Cally Beaton
@callybeaton.bsky.social
⭐️ 2026 TOUR ⭐️ + BESTSELLING BOOK ‘Namaste Motherf*ckers’ OUT NOW! 🙏🏻 At 45, Joan Rivers told me to get into stand-up. So I did. She was 81 • Live at the Apollo • QI •
And now it’s hailing. As you were.
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
And now it’s hailing. As you were.
Ooohhhhh… I’m all ears
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Ooohhhhh… I’m all ears
It’s on my website - 11 Oct!
February 14, 2026 at 1:34 PM
It’s on my website - 11 Oct!
I’ve had some very happy times in Austin in the past.
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I’ve had some very happy times in Austin in the past.
You don’t. You deserve a fresh start and a new regime.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
You don’t. You deserve a fresh start and a new regime.
Aw, thank you. And enjoy! 🙏🏻
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Aw, thank you. And enjoy! 🙏🏻