughts, but I like how it places the emphasis on narrative like most PBtA games, while still keeping the world and concepts of DnD that work. #ttrpg #dnd
September 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Back on that Binding of Isaac grind. I’m so goddamn bad at not getting hit
September 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Back on that Binding of Isaac grind. I’m so goddamn bad at not getting hit
Elite ball knowledge required
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Elite ball knowledge required
Me, smuggling opium to China in 1840: “Do you think, maybe, we’re doing something wrong here?”
My buddy, staring off into the distance: “You think they’d notice if I drank some?”
My buddy, staring off into the distance: “You think they’d notice if I drank some?”
April 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me, smuggling opium to China in 1840: “Do you think, maybe, we’re doing something wrong here?”
My buddy, staring off into the distance: “You think they’d notice if I drank some?”
My buddy, staring off into the distance: “You think they’d notice if I drank some?”
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’ve been thinking lately. It hurts.
February 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’ve been thinking lately. It hurts.
Show me four pictures in your phone that share your energy but aren’t selfies.
February 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Show me four pictures in your phone that share your energy but aren’t selfies.
Man I can’t wait for tonight. The climax of an almost year-long dnd campaign is almost here. After rescuing Icewind Dale from eternal winter, Valerie, Borovik, and Kroth must finally confront Auril, goddess of winter. Will they succeed? When they turn on each other, who will emerge alive?
February 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Man I can’t wait for tonight. The climax of an almost year-long dnd campaign is almost here. After rescuing Icewind Dale from eternal winter, Valerie, Borovik, and Kroth must finally confront Auril, goddess of winter. Will they succeed? When they turn on each other, who will emerge alive?
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Literally every time I go to Aldi people think I’m an employee. Am I being stereotyped?
February 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Literally every time I go to Aldi people think I’m an employee. Am I being stereotyped?
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me the second I meet elon
February 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
me the second I meet elon
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
Student: Hey Aleks, did you hear about what happened to my dad?
Me, prepared for the worst: No, I haven’t. Is he ok?
Student: He got bald 😢
Me, prepared for the worst: No, I haven’t. Is he ok?
Student: He got bald 😢
January 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Student: Hey Aleks, did you hear about what happened to my dad?
Me, prepared for the worst: No, I haven’t. Is he ok?
Student: He got bald 😢
Me, prepared for the worst: No, I haven’t. Is he ok?
Student: He got bald 😢
Dnd is on for tonight lets gooo 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Valerie cant wait to meet her new party member after Arin met such a tragic end.
January 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Dnd is on for tonight lets gooo 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Valerie cant wait to meet her new party member after Arin met such a tragic end.